At least there are breasts to see

Viviane 2022-04-20 09:02:09

I just watched the Golden Armor, and I don't have much to say about the plot. As a thunderstorm that all middle school students have studied, I will be tired of introducing it again.

As for the actors, it is always something that many people want to comment on. What's wrong with who's acting? To be honest, I don't think these actors' acting is so good or bad. The acting of Fa Ge's emperor can't be considered too bad, although his Mandarin is still not very neat, Aunt Gong Li, who has the most scenes, is a little old in appearance, but she can't stand her old-fashioned breasts. Countless close-ups tell us that Aunt Gong Li is That's the real deal, unlike our little sister Sifeng, who almost squeezed out her entire chest, it looks like we've worked so hard. Liu Ye, as always, took the paranoid road. Although he couldn't see the charm of this nervous and weak prince, he couldn't blame Liu Ye. That's how Laomouzi was defined. Prince Jay's appearance is not bad, "I can't look good, we rely on being handsome" - Prince Jay said, so there are some inexplicable slow-motion close-ups of Prince Jay, although they are not handsome at all, but who is? The new king, this is the box office guarantee. On the contrary, the little prince was pretty good, and he acted quite ruthlessly, especially the hideous face at the end. It was likable at first sight, but unfortunately the final death was a bit tragic.

Laomouzi used the 10,000-unit People's Liberation Army to make a blockbuster film in China, solemnly announced to the world that we don't need special skills to make blockbuster films in China, just need the people of the People's Liberation Army to be neat and tidy, and the box lunches all over the sky are enough . As soon as the accounts are settled, it’s better to hire someone cheap, do some computer stunts, at least millions of dollars, you can see how good our PLA is, it’s enough to have a lunch box, so Laomouzi is still a bit economical.

At the same time, Laomouzi also announced to the world that in the 2008 Olympics, we can't do stunts, but when it comes to employing people, Laomouzi still has a way.

Although this kind of big scene, watching too much is really a little visual fatigue, but I still have to say, at least, the countless choppy pictures can still be seen.

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Extended Reading
  • Rhea 2022-01-06 08:02:14

    Too heavy, chrysanthemum full of screen, OMG.

  • Lesly 2022-03-23 09:02:36

    "The Golden Armor of the City" is the first work in the history of Chinese film that has truly achieved a "global synchronization" release.

Curse of the Golden Flower quotes

  • Emperor Ping: What I do not give, you must never take by force.

  • Emperor Ping: [while placing ingredients on a scale] This will cure your anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: I thank His Majesty for his concern.

    Emperor Ping: All good medicine tastes bitter.

    Emperor Ping: You have excess bile, poor digestion, Yin and Yang are out of balance. That is why you are so infractious, listless and lethargic, and capable of nothing but cutting remarks. These are all sympptoms of anemia.

    Empress Phoenix: It has been more than ten years. My so-called sickness is clearly not improving with Your Majesty's treatment.

    Emperor Ping: [angrily throws scale to the ground] If your father were not the King of Liang, I would scarely be speaking to you with such restraint.