9 = 1 drama + 7 women + 1 man

Oma 2022-04-19 09:02:32

Since the director in the film said "the best way to kill a movie is to talk about it", let's talk about this "Nine".

1 drama
This is a film that uses opera to explain film, or a film that uses film to explain opera.
Attempts to merge, but the contrast is even worse.
The emotion is as passionate as an Italian opera, but the plot is as boring as a movie.

7 women
and men are greedy. They not only need white roses, they like red roses, but they also pluck these seven flowers in one shot.
It is like the embodiment of the seven desires of a man for love.
Seduction of
lover Carla, I did not expect Penelope Cruz to be so sexy, the seduction of lover is such a complete and complete conquest.
Loyal
assistant Lily, Judi Dench, an old actor, teases the work out of the atmosphere of the entertainment park, but supports it well from beginning to end.
A virtuous
wife, Louisa, and Marion Cotillard are like the European version of Mei Ting. A virtuous woman as a wife is the collective consensus of men.
Maternal
mother, Sophia Roland can still see the beauty of the past in her old age. The Oedipus complex is the love of every man's virginity.
Sex
reporters Stephanie and Kate Hudson become prostitutes for boys' childhood sexual initiation, and beach dancing is cathartic and taunting.
The perfect
star Claudia and Nicole Kidman are inviolable goddesses in the eyes of men who can only be loved through the camera.

1 Man
Daniel Day-Lewis's director Guido Contini is a superfluous and failed character.
It is strongly recommended to cut off all the male lead scenes, and then shoot from a first-person perspective to shoot these women, which is enough.
Because a few ladies acted so well and the male lead was too poor, I would feel that so many women, for such a man, fell in love like that, it was not worth it. Therefore, if the male protagonist is not good enough, in such a play, facing the powerful heroines, he also has to play a charming director who attracts all their souls.
This is simply suicidal.

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Extended Reading

Nine quotes

  • Saraghina: [from trailer] Be... Italian...

    Saraghina: Be Italian...

    Saraghina: Take a chance and try to steal a fiery kiss!

    Saraghina: Be Italian...

    Saraghina: Be Italian...

    Saraghina: When you hold me, don't just hold me, but... hold... this!...

    Saraghina: ...Be a singer!

    Chorus: Be a singer!

    Saraghina: Be a lover!

    Chorus: Be a lover!

    Saraghina: Pick the flower now before the chance is past!

    Chorus: Before it's past!

    Saraghina: Be Italian!

    Chorus: Be Italian!

    Saraghina: Be Italian!

    Chorus: Be Italian...

    Saraghina: Live today as if it may... become... your last!

  • Carla: [from trailer] I'll be waiting for you, with my legs open.