Ghost Jin
It is said that Cao Cao has a million troops and is stationed in Hanshang, and Fanghu looks at Jiangdong. Zhou Yu, the governor of the Eastern Wu navy, was sitting on a horse to train his men and horses, when he heard the sound of a flute, and Yu Du said, "This sound is desolate and screeching, not like the sound of the Middle Earth. The flute in the sound of Ge is very elegant and elegant, and there are musicians from Dongying here, how can I let them go, I must invite them to the crew to make the theme music." Then he left the army.
At night, Zhou Yu had just rested, and Lu Su invited Kong Ming to worship. Yu Guanzhi, but a fresh graduate student, has contempt. Su Jiaoyu said: "Although Mr. Zhuge is just a young man, he has a lot of social experience, and he is no worse than a rotten and useless Confucian. Didn't the former governor also know the skills of delivery? His lord Liu Bei has always attached great importance to handmade production. Although the shoe company he opened, In the recession, but self-produced and self-sold, it is quite able to resist inflation; the second general Guan Yu is running a private primary school with the goal of cultivating township entrepreneurs. In the future, students will be full of students and their future will be limitless. We, in this chaotic world, are too elitist, we will have no good fruit to eat, we have to take the populist route more, now is the opportunity, only the governor thinks about it."
Kong Ming looked at Zhou Yu, and his demeanor was not inferior to Mr. Yi, gentle and considerate, compared to Zhou Yu. It was even better in "Spring Comes Together", but he was a commoner, described as thin, and said with shame: "No wonder the governor underestimated. Kong Ming came to Wu this time. There is a lot of literary drama, and I am afraid that a group of old men will not love to watch, so I gave Xiao Qiao all the tricks, leaving Kong Ming nowhere to show." Zhou Yu smiled, ordered a dinner party, and called Xiao Qiao to bring a cup. Kong Mingqi said, "I only know that Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are called by outsiders. Unexpectedly, the Governor is also called this way at home." Yu sighed and said, "Come on! I tried my best to stop it, so I'm still called Xiao Qiao." Xiao Qiao hurriedly asked, "The baby born in Luoyue is so cute, what's the name of such a cute baby?" Zhou Yu waved his hand and said, "It's the man's name Jingjing. The mother's name is Nini. Hugh, ask again!" Kong Ming offered a suggestion: "Why don't you offer this girl to Cao Cao, day and night, and make it disgusting in Taiwanese Mandarin, so that the old thief will die without a headache. Zhou Yu was furious and said, "Don't do what you want to others, this vicious trick is not done by a man! Wait for me to defeat it." He whispered to Lu Su, "If Kongming can use this poisonous plan, it will become a major disaster for Jiangdong in the future. , I shall remove it."
The war is imminent, Xiao Qiao sees that the romance with Zhou Lang is about to end, she is very sad, and asks Zhou Yu what she means by writing the word "peace". Yu thought to himself: "In the past, wives used to make little clothes and hats to indicate pregnancy. I thought that Xiao Qiao did not understand female red, so she had to write to indicate that. But according to the principle of Hong Kong movies, the police go out to perform tasks. If the wife at home is expecting to give birth, the police should There is no doubt that I will die. If I answer her now, my life will not be guaranteed." So he pretended not to know, and hummed a little tune. Xiao Qiao undresses again to lure him, Yu still remembers the fun of "Lust and Caution" in the past, and had no intention of having sex, Xiao Qiao invited him again and again, but had to go to Dunlun, Xiao Qiao asked me to the officials again, Yu was helpless, Xu Zhi did not leave the barracks, and waited for the time to arrange the play, and then the cloud and rain would stop.
