But! I seriously doubt whether the director and screenwriter was infected by aliens... I copied and pasted a script (this feeling is reminiscent of Arthur Clark’s novel "It’s Hard to Get in the Country")
nympho girl, high school student hostess likes schoolboys, every day All kinds of YY, until one day, the aliens Shut down all the electronic products in this world, and started their great cause of destroying mankind (clearly destroying the mobile phone is saving mankind, okay?)
Then suddenly the flood came, but a lot of People survived, and Mongolia also had a naval commander. Then there is the virus. I don’t know who designed the virus. Although there are always some people who are immune to the virus, there are too many, right? When I get to the back, watching the crowded people in the dark, doesn’t it seem like they have had a virus before, okay? The flu is worse than this virus, right?
Then the hostess left home with her father and brother, and father kindly taught her how to use the gun and set the flag, and she died soon after. The younger brother didn't take the baby bear and elder sister ran to take the second road car, so he started his own adventure. After killing that inexistent half-dead man, my sister was shot. I suspect that my sister was born to the mother and the next door Wolverine. She was hit by a sniper rifle and only broke a small mouth. Then the alien male becomes the sister. If two poor people in the last days are sick and pity each other, they will start having sex. The whole movie can be saved as a pornographic film... But they play "You chase me, if you are I'll give you a "happiness" game if you chase me.
The female protagonist showed that fascinating smile when the alien male took a bath. It was really scary. I felt that the next scene was the super murderous woman holding a gun and forcing the male protagonist to take off her pants. But the super-killer has to seduce a bit, ah ah ah, there is no one else in Mad's lens, and this earth is almost no one else, you are ashamed.
Then... it may suddenly change to the Indian director. Everyone is on the hook in an instant. The alien male hits three and kills one in an instant. The male protagonist instantly sees through the shocking conspiracy. The car is not only bulletproof, but also capable of producing such a large explosion.
Then the two went over the blind guards with the same furnishings, and instantly found a younger brother who was several heads shorter than others in the crowd, which perfectly explained how bold people are and how productive they are. Suddenly the alien man ran over at this time: I set a bomb here to blow it up! Brother, are you premeditated? The pectoral muscles can't be C4. Where did you get the bomb! Or you have already planned. If you don't find a girlfriend on the earth, you will help the aliens to destroy the earth, and if you find a girlfriend, you will destroy the aliens. Ah really a terrible single dog. But I was green immediately hahahaha.
From then on, the film immediately turned into a youth drama. The alien male may have been bombed to death, anyway, the female protagonist has already begun to stare at the male protagonist fascinatingly! The protagonist still flirted stupidly, "Your name comes from the stars, right?" Doesn't the name Casey still come from Catherine? Has something to do with the stars? The hostess thinks in her heart, "What do you want to destroy Tamad, come and fuck me!"
Anyway, there is nothing I want to see...no survival in the end, no gun battles, no boat scenes, and no waves! The super-slaughter girl may have a full-length shank on her shoulder!
At the end, the tiger's body was shocked and the chrysanthemum tightened... Director, you still want to make a sequel!
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