With the mentality of watching a movie, I watched an episode of Bears Haunting

Marques 2022-04-19 09:02:30

What is the character setting?

Let’s talk about animals first, basically they are simply anthropomorphic with a little personality. The necessity of species selection remains on the surface, and the characteristics are reasonable, all of which are similar to using a sprayer at close range and using a sniper at a long distance, which is meaningless and does not know the actual right or wrong. The legendary operation of head digging into the ground is full of rumors and articles). Later, when I stumbled upon the dub lineup, I suspected that I was watching a fake movie. It feels like these people are here to endorse the movie.

For the male protagonist, animals are more like cards in their hands. You can play whatever you want. As long as the characteristics of the species can play a role, who cares about life and death. The setting of a wife is also optional. If you go to someone to steal a book, not even your father-in-law will hate you. The villains aren't bad either, they're just stupid.

The plot is more insane. . .

Every storyline is optional, like the movie climax here. Feeling that the climax is coming, quickly scan the progress bar. Damn, not only is the climax coming, but there is not enough time for the end credits. How will this plot be arranged? Sure enough, after Xiaolong's operation, all the villains left the scene instantly. Decent staff together to give the dragon a bowel movement. . .

The climax of the plot is laxative, friends!

i cracked

Then the movie might as well be arranged like this:

"Hello, doctor, I'm the queen. There is an island in legend, and there is a dragon on the island. Recently, it has been very fierce and endangered the people. Since you can communicate with animals, why don't you go and have a look?"

"Where is the island?"

"There is a book, but in the hands of the pirates, you know, we don't get along well with the pirates. If I ask for it, I will drop the price."

"Thank you for your praise, although I can chat with animals, I can't beat dragons!"

"It's okay, it's okay, maybe people are constipated."

"You are so funny..."

Doesn't this have an inner taste, how exciting.

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Extended Reading
  • Conrad 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    "You have never seen the new version of the bottom ship." Powerless - boring. Forget Doolittle!

  • Jamar 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    Is Universal Pictures Mercury retrograde? It has "Cat" on its front feet. At the beginning of 2020, Downey's new work after Iron Man encountered word of mouth. One thing to say, I can understand that Downey's film was made for children under the age of 10. Although the story of the film is complete, it is actually very boring. There is no innovation and no creative special effects. The film is estimated to be a younger version of the fantasy Pirates of the Caribbean. But the motivation and logic of the story can't really be thought about at all, the coherence of the story is very poor, and the character played by Downey is not very impressive. If there are children at home, you can go to see it as a family, it only takes 100 minutes.

Dolittle quotes

  • Dr. John Dolittle: We've no choice but to embark on this perilous journey.

  • Poly: Sit down, John.

    Dr. John Dolittle: Don't embarrass me in front of my crew.