killed by lightning

Jazmyne 2022-04-20 09:02:09

After watching this movie, my husband and I were killed by lightning!

"I'm here." "Have you ever fought, county lord?" "Every woman is responsible for the rise and fall of the world!" Zhao Wei, who played Sun Shangxiang, invited Ying into battle before the Battle of Chibi and said this classic saying, " The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of every 'woman'."

Not to mention whether it is appropriate to change "every husband's responsibility" to "every woman's responsibility", the key is "every husband is responsible for the rise and fall of the world", which actually comes from the book "Rizhilu" by Gu Yanwu, a scholar in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties. , Gu Yanwu was born in the late Ming Dynasty, but the Battle of Chibi happened in the Eastern Han Dynasty more than a thousand years ago in the Ming Dynasty!

Xiao Qiao, played by Lin Zhiling, didn't make many appearances in "Red Cliff", and her first appearance was to deliver a mare. As a result, after Zhuge Liang delivered the pony, Xiao Qiao actually named the pony "Mengmeng", which was really bad for the scenery. Later, Xiao Qiao also acted like a spoiled child to Zhou Yu, asking this pony not to be a war horse in the future. And after Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu made friends with the qin, Xiao Qiao actually said to Zhou Yu, "I can tell from the sound of the qin that you actually need a friend."

Not to mention the famous Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao working together to deliver Ma's birth How absurd it is, the most shocking thing here is Lin Chiling's babble. Named the pony "Mengmeng", and acted like a spoiled child to Zhou Yu, ouch, I got goosebumps all over.

The first big scene at the beginning of "Red Cliff", the battle of Changbanpo, is definitely one of the most enjoyable martial arts dramas in the whole film. Zhao Yun, played by Hu Jun, can be said to be in the limelight. In the chapter of the original "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the battle of Changbanpo, Guan Yu, who has not been described too much, also appeared in this section of the film, and was once captured alive by Cao Jun. However, in the moment of Cao Cao's sympathy, Guan Yu broke free from many Cao troops and broke out of the siege. This also paved the way for the next meeting between Guan Yu and Cao Cao in Huarong Road.

Originally, I only knew that Guan Yu had been surrounded and fought, and in order to save his wife, he had the conditions to surrender to Cao Cao, but in the end he had to travel thousands of miles to return to Liu Bei, how brave and loyal? Unexpectedly, he was captured alive by Cao Jun in Changbanpo, and Guan Gong's fame was almost ruined by the screenwriter's sham.



In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhang Fei once broke the Dangyang Bridge in Changbanpo, and frightened the soldiers of the Cao army to the point of being gutted and knocked off the horse. In "Red Cliff", Zhang Fei no longer retreated by his voice, but accepted Zhuge Liang's coup, and used a reflective shield to return to the light array by the Dangyang Bridge. As a result, those Cao Jun's horses were blinded by the sun. eyes, so that the cavalry was defeated and returned by the Dangyang Bridge.

Isn't it said that "Chibi" is mainly based on historical facts rather than interpretation? The result is more exaggerated than the interpretation! Using a reflective shield to blind the enemy's warhorse's eyes, thanks to the screenwriter's idea, how reflective can the shield be? Can it be as high as the current flat mirror? If this can blind the eyes, it is estimated that no one dares to take to the streets now, and now there are huge mirrors everywhere, and the intensity of the reflection is not small and much higher than that of metal shields.


At the end of the first episode of "Red Cliff", Cao Cao imagined the maid played by Xiao Song Jia as Xiao Qiao, and asked her to imitate Xiao Qiao's actions and demeanor every day.

According to Zhuge Liang's revelations, Cao Cao did say, "I would like to clear the world so that I can become the emperor's business; I would like to obtain the second Qiao of Jiangdong and put them on the Bronze Sparrow Terrace, so that I can enjoy my old age, even if I die without hatred." I haven't seen what Erqiao looks like before, but I heard that she is a beautiful woman, so she used it as a substitute. The screenwriter of "Red Cliff" simply wanted to portray Cao Cao as a prostitute, even if he couldn't get it, and even let people pretend to be Xiao Qiao for his lust. It can only be said that the screenwriter is too talented!

It may be that the wordless book in "Kung Fu Panda" is too impressive. Therefore, when Sun Quan brought Cao Cao a letter from heaven, many people could not bear to laugh. In fact, according to Wu Yusen's conception, the meaning of this wordless scripture is that there is no need to respond, and the meaning is to let the horse come directly. However, since the "foreign panda" has played this hand before, it is likely to become a joke.

What kind of scripture without words, but the screenwriter made a mystery, pitied Sun Quan and Cao Cao as scapegoats, and became a joke like puppets.


Before Zhuge Liang went to Soochow to lobby, Liu Bei brought Zhuge Liang a big bowl of rice and said, "Going to Soochow is a long way and requires physical strength, so eat more." Uncle Liu was indeed very considerate, no wonder Zhuge Liang would do his best for decades to come.

I remembered a joke from the disaster area some time ago: I saw it yesterday, a Chengdu girl went out with a friend all the way to the barbecue stall and said, "Eat some barbecue first, otherwise it will be buried for more than 100 hours... "

The historical flaw in the movie "Chibi": The general Sun Wu played by Japanese actor Shitong Nakamura is called Gan Xing, but the general who really showed his skills in the battle of Chibi is actually called Gan Ning, whether it is the official history of "Three Kingdoms" or "Three Kingdoms". "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", can't find the character Gan Xing, let alone the absurd episode of Xiao Qiao running to Cao Ying at night.

History has once again become a ravaged little girl.

Because of a classic that is often said in domestic films:
there is no most thunder, only more thunder! There is no most embarrassing, only more embarrassing! ! ! ! !

Let the Chibi come down a little more thunder! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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  • Ana 2022-04-23 07:03:23

    After reading it, I don't feel anything except that Lin Chiling is extremely disgusting.

  • Justina 2022-01-06 08:02:03

    The scene was magnificent and the actors performed normally. The most impressive were Tow Wai's Zhou Yu, Takeshi Kaneshiro's Zhuge Liang, and Lin Chiling's Xiao Qiao.

Red Cliff quotes

  • Cao Cao: I never guessed I'd loose to a gust of wind.

    Zhou Yu: Because you don't understand the will of heaven.

    Cao Cao: I never dreamed I'd be defeated by a cup of tea.

  • Zhou Yu: [surveying the battle field] There is no victor here...