in Chibi went to see Chibi with my classmates today, and I was completely shocked.
I thought it was the most classic first:
Zhou: "It's not hot, why are you using an old fan?"
Pig: " I need to keep calm at all times."
Me: "!%￥%#￥!·#!￥!"
There is a paragraph behind the two of them looking at Caojun Water Village, Zhou asked what the pig thinks.
Pig: "I need to calm down, you What?"
Zhou: "I also want to calm down."
After reading it, we also said, "I need to calm down."
1. Second brother Guan, if you fail in modeling, you won't say anything out of breath, and Guan Dao has shrunk into a The most annoying thing about the leader of the entire Yiliangshanbo infantry
is that when Zhou Yu entered Liu Bei's barracks, the second brother Guan took a book and handed it to the children to read: "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river state, a fair lady , A gentleman is good to beg..."
Second brother, when did you read the Book of Songs, what about Spring and Autumn?
2. Zhou Yu went in and saw Liu Bei was weaving straw shoes
: ￥%! %·#￥￥%·
Liu: "Hehe, I'm used to it."
At this time, Guan Chang and the two rushed in: "Our shoes are made by big brother, and they are sturdy!"
3. Zhou Yu helped Zhao Yun to block an arrow
. : "How is the Governor's arrow injury?"
Zhou: "It's just a skin injury."
Zhao: "The kindness of an arrow will definitely be repaid!"
Zhou: "Don't worry about it."
(Brother Liu, you've been dug into a corner!!)
4 .Liu looked at Sun Shangxiang in a daze (with a wretched expression), and was turned over by him using a horse-pointing technique...
Sun came out to watch the pigeon in a daze, at this time the pig chased the
pig: "The acupuncture point of a pigeon and a horse are different, so you can't Be messy!"
(Brother Pig, you mean that Brother Liu's acupuncture points are the same as those of horses, right...)
Then the two had an ambiguous conversation
again (Brother Liu, you've been dug into a corner again!!!!)
5. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao gave birth to the horse, Brother Pig appeared, and seeing Xiao Qiao's puzzled eyes, the
butler of the Zhou family hurriedly introduced: "This is a pig...... ........Zhuge Liang."
6. Brother Pig watched Zhou Yu train
as a soldier: "The Swallow Formation is not bad, but it's outdated."
......
7. Zhou Hezhu played against the rock
after listening to me He told his classmates, "Zhou Yu is definitely smoking."
Someone next to him was scolding: "It sounds awful!" The
latter said, "Finally finished!"
8. Xiao Qiao wrapped Zhou Yu like a zongzi, and laughed He said: "Should I help the wounded soldiers?"
I muttered there: "The wounded soldiers are a little miserable."
......
9. I don't know if Zhou Yu named the horse "Mengmeng" in the end Where is the funny person, search for the
meaning of "cute" in the ACG world, and you will understand... I
remember to write so much for the time being, and there is a dialogue between Cao Cao and Hua Tuo about desire, which is very classic. , unfortunately can't remember
.
In short, this is a very good comedy film, I recommend everyone to wait for the "disc version" to come out and then "go down" to watch it.
I won't discuss other issues like the Warriors of the Three Kingdoms and the Battle of Arslan...
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