This is the story of a negative IQ leader in entrepreneurship

Korey 2022-04-21 09:02:50

How do you say it's not a spoiler?

There is a boss (I don't mean cloudera) who decided to vertically aggregate the entertainment industry to create a new entertainment model and platform

There is a pig on this tuyere. . . Oh no some circus elephant is flying (I don't mean Hadoop)

So the boss cooperated with the circus (I don't mean hortonwork) and hired the original project staff of Elephant

During the financing process, first of all, the original project did not cooperate well with the new heroine (I am not talking about CDH HDP CDP or something like that), so the investment bank (I am not referring to Gartner) felt disappointed to see the official version before investing.

At this time, the boss's IQ was multiplied by a -1

Which CEO dares to take over the original development team at this time without even handing over the project documents. . . oh no

The original circus team was so popular that even CFO or CIO couldn't see it. They took advantage of system loopholes (I don't mean veto power) and robbed the elephant.

At this juncture, the boss's IQ is no longer in any quadrant. He simply kicked out all R&D personnel, maintenance personnel, including product managers, and showed off his physical deletion skills in the production environment, including backup and archive

So all aggregated projects collapsed

In the end, the elephant was open sourced and happily lived a life without shame in the wild

It turns out that the R&D team of Elephant announced that their products are all open source.

. . . . .

Hadoop is not so bad in the real world, and those leaders are not so mentally retarded

. . . . .

In addition to the villain's IQ, this film is disappointing and the shape of the elephant. . . Can it still look like an elephant? The icons of Hadoop are better than it. Anyway, it is a fairy tale. If you can’t fly, you have to make it so ugly. Is it necessary to consider things like aerodynamics?

View more about Dumbo reviews

Extended Reading

Dumbo quotes

  • V. A. Vandevere: [from sneak peek] Just when I thought I'd seen everything...

  • Holt Farrier: [from sneak peek] All right, Dumbo, give me a showstopper.