With only the junior high school translation level or the subtitles directly translated by Google, plus my own understanding, I procrastinated to read it in one noon.
There are a lot of places to complain about, one by one:
1. White vest armor, ability value 1300000+ At the
beginning, why did Heather's father give her a white vest? Is it just a birthday present? Well, with this question, I have been watching! It was only later that Nima discovered that this vest could help Heather fight monsters without any injury! From the beginning to the end, Heather was unscathed in the face of the monsters all the way, and he didn't even get a small cut on his body! It turned out to be relying on this invincible white vest! Her father is definitely a master of magic weapons! Not only gave her a super protective vest, but also gave her a seal decoration for extra luck!
2. Soy Sauce Emperor
The whole film is full of Soy Sauce Emperors picking up box lunches:
the old beggar at the beginning, the whole class of students, the clown and a bunch of little girls, detectives, police, the woman attached to the net, the tied old man. . . You are here for a meal. .
Well, I can understand that the director may have liked the heroine too much and wanted to give the heroine more shots, but Nima has given too much! The total duration of the above-mentioned soy sauce emperors does not add up to more than 30 minutes, and the remaining 60 minutes are all the hard-working bitches of the heroine! In the middle, the heroine rescued a woman who was bound by a spider monster and they escaped together. I thought it would be like the first part, and could be regarded as a survival partner of the heroine, but the woman hadn't said a word yet. , was dragged away in an instant, really an instant! ! Not only did the heroine not go back to her, but she walked forward without turning her head. . Too cruel!
3. Heather and Alyssa's Lace Hug
The uncle with the triangle head was shaking the carousel, surrounded by happy flames, and Heather and Alyssa were roaring the bonfire and climbing the ladder in the middle! What a blast! ! Heather gave Alyssa an affectionate hug, and the two settled their suspicions. . How friendly and gracious! ! What is Nima Alisha waiting for! ! The whole evil force is gone! ! ah? ? Less than 5 minutes! ! Those evil forces that were rendered earlier disappeared with a hug from Heather! ! Heather, you must still be singing: "I HUG A GIRL, AND I LIKE IT"! ?
4. Heather's oral language "WHY" is
accompanied by Heather's 100,000 whys along the way, and she is constantly chattering, and the word "WHY" fills the entire film. Whether it's "WHY ME?" or "WHY THIS?", as long as Heather babbles, someone will definitely answer her. But she still doesn't understand, so it can be concluded that Heather's IQ is almost 0
5. The end is actually a SM battle?
That's right! The big boss aunt wanted to be violent to the heroine, but she touched the artifact that showed her true body and immediately became an SM dynamic double-knife big wave girl! At the time of the crisis, Uncle Triangle Head appeared to rescue the crisis! SM aunt and triangle head uncle staged a real SM battle! ! With the happy shouting of SM aunt and the big wave shaking on his chest, the triangular-headed uncle is very stimulated! Slash! But I didn't expect SM aunt to play really! Stab with a knife! Uncle saw that Nima was actually playing! With a sharp knife, he cut off the head of SM aunt! I thought: You bitch. . . In the end, the honest and shy triangular-headed uncle turned his head and left without accepting his thanks. . You said that when Heather came, he asked Uncle Triangle Head to be beside him as a Dharma protector, and he cleared the customs soon?
6. This father is too cheap. The
heroine Heather desperately tried to save his father home, but in the end his father did not leave. The heroine also listened to the persuasion, put down her father and left with her boyfriend. Her father left a meaningful sentence: "My girl will be taken care of by you". Nima turned out that her father wanted her son-in-law and daughter to go home to earn money to buy a house first, and when she went back to find her daughter-in-law and killed monsters and killed them to the top, then let her daughter and son-in-law drive back to pick him up and his daughter's mother! Nima is such a good father! Children go home and struggle without burdening them! !
7. The end of true love
The hero and heroine got on the brick tractor and went to work in the city! The urban management and family planning bureau, who acted as villains, drove into Silent Hill to accept the ravages of the monster! It doesn't get any better than this ending!
Mom, after watching this movie I don't have to worry about my IQ anymore!
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