Girl Next Door ?

You can roughly guess by looking at the poster. This is another popcorn-style Hollywood comedy, but I don’t dislike it. These days, “fast food” consumption is everywhere. Reading books, watching movies, and even History, study, etc. are all. This is perfectly normal for me, and I just need a movie that will let me nibble on popcorn and drink Coke to kill off my weekend nights. But it was such a simple reason and motive that it could not satisfy me. Fifteen minutes later, all my excitement was dissipated with the first burp that Coke brought me. It may be a bit harsh to say, but as many people have said, it is really not easy for Jackie Chan to come out and jump up and down when he is over 500 years old. Since I know Jackie Chan, I have basically never lost one of his movies. Now, I have to sigh "Jackie Chan is old, can he still play". Really, I can't laugh in front of such a comedy. If I have to laugh, then I'm sorry, this laughter only contains two meanings, either it is scornful and dismissive;

Seeing this, you may have no appetite for this movie at all! No, it was never my intention. "The Promise" can make everyone pay, not to mention this Jackie Chan's latest movie, right! So my suggestion is, everyone who wants to contribute to China's box office, or like me who just wants to pass the boring two hours, might as well watch it, or if you have unexpected discoveries and unique insights.

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Here I would like to briefly talk about the impression this movie gave me. At first glance at the title of the movie, I mistakenly thought it was "Girl Next Door". It was beyond my expectations, including the plot and the final outcome, and even I was slightly shocked at the time, which was quite similar to the American-style "Color is Empty". But like the tune-up revealed on the poster, I didn't find a stunt or juggling that caught my eye. Repeatedly, it's just a typical American family's little loli being thrown around by our jacky, I can't help thinking, what kind of anti-throwing ability should this kid have, he must know that he falls from a height of several meters, and then someone instantly Take it, it's not something to be thankful for. Speaking of which, to quote Sheldon's theory in the big bang, when the beautiful reporter Chloe fell from the skyscraper and was caught by our superhero, according to the principle of physical energy conversion, it should be instantly cut into three sections. Instead of lying tenderly in Superman's arms.

Furthermore, what is even more tragic is that the Chinese dubbing is suddenly more unreal and out of tune (except for Zorro and a few cartoons). I always think that the original taste is the best. Throughout the film, the emotional development and changes between the characters always feel a bit disconnected, rushed, and unnatural. Yes, this is just a movie, exaggeration is necessary, but at least it has to make me believe or resonate! Besides, the big villain in it, please, this deliberately funny way is just insulting my IQ and EQ. Everyone has passed the age where you can laugh for a long time by tossing a banana and an apple. The audience is not a laughing baby! As I get older, my laughter increases exponentially. Under the indiscriminate bombardment of "Gintama", it rose like a straight line. If you're trying to get some laughter by juggling, sorry, it's not going to work. Jokes said twice is not so funny, the same, pure spoof, I can only speak vulgar. I'm sorry, but I have to add one sentence here, "Perfect Nine Beauty" is a downright bad movie. The complaints are posted here, but I can't think of the scenes or characters in the movie that moved me. Maybe I don't need to comment on such a movie. Everyone has watched it, and they will know...

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