My description is not up to one-tenth of the original film, please go to the original film.

Cristobal 2021-12-11 08:01:37

The film's director and male lead once wanted to declare this film to the Oscars, but of course there was no line, and the
male lead's line made people play, so this is impossible to describe in words.
The male lead's name is Johnny, and he lives happily with his fiancee Lisa.
He has a good friend named Mark, and they often wear suits to play football throwing games. There is also a kid named Danny, a drug addict, who doesn't know what to do with the hero. When the hero and heroine wants to have a two-person world, he has to get involved.
PS: The sex scenes of these two people are too hot-eyed.
The character of Johnny is too weird. Here are his lines when he buys things. There are so many dialogues, totaling about 20 seconds.

Johnny: [walks into flower shop] Hi. Hi
Flower Shop Clerk: Can I help you? Can I help you? ?
Johnny: Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?
Flower Shop Clerk: Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
[grabs bouquet of roses]
Flower Shop Clerk: Here you go. Give you flowers.
Johnny: That's me. How much is it? That's me. How much is it?
Flower Shop Clerk: It'll be eighteen dollars. 18 dollars.
Johnny: [hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. Here you are, no need to look for it.
[grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter]
Johnny: Hi, doggy. Hello dog.
Flower Shop Clerk: You're my favorite customer. You are my favorite customer.
Johnny: Thanks a lot. Bye! Goodbye!
Flower Shop Clerk: Buh-bye! Goodbye!

After watching so many movies, I think this kind of dialogue is not normal at all.
Johnny often feels distressed about the promotion. Lisa is also very tired of Johnny, so he and Mark secretly pass the song.
Lisa's mother felt that Lisa and Johnny were a match made in heaven and could not be separated. Lisa's mother had breast cancer, but Lisa's reaction was as normal as she had pneumonia.
Lisa claimed to be beaten by Johnny, and the words reached Jonny's ears. Everyone, please enjoy this line.
Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not hit her, it's not true, it's all nonsense!
[throws water bottle]
Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. I didn’t... Oh, hi, Mark!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the turning point is too abrupt.
Johnny asked Lisa this paragraph is also very classic. But it must be seen in line with the plot.

Johnny: How dare you talk to me like that! How can you talk to me like that!
[pushes Lisa back on the couch]
Johnny: You should tell me everything! You should tell me everything!
Lisa: I can't talk right now. I can't talk right now.
Johnny: [sits next to Lisa] Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me, please! You are part of my life! You are everything! I could not go on without you, Lisa. Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please talk to me! You are a part of my life! You are all! I can't leave you, Lisa.
Lisa: You're scaring me. You scared me.
[Lisa gets up, but Johnny also gets up]
Johnny: You're lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa! I never beat you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

You are tearing me apart, Lisa! This sentence and, Oh, Hi, Mark! The attitude of cooperating with the hero has become a golden sentence.
The
hero also has a catch phrase in this film: You, you're just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep. I

really can't think of a way to translate it.

The male protagonist senses the adultery between Mark and Lisa, so he asks Mark to come to the cafe.


Mark: How was work today? How was work today?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money. Oh, pretty good! We have new customers and will have a lot of money!
Mark: What client? What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not? Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

I have never seen such an abrupt turn in my life, and I laughed to death.
The male protagonist thoroughly exposed Mark and Lisa's adultery at the birthday party, but was humiliated by Mark and finally committed suicide.
There is an episode in the middle of the story of Danny taking drugs, but the front and back are not connected to the plot, but it can only be seen that Danny loves Johnny, and in the end Johnny died. Danny was very sad.
Mark and Lisa found out about Johnny's death and were deeply saddened, but Lisa said, Mark, we can finally be together, Mark said go away, you bitch.
Everything ended in sorrow, but the audience laughed happily.
It's simply the most perfect bad film, even the props. The photo frame that should have been put on the photo, there are photos of the spoon, and it has become a fun for everyone to watch the film together. When you see the spoon, you hold the spoon. Throw it to the screen.
The off-set actor and director Tommy Weiss is also a mysterious person. Fu Lanlan made a movie about him, which has not yet been released.
I strongly recommend everyone to see the original film, it is really too much fun, I didn't write it out at all. For example, two of Lisa's friends suddenly went to Lisa's house to have sex, but there is no more after this paragraph. There is also a plot of throwing a rugby in a suit. If possible, I will add it later.
The most important thing is the performance of the male lead. Really, the lines that were originally normal have become abnormal when they reach his mouth.
There is a spoof game of this movie on the newgrounds website, which is also very interesting and follows the original work very well.

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Extended Reading

The Room quotes

  • Lisa: Denny, are you okay? What did that man want from you?

    Denny: Nothing.

    Claudette: Oh, that was not nothing!

    Lisa: Tell me everything!

    Claudette: You have no idea what kind of trouble you're in here, do you?

    Denny: I owe him some money.

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: I owe him some money!

    Lisa: What kind of money?

    Denny: Everything is okay! He's gone!

    Claudette: Everything is not okay. Denny, that is a dangerous man!

    Denny: Calm down! He's going to jail!

    Lisa: Denny, what kind of money? Just tell me!

    Claudette: What do you need money for?

    Lisa: Mom, please! Denny is with me and Johnny!

    Claudette: A man like that! With a gun! My god!

  • Lisa: Denny, look at me in the eyes and tell the truth. We're your friends.

    Denny: I bought some drugs off of him. Things got mixed up. I didn't mean for this to happen!

    Lisa: [crying] Denny...

    Denny: I don't have them anymore!

    Lisa: What kind of drugs, Denny?

    Denny: It doesn't matter, I don't have them anymore!

    Claudette: It doesn't matter? How in the hell did you get involved with drugs?

    Lisa: Mom...

    Claudette: What? Were you giving them to him, selling them to him? Where in the hell did you meet that man?

    Lisa: [screaming] What kind of drugs do you take?

    Denny: It's nothing like that!

    Lisa: [screaming] What the hell is wrong with you?

    Denny: I just needed some money to pay off some stuff!

    Lisa: How much do you have to give him?

    Claudette: This is not the way you make money!

    Lisa: [screaming] How much?

    Denny: [screaming] Stop ganging up on me!

    Claudette: Well, it is time somebody ganged up on you for God's sake! A man like that! Where in the hell did you meet a man like that?

    Denny: It doesn't matter!

    Claudette: It matters a great deal! A man holds a gun on you! You almost got killed and you expect me to forget that happened?

    Denny: You're not my fucking mother!

    Claudette: [grabs Denny by the shirt] You listen, you little boy!

    Lisa: No, stop! No!

    [grabs and hugs Denny]

    Claudette: Somebody had better do something around here!