Bean, are you exhausted?
Do you know what movies are the hardest to write?
It's not those bad films. The bad films are all flaws, and they can't be written.
On the contrary, it is those mediocre movies, whether it is good or not, whether it is bad or not, there is no way to write.
Watching bad movies can refresh the mind, watching mediocre movies can only sigh.
You can't get rid of that boredom by changing a hundred positions in your seat.
There was a movie released yesterday, and I had so little expectation for it, but also a faint worry.
As it turns out, my fears were right.
Beanstalker 3
What happens when a screen classic is overconsumed?
His/her/it's character aura is getting weaker and weaker, and those who like him/her/it will turn from pink to black.
The occurrence of this situation is nothing more than a word of money.
If you don't squeeze it into slag, how can you let it go?
This time it was Mr Bean's turn.
Just like Stephen Chow admitting that he has exhausted his talents, it's time for Mr. Bean's funny way to upgrade the system.
As we all know, his first popularity in China was on TV.
He is a fond memory of many people's childhood, when everyone loved Mr. Bean.
Such a fresh and funny way, where have we seen it before.
How much the Chinese love him.
"I Am an Actor" brought him to be a "specially invited film appraiser". The performances are so different, and the translation is needed, so the right is to go to Hangzhou, stroll around the West Lake, record a program, and promote the film.
Snickers asked him to teach everyone a set of "Hungry Boxing" to sweep away hunger.
His popularity ranking in China is quite high.
In fact, in recent years, Mr. Bean, also known as Rowan Atkinson, has been seeking transformation.
He changed his funny style and turned into a French "sheriff of Megre".
Mr. Bean stopped being funny and started to look like sheriff.
Have you ever seen a "bean" in a suit and leather shoes with a pipe in his mouth?
Sometimes, the aura of a character is too bright, and it is also a double-edged sword for an actor.
Success is also Xiao He, Xiao He is also Xiao He, because it is not easy to cross a role that is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
What's more, like Mr. Bean, he is already a big walking IP.
Rowan Atkinson himself was hesitant when the British independent film station ITV first started looking for him for the Sheriff Megret series.
Sheriff Megret never smiled when the case was solved.
Obviously can make a perfect transformation, why do you have to come back to film "Agent Bean 3"?
Not only I think "Mr. Bean 3" is unqualified, but also abroad.
Rotten Tomatoes 34% fresh, IMDb 6.5, MTC 39.
Everyone thought the sequel was really bad.
But so what, now the global box office of this movie has still broken through 100 million.
Still dollar.
Who made the signboard of Mr. Bean so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?
That's how money goes!
It turns out that the third part has no changes from the first one, and even the routine is exactly the same.
In the first part, all available active-duty agents were killed, and in the third part, all active-duty agents were exposed.
The only difference is that Inglis is still on duty in the first movie.
In the third part, he retired to become a geography teacher and devoted himself to cultivating a new generation of secret agents.
Other geography teachers teach seven continents and four oceans. This geography teacher teaches you how to disarm, disguise, and track.
The Beanstalk series is based on "007" James Bond, as we all know.
It takes it upon itself to make fun of 007, and we know that.
In order to spoof 007 from all angles and angles, the film also invited Robert Wade and Neil Purvis.
The two screenwriters have worked together on the scripts for Spectre, Skyfall, and Quantum of Solace.
Even the heroine Olga Kurylenko is a Bond girl in Quantum of Solace.
What is the final effect?
To say that this is the Bean version of 007, it is better to say that it is the Bean version of "Europe Raiders".
His funny way is really outdated.
His physical comedy is time-bound, just like Jim Carrey.
After that time limit, it expires. Although I hate to say it, watching Beanstalk 3 is like watching Jackie Chan now.
They want to keep up with the times, but they always feel powerless.
Like English says his way is "old school".
It doesn't mean old school, it means old school, old school.
Beanstalk is all about finding a balance between the old and the new.
For example, Inglis does not use a mobile phone and likes to drive a 1978 Aston Martin V8 that eats oil like water.
It's old school to act, and it's old school to laugh.
For example, Russian agents, why must there be Russian agents?
It's been 8012 years, can we not make the old stalk of the Cold War when we make a special agent movie?
The British Prime Minister, played by Aunt Chi, wants to ask an American Silicon Valley tycoon for help. Is this Silicon Valley tycoon still behind the scenes?
I know this is a comedy, but it can't be anti-intellectual!
At heart, it's still the old routine of stupid agents to complete the task.
Please learn from next door "Kingsman", and you also found a villain who looks stupider than Inglis.
God knows what this movie would have been like had it not been for Bean.
It can be seen that "Agent Bean 3" is trying to keep up with the times, such as training with VR glasses, 3D printing, artificial intelligence, and big data.
As if seeing the creators saying, "We're not old school, don't you think we have these new things?"
The movie just wants to push Bean to the front, thinking we'll be content just seeing Bean.
This is the true speculative movie. The plot of the movie is all anti-intellectual, and the character setting simply cannot stand scrutiny.
For example, as the British Prime Minister played by Aunt Qiju, I know that you are thinking about Aunt Hei Mei and the relationship between the United Kingdom and the United States.
A dignified British Prime Minister is an alcoholic who can only drink? Looking for American Dad at every turn?
It's no wonder that Spectre, which these two screenwriters participated in, is so ugly.
The whole movie is not without memory points, but very few, all relying on Bean to support it alone.
For example, when he returned to the MI7 headquarters and received VR scenario training, when he was in trouble with VR glasses, it still reminded people of the bean back then.
From the first to the third, one is not as good as the other.
From a golden signboard to a money-making work, all forced sequels are hooligans.
The constant performance also makes Bean's sense of humor lose its former freshness.
"Agent Bean 3" is like an old-fashioned old man struggling to keep up with the times. It is like a collection of Internet jokes, lacking creativity and not taking advantage of Mr. Bean.
Think of the Cannes 60th anniversary gift film "Bean's Holiday" starring Bean, and used his way to express his love for the movie.
And "Beanstalk 3" should have drawn a perfect terminator for the series, but it is happy to repeat itself, indulging in its own routine and unable to extricate itself.
Sadly, "Beanstalk 3" did well at the box office.
I can only be angry and waste such a good actor as Bean.
Of course, Bean is still the same Bean, and people who like him will still like him. Although he has reached the age of listening, even if we are familiar with his routines, we will still laugh at his exaggerated humor.
Like this netizen's comment, it may express everyone's heart.
I still hope that I can meet him in a better work, otherwise, wouldn't it be better to spend a long vacation on the beach in Cannes?
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