Both Sun and Liu joined forces to discuss ways to defeat the enemy. Guan Zhang, Zhao Yun, Gan Ning, and other generals all advised to give priority to the land battle, because the four felt that standing on the boat was not good for the camera. Zhou Yu and Gu Zilong said: "You are called Changsheng General in vain, you are so brave in legends! I didn't want to meet today, but I am so blessed! The appearance is not at all handsome, and the face is reckless, no different from Zhang Fei. I only fought a few people in Changbanpo. Little pawn, I haven't seen half of the generals, and I lost two ladies, so I'm so embarrassed to come to invite the army to fight!" Zhao Yun said with a look of embarrassment, "Zilong should have rescued Mrs. Gan from danger, but Sun Shangxiang, the master of Soochow County, appeared too early, Gan, Second Lady Mi is not dead, how can I achieve good things for my lord and the county lord!" Zhou Yu said to Guan Yu again: "I have seen your appearance hundreds of times on other people's gates, how can you become so short now? Your crotch is red. The rabbit is the dragon among the horses, I don't know why I get off the horse first in a battle? Is it because I cherish the BMW and reluctant to use it, or do I not know how to ride a horse at all?" Guan Yu was silent.
Kong Ming quickly relieved the siege and said, "The Governor-General has wronged the generals. Although our country's martial arts drama focuses on long spears and robes, the generals are skilled in swords and horses, and the two armies have fought hundreds of rounds before the battle, but this style of play is outdated. The director of this play is well versed in Hollywood tactics. , mainly in the style of ancient Roman positional warfare, and also borrowed advanced weapons and mirrors. Otherwise, our army has long been destroyed by Cao thieves. Liang thought that the land battle in the last episode only needed to use the brute force of King Kong and dinosaurs. You're done. It should be noted that today's world relies on the struggle of power. No one believes in our mysteries, and there is also a suspicion of personal heroism. For this reason, it is me Kongming who has lost the most. I have no complaints yet. The governor must not be ignorant of current affairs." Yu Ranzhi immediately ordered to set up a gossip array and fight like "Gladiator" and "Brave Heart" Wait, not to mention their respective performances.
Not long after Zhao Yun came to ask for a role, Zhou Yu flicked his sleeves and said, "Come on, after the war, I have to enter the battlefield regardless of the commander-in-chief, and then block an arrow for you, so that everyone in the world knows that Zhao Yun can't protect himself, and you will be ashamed to death. A victorious general!" Zhao Yunnuo retreated. Lu Su hurriedly asked, "Does the governor really want to do this?" Yu sighed and said, "Unfortunately, I promised Xiao Qiao a wound-up play last night. I'm not injured. I'm afraid that she will come and ask for a sex scene again, and I will not be able to bear it." Su Said: "Desire makes people young, I think the governor has a lot to do." Yu said: "This line should be told to Cao Cao, anyway, he has been assigned by the director to be a drunkard.
" I want to create opportunities for Liu Bei and the county master. Liu Bei had just obtained the qualification of the fifth diamond king, and when he saw the surprise of the county master, he was about to show his affection. The county master Naihe has big eyes, unfavorable discharge, and the character of the rebellious little swallow. Fang learned acupuncture in "Kung Fu Panda" and applied Zhixuande. When Kong Ming saw the county chief fleeing from the seat, he also thought that he was a huge amorous seed, which was useless so far. It was a pity, so he followed. When the county master saw Kongming, he wept and said, "I love dancing with swords and swords, but I have never thought of going into battle. My brother and I were not born of the same mother, so he hurt me and made me run into the battlefield in disgrace, saying that this is freedom. Love is the only way to fight for women's rights, and it also allowed me to cultivate revolutionary feelings with Liu Yuzhou during the battle. Although your lord Liu Bei is the emperor's uncle, he is already a widower in his fifties and has no house or car. How to cultivate this relationship?"
Kong Ming's eyes Discharge said: "Don't be sad, the county lord, leave home for a period of time, everything is easy to care about." The county lord returned angrily and said with joy: "Only you understand me! I heard that since the popularity of "Infernal Affairs" and "Lust Caution", It is very promising to be an undercover agent. Why don't I go out to Caoying." Kong Ming asked to use flying pigeons to pass the message, the county owner might lose, Kong Ming said with a smile, "Don't worry, the county leader, Cao Cao Water Village is digital production, and flying pigeons are no different. Younger sister, you are safe. Chibi is fierce, and the victory or defeat is entirely up to the county master." This is exactly: the
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uncle makes shoes every day.
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Cao only used female spies.
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