We all have to calm down!

Emmalee 2022-04-20 09:02:09

After reading everyone's comments, I mustered up the courage to say,
actually, well, I think this movie is pretty good.
I think we need to correct our attitude before evaluating a movie. This film has invested 600 million yuan, and it must be run on the blockbuster route. What should we watch in the blockbuster is that the story is clearly told, the cast is stronger, and the audio-visual effects are a little shocking.
Then these three points are actually achieved by Wu Yusen.
Uh, the lines are too loud? Don't you know this is an action movie, ignore the lines.

First let's tell the whole story.
This is probably the main point of attack for everyone to criticize this movie. If you don't talk about the dialogue...
In fact, what I want to say is, everyone first think about who was the earliest and most famous spoof in the history of the Three Kingdoms? Isn't he our great Mr. Luo Guanzhong? Think of how much personal injury he did to Zhou Yu in order to deify Zhuge Liang: not only did he say that people were stingy, but also wrote that people died young, and what is even worse is that many people really thought that Zhou Yu was so angry. man. You said he was wrong. But have you seen Zhou Yu being revived from the tomb, or did someone claim that Zhou Yu's descendant sued Luo Guanzhong for personal injury, or did someone claim that Chen Shou's descendant sued Luo Guanzhong for copyright infringement? Not only no, this spoof of history has also become a classic among classics.
So, let's be more entertaining!
Mr. Wu Yusen said that he was filming history, and did he say that he was filming a serious drama? No! Then since Luo Guanzhong can belittle Zhou Yu in order to create a godlike Zhuge Liang, then Wu Yusen also has the right to recreate what he wants to express. He admired the brotherhood between men, so he asked Zhou Yu to inspire Sun Quan, and then shield Zhao Yun from the arrow; he wanted to promote benevolence, so he asked Liu Bei to love the people like the People's Liberation Army; he wanted to express unity, that's why Liu Huangshu kept making it up Wearing straw sandals, so that Zhou Gongjin can make a declaration of unity between the two armies through the grass, isn't it... As for why Cao Cao fought this battle for a woman, well, maybe classmate Wu is trying to tell Westerners that you have Helen , we also have Little Joe!
Speaking of this, everyone should have also discovered that the best audience for classmate Wu should be foreigners who know nothing about the Three Kingdoms. Let us use our imaginations to see what would happen if Westerners with a blank sheet of paper looked at this film. Maybe they also knew that it was Zhang Fei who roared, Zhao Yun who rode the Savior alone, and Guan Yu who singled out ten thousand enemies. Just because of the popularization of Chinese culture class, shouldn't we bring a big red flower to classmate Wu!

Then we talk about the cast.
From the moment its cast was revealed, there was only one monologue in my heart: Ah, it's not reliable!
But after reading it, I am quite satisfied. Even Sister Zhiling has done everything she can...
Zhou Yu: I have to say that Leung Chiu Wai is so much loved by everyone.
I think he can immediately reverse the bad consequences of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms spoofing Governor Zhou.
Sun Quan: I forgot how coquettish Zhang Zhen was.
Sun Shangxiang: For those who scold Zhao Wei, ask yourself if you didn't like seeing this actor originally (not because of this play).
Xiao Qiao: It's the first time for Zhiling's sister to act. And don't you think her costumes are actually pretty?
Liu Bei: Actually, Uncle Liu was never a good person, so it was normal for him to be so fascinated by Sun Shangxiang at first sight.
Zhao Yun: Hu Jun is so fucking handsome!
Cao Cao: Although I recall Duan Xiaolou singing Peking Opera as soon as I saw him, how can Cao Cao in everyone's mind be clear in just a few words! So don't be hard on him!
I didn't say Zhuge Liang, you noticed, because this girl's ability to bear is still limited, let me talk about him later.

Finally, let's talk about the audiovisual effects.
In fact, that's the main point of the movie, isn't it? But everyone forgot to praise the gorgeous war scene after being mad with a few lines.
In the first battle, Cao Cao fought Liu Bei. This scene deepened my love for Hu Jun.
——Hu Jun is a fucking real man, and I will put you in the ranks of the men I love from now on.
Of course, in this scene, please automatically ignore the blingbling visual effect of the back light array.
In the second battle, Cao Cao attacked the rear of Sun and Liu's allied forces.
Ah, the tortoise array is so fucking heartwarming! I admire the imagination of Wu Yusen very much, and put into practice the formations that had only empty names. Who can't shoot a gorgeous one-on-one, but classmate Wu is stunned by the gorgeous group fight of tens of thousands of people! I paid attention to the movie theater, and no matter how happy the person had just laughed, they couldn't take their eyes off it. You said you said, just because of this, shouldn't we give Wu another big red flower!
Of course, this scene asks you to automatically ignore the fact that it cannot exist either historically or logically.
Another point to emphasize is that Wu made such a grand scene full of realism. This girl, I am very young, and I didn't catch up with the era when Wu and Chow Yun-fat worked together, but from this movie, his advocacy of real violence and beauty has not changed at all. Compared with the elegant feeling that Zhang Yimou created in the hero, Wu's action scenes are too damn lethal.

—————————Invincible thunderbolt dividing line ———————————————

Well. Now I'm going to talk about Zhuge Liang. I think he is the source of thunder for the whole film.
I really can't bear it, because as a woman, how can you not love Takeshi Kaneshiro. But if you don't say it, you can't... Could
his eyes be a little more ambiguous?
And it is ambiguous to see everyone.
Just forget about Zhou Yu, they are the eternal couple in the hearts of the same girl, whether it's the flirtation in the first appearance, or the Qin Se and Ming later. What are you interrupting, do you know how much everyone expects you to leave the job of dressing the wound to Brother Zhuge? But our classmate Zhuge doesn't understand the truth of love at all. He looks at Zhao Yunnei with such affectionate eyes. You can't hold back if you say that you don't see Hu Jun fighting handsomely. What's even worse is that he also hooked up with his protagonist's woman, Sun Shangxiang, praised her for her personality and praised her for doing a good job, which made people shy and bow their heads and smile...
In short, if our brother Zhuge can smile every time he stares at each other and smiles. They are directly engaged in one, this film is definitely not so many people scold!
As for his thunderous dialogue, ah, I won't repeat this girl, because I have to calm down too.
I thought later that maybe Wu Yusen did this on purpose. Didn't he say that he wanted Zhuge Liang to be humorous.
I just didn't expect him to speak like that.

In addition, as a Jingzhou native, I often wonder what Mengmeng has to do with Jingchu Dadi...

But even so, I still give this film 5 stars.
Because I think it is a very successful entertainment and commercial blockbuster, and the effect of laughing fruit is all available. You say what more do you want, don't we just look at this movie when we watch it! At the same time, I have to predict that Westerners will rave about it.
And, I'm really looking forward to the arrival of the lower part.



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  • Cao Cao: General Cai, I see many grammatical errors here, I hope your military strategies are not as poor as your command of literature.

  • Cao Cao: [subtitle version] When a loser join forces with a coward, what can they accomplish?