A pot of stew - "Guinea Pig Commando"

Juston 2022-04-19 09:02:31

Since "Monsters, Inc." revolutionized the hair problem, animated films featuring various "hairy" animals or living creatures with long hair have found their place immediately, such as "Crossing the Fence" or "Crossing the Fence". "Lightning Dog" is also good, even "Monsters vs Aliens", the technology is excellent, and the plot is more interesting. As far as the theme of "Guinea Pigs" is concerned, the film should have presented a pleasing attitude: the humble guinea pigs and flies in life are equipped with various high-tech equipment and can fly like Bond classmates. , just like a Batman style. But the director was too greedy and wanted to put all the heroic images and all the classic action scenes in Hollywood film history on the plush guinea pig team G-Force, so, logically, he failed brilliantly.
The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television seems to be very familiar with people's hearts recently. "That's it" is in front of the public opinion, and it was introduced at the same time with ultra-high-speed operation, which fulfilled the wishes of countless fans in China; "2012" The Chinese salvation theory is said to have moved the SARFT to tears. Tea, known as "no cut" (the tragic "Mission Impossible 3" is still fresh in my memory) passed the review; James Cameron's "God to Earth" released in early 2010 has been confirmed to be introduced, and Chinese fans are sure to be able to By accepting the baptism of the new technology revolution at the first time. Thinking back to the "Batman: The Dark Knight" that was entrusted with Heath Ledger's grief, when the SARFT announced its death sentence on the grounds that "the film was too dark", not only many people sighed. If I had realized this earlier, wouldn't it be right? There is also a category of asynchronous releases, such as "Escape from Crocodile Island" released in October (the film's over-release is purely a product of Sam Worthington's fame after starring in "Terminator 2018") and November "The Ninth District" released in the latter half of the year, as well as this film belonging to the 3D camp, remember that on the 11th National Day, there are already high-definition resources on eDonkey that can be downloaded for free.
Back to the film itself, let's take a look at how vulgar "Guinea Pigs" really is. In terms of character settings, the film follows a team line: three guinea pigs with extraordinary skills, a mole rat with low vision and a nearly blind one, and a disgusting fly scout. Although it is easy to do things with many people, three people can still achieve the intimacy of "Harry Potter", and four people can also swagger to save mankind like "Fantastic Four", and the five protagonists are a bit confusing. The three guinea pigs are an animal copy of the human love triangle. The genius scientist mole is always stupid, and the fly scout only knows to obey orders. In my opinion, "Guinea Pig Commando" is still "XX Man" The lone hero route is more appropriate. In addition, the role of "Lost Brother" Hurley is also not easy enough. Compared with "Shrek" in "Shrek", the thorny donkey and "Lightning Dog", the star-chasing hairball who worships Potter is an indispensable funny person. Can stay at the level of withered green leaves. In terms of plot, it is not uncommon for the former teammates to become the ultimate BOSS. What the audience wants to see is to turn the rotten into the magical, but the performance of this film is to turn the rotten into a more rotten one. The mysterious customer "Yan Shu" hiding behind the world's largest electronic product manufacturer has a big problem at first sight. In the end, everyone found out that the homonym of "Mole" is "Yan Shu", and suddenly realized that the mole is the big BOSS's reasoning naked. It's unbearable to watch. At the end, the film did not forget to return to the main theme, even involving the issue of environmental protection. So far, "Guinea Pig Commando" has finally revealed the "true face of Mount Lu". It turned out to be a "science and education film" dressed in animation. Otherwise, how could the mole put down the butcher's knife in just a few words, become a Buddha on the ground, and sing harmony with the guinea pigs It is.
A good story is an extension of the imagination. "Guinea Pigs" has authentic Disney blood, but it's still stunted. To put it bluntly, without Pixar's golden brand, Disney really can't come up with a decent work. Pixar can let the toys play tricks on humans in "Toy Story", let the ants turn into heroes through the salted fish in "Bug and Bugs", and let the mice become the master chefs in "Ratatouille", specializing in Have a hard time with the health bureau, let two robots fall in love in "Earth Waste Packer", and dance in outer space with a fire extinguisher. Have you ever imagined these? The Pixar family is probably the only one left, except the Japanese animation master Hayao Miyazaki.

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Extended Reading

G-Force quotes

  • Hurley: [running on the street during the Jerry Bruckheimers Films logo] Hey, Slow down!

  • Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.

    Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.

    [Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]

    Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.

    Hurley: Roll down the window.

    Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!