Hello everyone, I'm Joe &...

Sophie 2022-04-21 09:02:51

Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Qiao,
Zhou Yu is my man, and Ping An is my son. Zhou Ping An. Actually, the name is quite embarrassing, but when my man was lying on my belly and felt the fetal movement, he hummed a little song. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la." I think he likes this name.
I am a talented man, I can play the piano like I'm playing the bass, and I can jump on the spot and kill a Cao Jun with an arrow. Handsome and his mount.
My man is kind, and successively helped a shepherd boy build a bamboo flute (helping my man to return to nature leisurely), helped an old man find a buffalo, and blocked an arrow for Zhao Zilong. I just like to dangle my old hands in front of the camera for a few more times.)
I am a handsome man, and this advantage worries me the most. Since he met Zhuge Kongming, the mysterious feeling in their eyes makes me terrified. It shouldn't be common in our stories, but they waved their feather fans and said: When I need to calm down. They really should calm down.


Hello everyone, I'm that turtle.
Because of me, I have that morale booster During the battle, I had to show off my gossip formation.
As the climax of the finale, I don't think you were disappointed! Cao Jun was caught off guard by my allies through the awesome formation change. During this period, Zhao Yun/Guan Yu/Zhang Fei appeared in sequence, There are countless thieves. Zhao Yun is good at pushing, and countless spear tips are pressed against the top, and he pushes everyone out. Guan Yu is good at running. Become a kung fu Po, hit the opponent with a solid body, it is really kawaii and fair.
Three gorgeous solo shows. I will end my speech with Sisyphus' words:
In Chibi, everyone is Hankao gram.


hello everyone, we are --- white dove. The long aerial shot at the
end is our pride, please don't use the owl in harry potter as an analogy to us, you know. we have experienced more
Mr. Zhuge is our great love, handsome, elegant and suave. But we can see so many Bitch lingering around him. We can just calm down the anger caused by the ambiguity between Mr. and Zhou Yu, and see Sun Shangxiang and Mr. Flirting.
What an important role we play in the play, flying over the mountains and mountains. After satisfying the director's flying pigeon plot, why can't we let us monopolize our husband? We haven't considered our feelings? .Finally
, I apologize for the foul language in my speech.


Hello everyone, I am the screen.
I showed a lot of facial close-ups, because there are too many beauties in it. I do not like to use fades to change the scene this time, I like to use roller blinds I also let everyone see a lot of superimposed images and freeze-frame images. I don't know how many people can accept such an ingenious use, because I heard a woman named Juna protesting, she said: "Chibi is in some The place is like a MV. It can be used when singing Chinese-style songs for Jay Chou. "



Hello everyone, I am Juna. I am
not disappointed in Chibi, only gaffe.
The fat girl sitting next to her brought her young boyfriend because she couldn't stand our gaffe. Our words persisted for an hour and a half, muttering that I really have no quality, I have no quality, and I hurried out. I think her name is Mengmeng. Many
people discouraged me from spending the 25 yuan, and many people told me that I must pay attention to BL, pigeons and small children. Qiao. I still sit in the cinema and think 25 yuan is worth it, because I saw BL Pigeon and Xiao Qiao, only 25, which is good.
In compliment, 25 also saw Da Ai Jincheng Takeshi, which is also very good. Although he and Zhang Zhen together It is considered to be Xiaoshou.
Chibi has become the most grand and dignified BL movie in the history of Chinese film. I have a fangirlfriend who loves it so much after seeing it There is always love, over and over again~ It's not that we have a bad attitude, it's not that we are good at obscenity, Chibi is ultimately defeated in the script, and the lines are flawed.

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  • Cao Cao: General Cai, I see many grammatical errors here, I hope your military strategies are not as poor as your command of literature.

  • Cao Cao: [subtitle version] When a loser join forces with a coward, what can they accomplish?