Um, it’s useless, dare you post the ticket stub on your homepage?
The filmmakers shamelessly want to get money from fans in the world's most populous countries. The biggest names in the game are from China, the United States, India, the United Kingdom, and Brazil. . . . . . There are sports stars who are completely unconnected with film and television, such as Brazilian football star Neymar, Hollywood superstar van Donnie Yen, and even the main actors of American dramas (Song of Ice and Fire, House of Cards, etc.) that are currently booming. Basically, people in countries affected by the English-speaking cultural circle will find that the star they are chasing is in this cast. But at the same time, due to the large span, it is difficult for the audience to recognize every major player in the play. In addition, the duration of the Dragon Set is too short, and the role of the Dragon Set is too light, so that the audience can't react to the soy sauce passer-by who is actually the industry overlord of the entertainment industry in a certain country.
Therefore, the author only describes the general plot of the movie and the gorgeousness of the drama from the perspective of domestic audiences.
Um, the opening scene was a big talk between Teacher Chen Daoming and Yao Ming. Yao Ming chicly performed the NBA stunt of inside dream dance + dunk dunk. The two showed off for about three minutes and went straight to the last 30 fun of the film.
Immediately afterwards, Mr. Liu Xiaoqing, whose facial expression muscles were completely necrotic, appeared on the stage, playing the role of a big demon with a stern face.
Donnie Yen, with a kung-fu funny monkey played by Mr. Jackie Chan and Indian Jingtian form a team 1.
Jet Li, with the old driver played by Liu Xiaolingtong, the dj played by the Chinese male Jingtian, the green hair sm played by the Australian Jingtian tied up the hobby girl, and the technical support nerd children played by the British Jingtian formed a team 2.
Team 1 Team 2 In order to grab a secret weapon that looks like a backgammon learning machine, a desperate fight was launched-of course, it was mainly the various opponent and action scenes of Teacher Donnie Yen and Teacher Jet Li. Every 5 minutes, the director forcibly pinched the match between Donnie Yen and Jet Li, and randomly placed one or more photo stickers of five Jing Tianzhong in the middle of the screen for two minutes.
The only suspense set by the director in the film was when Jet Li and Donnie Yen jointly raided the building where the little boss was hiding. According to the plot in the film, it should be the turn of spring and summer, the little boss brought thirty or forty electric heaters + natural gas to his subordinates, and the little boss was sweating. The stunned host and his friends are guessing, what kind of advanced trap is this? Temperature controlled bomb? Temperature-controlled biochemical weapons? Boss transforms by high temperature? －－－－－－－This suspense lasted for about 10 minutes. It turned out that more than 30 electric heaters used to interfere with the top high-tech weapons of top American agents (more powerful than cia, fbi, and nsa combined). : Infrared sighting telescope. The author burst into tears when he looked at the weapon that 007 movies did not bother to touch 40 years ago. And the little boss seems to have received a call in advance, waiting for the test of the electric heater.
Five minutes before the end, the second protagonist of this series, Zhou Xingchi, star master showed his face gorgeously for 10 seconds, saving a bunch of five scums.
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I was, am and will be so furious about the xXx: the return of Xanger Cage for a while. I have been a fan of the previous 2 movies for more than a decade. Why the wealthy guys ruined such great movie series to do money laundering and show off their own prostitutions publicly ? Do the money laundering in Casino and have you wild sex parties on private island or cruise plz. Leave the theater for our poor guys to get some real entertainment. Jesus Christ.
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