I want to say that surgery without Lao Wen is a medical malpractice (serious spoilers beware)

Eldon 2022-04-19 09:02:30

After watching it last night, I was very disappointed, full of question marks and embarrassment on my face. The more the series is shot, the more simplistic it is. Force play.

The Warrens in the trailer only made cameo appearances for less than 15 minutes. Annabelle escaped from the seal just because a second-hand girl was curious and released them. Let’s not talk about these for the time being. At the beginning of the film, the Warrens said that the doll was just a medium ( Cursed items) cannot possess human beings. It is necessary to find teammates to be lethal. Obviously, this sequel is definitely not the theme of exorcism, so here comes the problem! The first teammate who was recruited was a ghost bride, very similar to the Mexican ghost bride in "The Curse of the Crying Woman", even if no one liked the makeup of the Mexican ghost bride. The two teammates who appeared on the stage looked like werewolves and played like a Cerberus. They also came with a skill that can transform into smoke (it turns into fog and then aggregates into a solid body after being beaten). This second boss sounds awesome, right? It's a pity that the second generation of Shang (the son of the supermarket owner) who was courting a mate used a white beheaded chicken to slip into the yard and didn't step into the door. Well, it's not surprising that our teammates have two more trash. The teammate is called the ferryman. Hearing the name, we know that it is the one rowing on the Styx River. What do you think you think is what you think? Obviously it's not the same as what I thought (embarrassed), I personally think this product is the most interesting and has a strong sense of oppression. The way this guy appears is so funny that he has his own voice broadcast, and there is a gramophone: "If you don't give me money, just I want to take your soul", repeated several times in a ghostly voice, and a few ancient coins fell out of the dark place, didn't you agree to let me give the money or let me get the lunch? Could it be that this is a big guy who doesn't look down on US knives and also pays great attention to the form of trading? Then the second female (nanny) turned on the flashlight (the power went out) and turned off the gramophone, shaking like a sieve and picking up coins. Following the sound of falling, when she picked up a storage room, she found two coins floating in the air. After a few seconds, it suddenly hit the ground! At this time, the flashlight suddenly does not light up, it seems that it is time no zuo no Died, the second girl picked up one with a pale face and shivered and looked at it for a while. At this moment, an old mummy face with two coins stuck to her eyes suddenly appeared. She almost missed the second girl, scaring the second girl. With a loud voice, he rolled backwards and rushed to the living room. The most funny part is this. The ferryman used a traction technique to directly put the girl down in the air and drag her back. He took a sigh of relief, and the camera has now given a long shot. The ferryman is wearing a hooded robe of a 19th-century believer. He holds an oil lamp to illuminate his shabby face, and there are a pair of coffins on either side of him. Two zongzi with coins glued to their eyes, look how cool these are, it's time to work after the poss. As a thug, you must be a professional. Just when the girl was about to take the ultimate crit, the flashlight suddenly turned on, the girl quickly took it Turn on the flashlight and turn around to take a picture of the storage room! Yes, as you think, the big guy is no longer in the storage room, and the traction technique has also failed. If the girl turns back, she will definitely hit the muzzle! In the end, I was wrong again, the big guy just disappeared, WTF..... Speaking of the ferryman disappearing, I had to get the second girl who put Annabelle on the third girl. The first time I entered the cursed item room and released the big boss's fart, and the second time I went back and wanted to use a spirit bracelet to summon the late father. When she came to set up the Dragon Gate Array, the trick was to invite her father to make her cry like a car accident. The door was locked and she wanted to run but couldn't get out. Just when she was shivering, a supernatural TV that had no electricity suddenly turned on. These two people saw that it was themselves on the TV, and they touched and checked the cursed objects that fell for no reason. Then the same objects fell as predicted on the TV. She went to pick them up and touched them one by one. I copied the old father I just saw. The face of the car accident was crying so hard, it's not logical at all to do this blind chicken while guarding the paranormal TV. In the end, I was rescued by the little girl and the second girl. After all, the little girl has an exorcism bloodline. I came up with an idea to put the doll back in the sealed