This is a story about making money

Clotilde 2021-12-18 08:01:13




This is a story about making money.

Universal Studios said that the original is very troublesome, so we can make a sequel. So I chose Snow White and Hunter, who were generally popular at the box office.
Universal Studios says that good casting will help sell the box office. So they cleared the Queen Theron, EB, the model worker sister, and the hammer who played with the axe.
Universal Studios said that Theron's J'adore perfume advertisement is good. So there is a 10-minute extended version of the perfume advertisement throughout the article.
Universal Studios said that the Frozen next door is very popular, and we want it too. So EB received Elsa's setting.


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Universal Studios says that it is necessary for handsome men and beautiful women to talk about love. So the model worker slept with Brother Hammer and achieved the achievement of sleeping with the prince and the second princess of Asgard, which is gratifying.
Universal Studios said, Hammer as long as he is handsome. then. . . No, Hammer doesn't have a full frontal shot. . . not at all! ! !
Universal Studios said that Theron and EB's pay is so high, we can't film them all. So came the inexplicable Warriors team and 4 dwarves appeared.
Universal Studios says that dwarves must also have love. So although it didn't help the plot, the dwarf and the dwarf were together.

Universal Studios said that Digini's lily next door seems to be very popular. So Theron and EB played chess at the beginning when there was nothing to do. Well, Professor Cha and Magneto are also okay to play chess. Yes, in Western literature, playing chess is a metaphor for hehe.
Universal Studios said that the blatant Lily seems to be wrong. So EB fell in love with Merlin next door.
Universal Studios said that there must be scumbags. So Merlin became a scumbag.
Universal Studios said that there will be Elsa settings afterwards. So EB went to the north to develop the army alone.
Universal Studios said that our Elsa should be colder. So EB became a staunch opponent of heterosexuality.
Universal Studios said that this story should be linked to the first one. So the name of EB's army is called HUNTSMAN.
Universal Studios said, OK, Brother Hammer and Model Worker can come out. So they quickly fell in love.
Universal Studios said, wait, in the first movie, Hammer said that his wife is dead! So EB made a cameo appearance in the ice and snow version of the FFF leader, the model worker sister and the hammer brother broke up in love quickly.

The middle paragraph is not important and is omitted. . . Then Queen Theron and EB joined together.

Universal Studios said that we are a traditional story of warriors fighting the big devil. So Hammer went to the north to brush EB.
Universal Studios said that we two high-paid female lead interactions! So Hammer needs to go to the north to brush EB and Queen Theron.
Universal Studios says that we must embody that heroes are great and inspiring. So EB's army was killed by Hammer's childhood memories and decided to form a team to brush EB and Queen Theron under a leadership.

But. . . The attack methods of EB and Queen Theron are both AOE! Brother Hammer can't beat it, neither can Brother Hammer and the model worker! Brother Hammer can't beat the entire army!
Universal Pictures said, no! We are fairy tales, justice will definitely win! So EB turned back at the last moment, Queen Theron killed EB painfully, Hammer smashed the magic mirror.
Universal Pictures said, let's give the audience a reason. So Queen Theron induced Merlin to kill him and EB's daughter 7 years ago.
Universal Studios says that the characters must have depth? Ah, it's all because the magic mirror said that Merlin and EB's daughter will be more beautiful than Queen Theron. EXCUSE ME?
Universal Studios gave himself a thumbs up, the story is round, and there is no need to find a girl who is more beautiful than Queen Theron.
Universal Studios said, I actually want to sit down for the sequel. So finally released a golden falcon, saying that, in fact, Queen Theron was not dead.
End.

Finally, thank the screenwriter for not being a big dog: Said that the worker model sister is the daughter of Queen Elsa who thought she was already dead. I thank you and your family!

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The Huntsman: Winter's War quotes

  • Narrator: Freya did not believe her sister, for love blinds even the clearest eye.

  • [last lines]

    Narrator: The lands of the North were free and Snow White's kingdom was safe from harm. And so, some fairy tales do come true. But none ever truly end.