Stylist, I don't know what ideas the director and screenwriter have instilled in you, or you are just an impressionist stylist, you have never been to China, or you have specially selected one of the four famous works in order to cater to Chinese tastes to nourish some You are one of the few Chinese culture, but you accidentally chose the bearded "Journey to the West", what kind of lion gang, wolf gang, became the lion king, the wolf king, do you think the Chinese are uncivilized? Just like a monster.
The screenwriter is no longer a brainless person to describe him. He is simply the best of the best. There are many unbelievable, bizarre, monsters and ghosts that appear out of common sense.
First of all, you must not understand Chinese culture. You can’t think that you understand the history of the Qing Dynasty after seeing the Empress Dowager Cixi. You can’t take the martial arts rivers and lakes to become the leader of the martial arts alliance after seeing the Dragon Gate Inn, and dare to fool the locals if you don’t understand anything. It's too boring to live, people, when you see this kind of nonsense logical sequence movie, don't shake your hands, and throw eggs decisively.
I can understand that people in the Qing Dynasty didn't shave half their heads, because TVB did the same in the past, and I really don't blame you. But whoever told you that a small governor would dare to move his office to the Forbidden City Zhengdaguangguang Hall would rebel. (PS: The tvb emperors were not so imposing back then.)
There are also those lion gang members, but they are just a few second-rate sons who run the rivers and lakes. They dare to think of themselves as the boss. Seeing the posture of people walking in the palace, it is just me TMD It's Li Gang, who am I afraid of? If there is such a huge force in the rivers and lakes, shit, I am the emperor, I can still do it, I would have made dumplings for you and stewed you in one pot, and some of you will mess around.
Also, it is estimated that the Qing government had lifted the maritime ban at that time, the Quartet currency, what Africa, America, the East India Company sold black slaves to China, maybe even Philippine maids are already rich in production , Who called me the kingdom of heaven, the real estate product Bona.
It is said that under the development of this kind of good friendship between my country and foreign countries at that time, mutual benefit and mutual progress, the level of English application in our country has generally been improved to an unprecedented level. Everyone is an English professional. This is more popular than Mandarin, whether it is and Foreigners and their own people have already fully communicated in English.
And the Broken Dragon Inn is still next door to the brothel. Hey, it's obviously downgraded. Imagine that the five-star hotel is next to the red light district. Will the government agree to give you a rating?
And that brothel, I have to say, the brothel is so big, you are a real boss, you are so blatant. At the door, day and night, there are more than a dozen young cabbages doing nothing all day, just waving their sleeves and twisting their buttocks, and doing a good job in public relations.
I just can't figure it out, a prostitute and a group of young cabbage, you guys are so good at martial arts, isn't it bad to open a escort bureau?
I think you can dance in Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes Feitian, you can also sing a Peking Opera, but you still have Cantonese songs from Shanghai Beach, when I see this, I can only fast-forward silently, I am really speechless to clean up the old mountains and rivers what.
Wu Yanzu, you don't have to make a cameo role. You can play a guest. You also play a dead eunuch, such an unpopular role.
The only shining point of the film is the scene where the foreigner is disemboweled in a brothel. The action is clean and bloody enough. Apart from this, there is nothing else to say, but it is worth mentioning that the director is really familiar with the bearded man. By the way, isn't that big fat man one of the team members of the old Zhang family?
At first, I just didn't understand, you are a foreigner, why don't you use a gun, but a knife. Later, I learned that the screenwriter is very imaginative, and the combination of the knife and the gun is a corner that shoots if you can't beat it.
There is only one kind of poison in the whole article, mercury, I will stop it, foreigner, you don’t know that, in our five thousand years of history in China, when it comes to poison, arsenic, Heding Red, peacock gall, heartbroken grass, that's only you can't think of, there's nothing you can't use, the method of poisoning won't be so frustrating, blowing the needle, with the needle in your mouth, you're not afraid to poke your own tongue. As for the best mystery of poisoning, see the harem film and television theme in detail.
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