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clarified the truth. In fact, long-sleeved individuals have not been very interested in this kind of fairy tale story. Back then, the first "White Hunt" (Snow White and the Hunter) was also a resource I found on the Internet, but this time I still look forward to this sequel for a few days.
Of course, it's all because of its cast.
Why don’t you ask me to mention other people?
(Damn, for a single dick like me, besides a goddess with a huge face, I would care about everyone else?)
Yes, I am so superficial.
Of course, in addition to the mentally handicapped screenwriters, screenwriters mentally handicapped, and screenwriters mentally handicapped, this movie is not without good things. Let's talk about what this film is about?
[Full spoiler warning below, rapid departure of the unwell] The
film begins with a narration explaining that this is the story before Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) was killed, that is to say, this is the first one. The prequel (also let Queen Theron show a big white leg by the way, the strength to tease the audience).
But I did not expect that the next few minutes a group of fast-cut scenes and narration hundred thousand forced hundred, screenwriter and abruptly dumped the audience a look of "sucker lie to you, in fact, this is the" white hunter "Ha ha ha sequel to"
badly ...
As the excited queen of the whole film, the queen of Theron is still domineering this time. After easily killing the silly white sweet king, she only glanced at her sister from the corner of the eye to know that she was secretly in love with a weak man and was still alive. After leaving a little baby, with the mentality of'how can my sister love a man so beautiful', Queen Theron and her sister tore them and broke up unhappy. After the quarrel, my sister and the weak chicken man met in the back garden. Are you ready, but found that her room was suddenly on fire. It turned out that the weak chicken man set the fire and burned the little baby. The younger sister turned the weak chicken man into an angry man. I lost the popsicle, and then fainted in Queen Theron's arms (smell a trace of rot...)
The sister who was hurt by the sentiment felt that she might not love anymore, so she went to the north to occupy the land and became the queen of ice and snow.
She also caught many bear children and trained them as "hunters" to help them fight on the ground, so as not to weaken them. , She forbids this group of boys and girls to fall in love (so to keep their bodies from being hollowed out?)
Two of the strongest eventually appeared in this group of bear kids, namely, our protagonists, Brother Hammer and Sister Worker (Jessica). Chastain), and then the camera will grow up with any two of them, and then any two of them will start in the pool. Me and papa (in fact, no papa), and everything is already planning to elope, of
course, the ice queen I have already seen everything, but they are beautiful girls with magical powers, oh no, what about the beautiful young women, and then with a wave of her little hand, she makes Brother Hammer think that Sister Hammer is dead, and Sister Hammer thinks that Brother Hammer has abandoned her.
After that, the plot naturally connected to the first "White Hunt". The hammer brother who lost his wife met Twilight Girl and helped her kill Queen Theron.
In order to prevent the magic mirror that looks like a gong from poisoning others, Twilight Lady asked Brother Hammer to escort the mirror to a safe place. During this period, Brother Hammer met the dwarf brother x1 who didn't like female dwarves, the dwarf sister x1 who didn't like male dwarves, and the model worker sister x1 who had died but was not dead and thought he might not love anymore.
A few people in the small woods were trying to grab the magic mirror and the goblin crackling. Brother Hammer was almost caught by the goblin group P in order to save the model worker sister. The deeply touched model worker sister pretended to inadvertently show her fragrant shoulders while applying medicine to the wound at night. After that, the two began to hug each other, and then...the screen went black...there was no sound...the
hateful glow...
In short, the next day, 6 people formed a small group of guarding gongs, Hao. Majestic is ready to set off (the brain fills the ring in an instant), and then the inexplicable and no warning ice queen is riding a bear-wolf hybrid and stepping on a kitten step. It turns out that the model worker is an undercover agent sent by the queen, and then the queen He snatched the magic mirror, two dwarves, and let the model worker shot Brother Hammer.
Of course, it was not really shot to death, the model worker shot on the pendant on Brother Hammer's chest. (At this time, which audience in the front seat obviously heard "grass")
Actually, I don’t feel any fluctuations in my heart or even want to laugh when I see this. I wonder how the screenwriter has the courage to use this kind of ten thousand-year-old stalk.
Next is the so-called climax ending battle. Let me summarize it briefly.
It is probably that the Snow Queen released Queen Theron in the magic mirror. Yes, you think Queen Theron is dead. In fact, she did not die, but the soul. It merges with the magic mirror and becomes a...the little golden man? ?
Although Queen Theron was physically dead, she was still aggressive. As soon as she came up, all kinds of hot girls also said that they would occupy the Snow Queen's throne. By the way, they stabbed several onlookers to death with their tentacles. The
Snow Queen said that these hunters were all I grew up. The training is like my child. Why do you do it, and then suddenly realized that your little baby was also burned to death by Queen Theron, and the two magic sister flowers began to tear on the spot.
Then, the Snow Queen was stabbed to death by Queen Theron.
At this moment, the hammer brother and his wife suddenly began to give a speech about love proverbs, and then other onlookers were inexplicably influenced and discovered that love would not poison them but would give them good power. So a group of people began to besiege Queen Theron.
Of course, you know, piapiapia was sent by Queen Theron to pick up a bento after a few rounds of onlookers.
Brother Hammer and Sister Model Worker were also poked several holes by Queen Theron.
However, no one has discovered that as long as the magic mirror is broken, Queen Theron, who is incarnation of the magic mirror, will not be destroyed. No one noticed such an obvious stepping horse? ?
Alas, I don’t know if the screenwriter is showing his IQ again or is changing the law to show how stupid Brother Hammer and Model Worker are? ?
Anyway, I feel my IQ has been insulted.
In the end, the Ice Queen, who had been stabbed to death but did not actually die, summoned the last bit of strength and froze the magic mirror, the source of Queen Theron’s power, so that Brother Hammer could break the mirror with an axe. The sisters both belch.
Then the
sun rises from the east,
love triumphs over evil, the
world is full of true love and warmth from then on
(End)
Grass...
Made...
Of course, as I said at the beginning, except for some minor injuries such as the screenwriter’s mental retardation, this film is not without merit, at least in the connection with the previous story. Not bad, the ice and snow special effects and costume special effects are not half a cent, plus the acting skills of the three goddesses. In fact, spending money to go to the cinema is not a particularly loss. (Ignore the plot.)
Anyway, it's up to you~
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