Beanstalk 3: Not funny, old school, boring

Earl 2022-04-22 07:01:41

Bean, an ordinary person with wood and brain, with the equipment and identity of a special agent, it seems interesting to rampage in the movie.

But it just seems, in fact, very boring. This kind of laughter doesn't excite me at all. He is careless, he is overconfident, he breaks the rules, he hurts others, he does wrong things without reflection. He is an incompetent, but by chance and sticking to the rules, he has become a hero who maintains the order of the new era? Is this a joke? Just watch the end. Bean is an old-school guy who doesn't know how to use a cell phone at all. The villain will finally board a helicopter and fly away, destroying the data of various countries with a high-smart mobile phone. The heroine suddenly rushed out and said that she had figured out how to stop it while operating the tablet. Bean grabbed the tablet with one hand, but didn't know how to operate it. The villain laughed to the death, shouting idiot, and Bean stunned him with a tablet. But the program in his phone was ready to start destroying the data, and the voice asked for confirmation for the last time, but Bean still didn't know what to do. In the final moment of crisis, he directly stabbed the screen with his sword. Ha ha. It was a medieval sword. And he was wearing heavy medieval armor. Before that he went after the villain. Everyone else in the film was forced by the writers to be immobile idiots. The second male is like a good dog, slowly pushing Bean, walking step by step at a slow pace, looking for the villain. Can't the second man act by himself? All over the country, everyone laughed in unison to make way for the stupid old British man, and let him perform a gorgeous and comical counterattack. Really well-intentioned ah. They all forgot the old lady in wheelchair who was kicked out of the store by Bean, the bakery employee who was beaten by Bean, and the tour guide who was pushed out of the car by Bean. It's been a while, and they still use this stupid violence to hurt innocent people. Can't laugh, appreciate the heroine.

View more about Johnny English Strikes Again reviews

Extended Reading

Johnny English Strikes Again quotes

  • Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.

    Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.

    Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.

    Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite navigation or a single computer chip.

    Johnny English: Making it completely invisible to a digital enemy.

  • Bough: Did you make a call quite close to the submarine, sir?