Why no one speaks ill of the Golden Armor

Eriberto 2022-04-22 07:01:42

I finally know why the sharp-toothed entertainment media and the filmmakers who couldn't hold a grain of sand in their eyes kept uncharacteristically silent after the release of "The Golden Armor of the City" for two full days. , according to my analysis, the reason is nothing more than the following two points:

First, because Director Zhang Da is too good at telling stories, he cleverly changed the background of a Chinese household story and then brought it out to everyone to tell, everyone was astonished understand. Except for those big tits who swayed the screen with the rhythm, those gunners who have always been complacent did not see anything. Maybe when the camera switched to the next scene, their thinking still stayed in that piece of Mimi. Traveling in the ocean, and eagerly yearning for Director Zhang to reproduce the magnificent scene of "looking across as a forest and forming a peak" in the next second, who has the spare time to think about other things? It is not difficult to understand why the movie has been released for two days, and it is still sunny outside. No one praised it as good, and no one criticized it as bad. It was as quiet as if nothing had happened. Because everyone doesn't understand it, since we don't understand it, it's better to keep silent and not mention a word, lest people write something as a laughing stock and lose their reputation. That's why we can only see the lace writing around the three roads. The reason why the articles are flying all over the sky and those articles that are commented from a professional point of view are not seen. But this wasted our director Zhang Da's hard work: Don't you always criticize me for not being able to tell stories? To say that apart from winning applause in terms of color and photography, the plot that has always been thin is really uncomplimentable. Today, I will make a decent thing for you. When you see this 300 million yuan film with a high-spirited plot as the main focus, you will know whether I can tell a story or not! However, Director Zhang never imagined that although everyone has heard of "Thunderstorm", not everyone has seen "Thunderstorm", because they have not read the original work before, so they do not know what Director Zhang is talking about What kind of story is it, some people don't even know Cao Yu, what else do you want him to say? You must know that if you don't understand and pretend to understand, the end will be miserable. In order to prevent yourself from becoming the target of thousands of people, they have to keep silent. Isn't the director just telling a story? He said it, but you didn't understand it. For the sake of face, you're too embarrassed to say that people can't tell stories? Are you not afraid of others laughing at your low IQ?

The second is because the boss of the bold new picture is well versed in the way of communication, and he has already managed every aspect of the film before the film is released. Because he has suffered such losses before, and because of this, he has taught enough tuition, so this time he learned to be smart and filled your mouths with delicious food before you even opened your mouth to speak, so that you will never again No time to take into account their right to speak the truth and complicit in it. Of course, people are also very thoughtful for the majority of media colleagues. If you don't say anything or just sing praises all over the country, it will always appear a little fake, in order to make everything look real. , let us report to you, we will not talk about the theme but only talk about lace, so that everyone can not find the north in the Mimi array that we jointly designed, which not only meets the gossip needs of the broad masses of the people, but also ensures that your media The fundamental right to speak. This is exactly how I make money to make you eyeballs, a win-win situation, why not do it? audience? Who cares about their feelings? Anyway, I don't care who I love!

Of course, the above two points are just some random thoughts I have after watching "The Golden Armor in the City". In fact, I didn't understand it myself, and it was because I was too idle that I thought of making subjective inferences that were unrealistic about the above two points. You don't have to take it too seriously. When you hear it, it's all for fun. However, the director of this film is indeed amazing, and people have to admire him. With his transformational works in recent years, he has revitalized the long-silent Chinese film market step by step. Whether it's hype or boredom, you just need to look at the number of viewers who are queuing up to buy tickets to watch "Golden Armor in the City" to see that I'm not talking nonsense. Before the movie was released, the mobile phone ticket grabbing event jointly launched by New Screen and China Mobile has already made the whole Beijing boil. The first sentence people say when they meet is no longer "Have you eaten?", but "You Did you get tickets?"

Actually, in my opinion, it doesn't matter whether you win or not, as long as you can earn a lot of money, it is the most practical. Only fools like American stuff. Director Zhang Da is not a fool. He is smart. It doesn't matter if there is an Oscar or not. Quickly grabbing money is king!

PS When I ran to exchange tickets in the afternoon, I met a man and woman who looked like a couple outside the cinema. The woman was crying, and the man was helping his girlfriend wipe her tears while persuading her with kind words. I was very puzzled, thinking that this "Golden Armor" was not a tragedy, and the MM of the people who did it was so sad, I was thinking about whether I should buy a tissue to bring in just in case. Unexpectedly, I was thinking about it, so I thought about it, so I designed the lines for the pair of men and women as follows, and I invite you to watch and laugh.

Man: Okay, baby, don't cry anymore, it's all my fault, I'll never dare to do this again, forgive me? good or not?

Female: Hmph~~~ You say that you are loyal to love all day long, and that you only love me, other women are bullshit, these are all lies, I don't believe you anymore.

Male: Baby, how can I lie to you, I really only love you. Those are all movies, what kind of vinegar do you have with the things in the movies! I just can't think of it! Cough~~~

Female: What? Dare you think about it? you! ! ! How did you tell me before? Didn't you say you like smaller ones? I know it, Lu Yao knows horsepower, and over time sees people's hearts. What you just saw made your saliva drool, and you still have the face to explain to me here!

Man: Oh, my baby, I'm really not as nasty as you think, you have to tell me a few times before you believe me? I really don't like things that are too big to add! Whether others like it or not is other people's business, I like you, trust me, don't cry, okay?

Therefore, I suggest that "Golden Armor" is not suitable for those couples who are in love to watch together. Of course, if you're confident that you're old enough, then just pretend I didn't say it :)

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Curse of the Golden Flower quotes

  • Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.

  • Emperor Ping: [while placing ingredients on a scale] This will cure your anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: I thank His Majesty for his concern.

    Emperor Ping: All good medicine tastes bitter.

    Emperor Ping: You have excess bile, poor digestion, Yin and Yang are out of balance. That is why you are so infractious, listless and lethargic, and capable of nothing but cutting remarks. These are all sympptoms of anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: It has been more than ten years. My so-called sickness is clearly not improving with Your Majesty's treatment.

    Emperor Ping: [angrily throws scale to the ground] If your father were not the King of Liang, I would scarely be speaking to you with such restraint.