cabinet. However, the second girl had asthma at this critical moment. There was no way for the little girl to go to the car to get a respirator. The third girl stayed in the house with the second girl who was sick. The little girl was looking for a respirator in the car and was attacked by the big wolf dog and then rescued by the second generation of Shang. During the process of saving people, the big wolf dog was knocked into smoke with a guitar. Let them run away separately, the big dog still didn't enter the gate for half a step, very obedient. The guard dog is not barking for nothing. At this point, I suddenly thought of the second girl who was attacked by the ferryman and escaped and found the little girl when they found the little girl. There was a plan to escape from the house, but the curtain closed by herself, the little lady said that she was trapped and couldn't get out! How can I go out to get medicine again? When the little girl went to get the medicine, the second girl was attacked by the ghost bride and inserted a knife, but she was hallucinating and nothing happened. Then she received a second critical attack, and the ghost bride pressed the ground and vomited old blood in her mouth. When the medicine came back, the third girl disappeared and the second girl was resurrected with blood. The two of them searched for dolls in the storage room according to the guidance of a priest's ghost (the little girl actually said that ghosts are also good and bad), and the second girl entered the process of looking for the dolls. A storage room similar to the ferryman's nest, the storage room has become a cave, filled with zongzi lying vertically in a coffin, one of the zongzi is the second woman herself, and yes, it is a dead man with coins covered in both eyes. The zongzi, the big boss with the doll in his hand, the second girl dragged the puppet in the zongzi’s arms suddenly, cheated the corpse of the zongzi that looked like her, and attacked the second girl. The process was a near miss, shabby-faced brother Fortunately, I'm not in the nest. I guess this B has mold and went out to bask in the moon. Otherwise, the second girl might have to explain it here. The little girl who finally got the doll was hit by a green one when she returned to the seal house. Well, the horned goblin attacking soul was almost sucked out and eaten, I don't know if it's a goblin, anyway, it's a bit like the west That's it, the jailer in hell. The little heroine almost touched a cross when she was about to receive a lunch box and slapped it directly on the goblin's head. Yes, it was the cross that made a great contribution and almost didn't cook the little jailer's brain. Hit The second daughter of the prison guard was in charge of sealing the dolls, but she couldn’t close the door for a long time. The little heroine was responsible for the cross to deter the three professional thugs. Yes, the bride and the ferry brother also came. This time, the limited function of the cross could not stop the three giants. The encirclement was created in small steps, and the second female was unable to close half of the cabinet door due to the restrictions of the puppet witchcraft. At this critical moment, the third female made a grand appearance and the second female joined forces to push the cabinet door and finally closed, just like Lin Daochang The painted talisman paper works like a thief chicken. The three giants evaporate directly, which is the kind of invisible special effect of evaporation, and then the light turns on. The courting youth also came back to gather, no injuries and blood. When I asked you if you liked it or not, I wondered, wasn't the female number 3 thrown down by the bride and vomited blood in her stomach? In the end, how did they safely cross the blockade of the Big Three to close the cabinet? Could it be that the Big Three also have no eyes on the back of their heads like us? Right to the end, the exorcist aunt Warren and his wife also made chicken soup for the soul for the third girl. Then, without waiting for any easter eggs, at the end of the film, they wrote a tribute to the archetypal grandma of the exorcist aunt and her photo, because this old grandmother this year Immortal passed away, I think this Annabelle series should have ended, and it will only appear in other works of The Conjuring Universe in the future, and will no longer be produced separately.

Recently I saw a piece of news on the Internet. While filming Aquaman 2, Lao Wen also directed a horror film himself. The slogan was "Return to the original hardcore R-rated film". ? I hope this news is true, don't fool people to be a thug again, all horror movie fans, let's look forward to it together!

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Annabelle Comes Home quotes

  • Ed Warren: Did it work?

    Lorraine Warren: The evil is contained.

  • Lorraine Warren: There is a lot of evil in this room. But you know what I actually like about it? All the evil in here reminds me of all the good that's out there.