Rare horror movie: mentally handicapped beyond reason

Andres 2022-09-10 20:03:34

First of all, congratulations to such an extremely mentally retarded horror film that fooled me into watching it for half a night (one or two..) At the same time, my card skills have been greatly improved. The overall feeling is: I am so mentally retarded that

I have finished watching me without logic. I understand a few things:

1. Monsters must be killed twice before they die
2. People die for a long time and can survive until they see their companions and grab their legs or moan or something (remembered "House of Flying Daggers" 》)
3. Outdoor flashlights are always broken when they can be broken, but inexplicably broken when they can’t be broken.
4. Don’t believe and follow the police. Don’t be deceived by the professionalism of the rescue team.
5 .Foreign women are sometimes mentally retarded and unreasonable, calm and unreasonable, weak and unreasonable, and sturdy and unreasonable
.....The above is the general feeling that the film gave me. I had to write something to express what I have been doing for a long time. I have never seen the excitement of such a mentally retarded horror movie...

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The Descent: Part 2 quotes

  • Ed Oswald: My granddaddy used to work down there. One time, him and two of his buddies broke into a whole new cave system. Really big. Company bosses figured there should be some rick picking to be had, so they sent my granddaddy back down to have a look-see. He never come back. Folks reckoned they must've broke clean through into hell. The devil was mighty pissed.

  • Greg: Could piggyback on the elevator cables.

    Ed Oswald: You planning to go down there, why not go down in style?

    Greg: What, this old shit still works?

    Ed Oswald: Sonny, let me tell you, this old shit-bucket will be working long time after that MP3 of yours.