Full of spoilers as always
Bean, as MI6's last trump card, weapons of mass destruction, and the ambassador of the British Secret Service London Olympic Games, has always been on the field when other people are dead!
So, when I saw that MI6 had four agents to choose from, including the old Lannister, I knew that the old Lannister might go to reunite with his two grandsons soon!
Sure enough, soon, he went...
Old Lannister: At least not on the toilet this time!
Taking into account Bean's super ability to beat people, MI6 did not take him to the special equipment department this time, and gave him a mobile phone, and it was not the latest Apple mobile phone, not Huawei, not BlackBerry, not even Xiaomi. , not to mention face recognition, there is not even a dual camera, just a fingerprint on the back, visually it is the king of Chinese knock-off phones - Hatsune, oh no, Transsion phone
Although Bean is simple and honest, he still feels deeply humiliated... throw it away
However, the old empire still has a solid foundation, and Ashton Martin has become a spare car...
Then Bean hit the road with the most online little brother in history!
Mission 1 plan: stealthily steal a mobile phone
Result of Mission 1: I stole a mobile phone, and ordered a restaurant in order to keep the enemy from knowing that the mobile phone was stolen! Bean mighty!
Then they found out that they were going to get on the boat!
Flight attendant team: Brother Dou, you have never used a high-end inflatable boat. Haven't you heard us say many times on the plane? Life jackets go out of the warehouse door and then inflate ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
They got on the boat, what a beautiful boat! The owner's house must have mines!
Sure enough, the cabins are full of mining machines!
The first time we met, the beauty of the Russian beauty agent had limited online IQ, and was confused by Bean's sincere acting skills: If Y is really stupid like this, let alone an agent, it is the 8th wonder of the world to live so old. !
Next, start small fresh racing!
This drag racing scene looks light, but the core is still very hard. It is a challenge to hybrid cars represented by old money and old kingdom represented by the pinnacle of Ashton Martin gasoline engines to the new economy!
Of course, combined with the context, the main reason is that the two agents are too stupid!
In the end, it's not the technology that decides success, it's the details...like fueling
Russian beauty agent lowered the car window: make an appointment or not?
Bean: About!
Ashton Martin: Who said we don't have green power? Look, our cars are the crystallization of the British Industrial Revolution for more than 200 years, and the world's unique suspension and lubrication system. When there is no gasoline, one manpower can achieve a speed of 12 kilometers per hour. Speed, it is also possible for customers to be delivered to their destination safely and quickly! Now all mobile phones have our technology built in - battery saver mode!
In the evening, the two chatted awkwardly for a while, and Bean took the opportunity to show off his own attributes—Kingren! Within a radius of 10 meters, no grass will grow! The Russian beauty agent found that the aura of the Beanke people was too strong, and decided to avoid the edge!
Russian beauty agent: Brother, is your information correct? I think this guy is a kindergarten teacher!
The boss behind the scenes: I don't know, kill it, be safe
Russian beauty agent: Uh... ok
Russian beauty agent prepares to assassinate for the first time! fainted, second try, fainted a little longer
At this time, Little Bean told Bean that we found the mastermind behind the scenes! It's the little fresh meat that our aunt Mei fancy!
Aunt Mei: Hey, although the men of our corrupt country are good-looking, they are not very useful. You see, the king is a woman, and now the prime minister is also a woman, but I want to find a man! Look at the little fresh meat of the US Emperor, he needs to be handsome, talented and talented!
Indian Follower: Understood, you wait!
Bean: It took so long for the film to shoot, and my ultimate move has not been used! Let's make a big move!
So take a slice!
Aunt Mei hooked up with Xiao Xianrou, she couldn't stand the old bacon like Bean! Just let him go... So why are men always being dissed and ruthless, or whether they have the power and ability to break up, and women who have power in their hands are not the same!
Bean felt as if he had been put on a green hat, and was ready to go back to teach. His younger brother came over and said: I think I can still work hard!
Xiao Xianrou: Politicians are too deceived. Those PEs have to do model calculation and valuation. Politicians can do it with just a vison! Know what else I am doing! Come, let's cook it in one pot this time!
But Bean is still working hard!
But it was also a little embarrassing. At a critical moment, the place three inches below his navel got stuck! In order to help him, the Russian female spy poured a lot of oil on him, but the problem has not been solved!
Finally, the Russian beauty agent is ready for the fatal blow
Xiao Xianrou: Big sister, I have also been hacked in Russia, so the IQ of the agents sent here is limited. I have seen through you a long time ago!
Russian Beauty Agent: Look, Bean!
Small fresh meat: WTF
Bean: Let's talk first, I'll go see the Loch Ness monster
As always, he has conquered people, and this time he finally conquered himself by the way!
Finally, the world is at peace!
Bean: As the founder of the new world order, our British Empire will not be like the agents of the nouveau riche countries who have to climb over the eaves and climb the cliffs at the last minute to save the earth! To do this little thing, we don't have to wear underwear! If you don't believe me, I'll show you the front, but I'll show you the back!
Tom Cruise: Excuse Me?
Thanks to Bean, he left a gap for ordinary people in the gap between handsome boys and beauties on the screen. 99% of us have done his stupid things, and they will continue to do them. The ethereal love in the reunion movie hides these embarrassments, but nakedly observes us stupid under a magnifying glass, but how can it be? Although you burn the restaurant, take the wrong medicine, and show the sausage to everyone, as long as you persist, you may succeed! Come, let us all dry up this cup of thick chicken soup together! In this world full of quantum uncertainty, keep stumbling along!
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