When I came out of the theater, I once suspected that I watched a fake love action movie. In order to make up for the logical loopholes and language deficiencies, the summary is as follows: 1. Why does a big pornographic film have such a complicated plot? ? ? At the same time, I look forward to the director's cut version. . . (Shame) 2. If I could watch it again, I would choose not to watch it in the crowded Dolby Room, because the surround sound is so loud that even if 90% of my surroundings are girls, I still blush to block my ears. . . (Shame again) 3. It was the first time I saw a movie that made me suffer from kidney pain. Recently, due to public security issues, in order to catch the last subway, I rushed to the subway station with a stomach of Coke from the cinema on the third floor. . . It hurts. 4. My experience of food and color. When I was about to get home, a kid who came up with a McDonald’s children's meal was eating fries. I had a rich dinner and suddenly felt that the fries in his hand were extremely delicious. 5. I encountered an embarrassment when buying tickets: You must be over 14 years old and you cannot choose one of the two consecutive vacancies. The reason is that you have been! Stuffed! dog! grain! 6. There was a video in the front row, um, yes, it was the most intense, and it was also the section where every rhythmic "hit" of the title was really on the drum beat of the BGM. 7. This is not an advertisement: Couple tickets should be discounted, because they are really suitable for bringing family members to attend: it can not only unlock new gameplay, but also stimulate domestic demand and help solve the inventory of some special toy processing factories. 8. Male students who like to watch European and American X-films, pay attention. The four sections of the film can be separated into a piece (dew point level). The female protagonist has red lips with enchanting eye lines, well-proportioned skin, and slightly drooping breasts. The lower abdomen is flat. But, the male protagonist brought a magnifying lens to see the female protagonist's eyes. . . How to describe it. . . Cat in boots? 9. In contrast, Uncle Nan and the American team, who are also blue-eyed and big-breasted, have a sexy gradient in whether they have clean shaved beards. ps: When Lazhu appeared (young children, please go out and turn left on Baidu), there was a French girl in the front row laughing out loud. One more unkind addition: After only one year, the appearance of the two actors is inversely proportional to their acting skills. 10. This film review is addressed to someone who ruined my "common verbs, favorite animals,
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