Sure enough, the whole city is full of big girls

Adella 2022-04-21 09:02:51

I couldn't stand the temptation of the movie, so I went to the Mayflower to watch the Golden Armor

and deliberately didn't read too many comments, so as not to be as suspenseful and fresh as "The Banquet"

. The child is really full of talents, except for the color, there is nothing left.

I'm really worried about our 2008 Olympic Games,

especially after watching the Doha Asian Games,

let alone Guangzhou's pressure, I think Beijing is also a bit

suspenseful!

There are a few ideas that can be summed up as follows (Oh, I was really trained by LD, and I wrote it as a summary, hoohoo~~):

1. There are really big girls all over the city. Those palace maids tied their chests one by one, it was true that old Mr. Cao Yu was so angry that he was alive. Every time they appear, especially when they are running wildly, it is the time when the audience is noisy, hehe. It is the era of eyeball economy, and Laomouzi really knows how to use this principle.

2. Lin Lao sells big bags. A friend summed up Aunt Gong's performance in the whole play in one incisive sentence. give it a like! But then again, Aunt Gong is still the most laborious in the whole movie to show expressions, which is better than Brother Fa's nondescript beard and some weird expressions.

3. The mandarin spoken by chickens and ducks, Aunt Gong and Liu Ye speak Jingpu, Brother Fa speaks Gangpu, Jay Chou speaks Taipu, it is really chicken and duck, and the strange accents are all together.

4. The color of red and green. I mentioned earlier that Laomouzi only has colors left. In fact, these colors are not Jessica's cup of tea. , I don't know why, I always think it is the favorite of northern farmers, so it is said that it is 80 at the age of 3. It is destined that Laomouzi likes these colors, huh, huh.

5. The laughing Jay Chou. I was supposed to have a laugh when watching "Dinner". I read some film critics before saying that the Golden Armor can't laugh. The big knife, in a word, funny! Next time he can consider switching to a funny New Year's film and use his serious cross-eyed expression, haha! ~ ~

6, fools can see the PS effect. Although Jessica is not an IT elite and shouldn't have too much say, but in the face of those fake chrysanthemums and video games of 10,000 people, the traces of ps can be seen by a fool. Who told Jessica to watch the Lord of the Rings? It really shouldn't be, I don't understand Zhang Da Dao's masterpiece...

7. Tang Dynasty or Medieval Europe? The siege scenes at the back of the movie made Jessica wonder: Which dynasty and country did this come from? How to see how there is a shadow of Troy, Braveheart.

Forget it, maybe our expectations for domestic blockbusters are too high; but we must remember not to criticize Hollywood blockbusters again, because we are still far behind others.

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Extended Reading

Curse of the Golden Flower quotes

  • Empress Phoenix: So you are leaving. Are you afraid?

    Crown Prince Wan: You are my mother, Your Majesty.

    Empress Phoenix: We have been intimate for three years. You, of all people should know who I am.

    Crown Prince Wan: I am first and foremost my father's son.

    Empress Phoenix: [grabs Wan, attempting to seduce him]

    Crown Prince Wan: [recoils from the Empress] Mother!

    Empress Phoenix: I am not your mother!

  • Prince Jai: [upon discovering the Black Fungus] Mother was taken ill yesterday. Was it because of this?

    Empress Phoenix: [nods head]

    Prince Jai: Why is Father doing this to you?

    Empress Phoenix: Jai, after the Chrysanthemum Festival, I shall tell you the whole truth.

    [turns away]

    Empress Phoenix: Each day, in front of your father, I have to feign ignorance. Every two hours, I swallow this poison without protest. Nobody knows what is happening. I shall die exactly as your father intends. A half-wit. But I refuse to submit without a fight. On the night of the Festival, I shall put an end to all this.

    Prince Jai: Do my brothers know?

    Empress Phoenix: No.

    Prince Jai: If I had not returned, would Mother have gone ahead?

    Empress Phoenix: Yes.

    Prince Jai: Then why did you tell me?

    Empress Phoenix: Because I want you to be Emperor.

    Prince Jai: Are you going to kill Father?

    Empress Phoenix: I shall force him to abdicate, but it is not my intention to kill him.

    Prince Jai: Mother, a son cannot stand in rebellion against his father! Whatever the circumstances, he is still my father and my Emperor.