Reprint: Difficulty "Being Bitch"

Jacklyn 2022-04-20 09:01:44

When I talk about "bitch", I think of a lyric from Zuo Xiaozu's "Beijing Pictorial": "I really want to know how to live by telling lies." This lyric has at least three twists: 1. These days, it's impossible not to tell lies; two, I understand the truth; three, but why can't I learn to tell lies? What I want to say is: I really want to know how to cultivate myself into a bitch!



Is Bitch gifted? I believe it is. Just as some people are born good at drawing and some people are good at embroidering, bitch is born with a special sensitivity to the relationship between the sexes (this is the most important skill women need to acquire, and sadly, it is often ignored by educators). She has sharp eyes and can sort men into ranks at a glance. In fact, there are only three categories: good ones, cowards and liars. The good ones are the same on the outside, he never hides that he only loves himself; the coward also admits to loving himself, but he also takes pleasure in hurting women; liars are those guys who claim to care about everything but don't think about themselves.



The youngest bitch I know is 5 years old, just starting to learn English, and the first whole sentence he can say is: "Mom, I love you." (I love you, Mom), followed by the second sentence: " I want to be a total bitch like you!" (I want to be a total bitch like you). Turning his head and rejecting a little boy who was courting in kindergarten, the little guy used jelly beans as bait and hoped that she would be his girlfriend. The next day, the little bitch successfully taught the little boy to promise to give her a big villa when he grew up, and by the way Got the jelly beans.



If Bitch is still a young woman in literature and art, then she will have to hesitate a lot on the road of identifying men - some men in literature and art are particularly unrestrained in admitting that they only love themselves, which is laudable and good, but in Bitch's dictionary , a writer is also a liar. But they quickly transcended this layer, rolling in the flesh on the long journey of feminism. Like Miss Hurley in Breakfast at Tiffany's. She had this conversation with Capote:

"A man can't get me excited until he's 42. I know an idiot girl who keeps calling me to a psychiatrist and she says I have an Electra complex. Damn, I just have to train myself to like older men, and that's the smartest thing I've ever done, how old is Maugham?"

"I'm not sure, it's about 60."

"That's not bad. I've never slept with a writer..."

Most of the female literary and young bitch love uncles and art workers. I only knew that before. There is a species called "the uncle who takes care of all the girls in the world", the emergence of female Wenqing bitch reminds, and there is another relative species - "the uncles all over the world are under her control. "Girl". This is the height that ordinary women can hardly evolve to by drinking Pu'er tea every day to lose weight, lose weight, practice yoga The world view also has the meaning of promoting women's liberation. Why can't men do it if I can't do it? Bitch's small step is a big step for young women in literature and art, and a series of somersaults for women all over the world



... Still, the biggest example is Samantha in "Sex and the City". "Sex and the City 2" received rave reviews, but in this vulgar American megalomaniac movie + pathetic old woman's dress-up show, Samantha shines in her own way - she's never been on the bitch He hesitated on the way. On the streets of the Middle East, someone ripped off her bag and threw condoms all over the place. She yelled in the street: I just enjoy sex, okay? Her bitch practice has also matured, and every adventure in a relationship has helped her develop wisdom and improve her self-cultivation. Remember her famous saying - If you fuck me badly once, shame on you; if you fuck me badly twice, shame on me. Samantha, who is running 60, is in sharp contrast with Kelly, who still has fantasies, which fully proves that innocent and innocent girls are cute, and innocent and innocent young women are terrible. Let's praise the bitch by reciting a Goethe line: "Great bitch, lead us up."

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Sex and the City 2 quotes

  • Samantha Jones: Lawrence of my labia!

  • Samantha Jones: One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.

    Carrie Bradshaw: I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.

    Lily York Goldenblatt: Like Jasmine and Aladdin.

    Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.

    Charlotte York: It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?

    Samantha Jones: [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?

    [Everyone stare at her]

    Samantha Jones: You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!

    Miranda Hobbes: Let me just check my work schedule.

    [Looks at her cellphone really quick]

    Miranda Hobbes: Yeah! All clear!

    Carrie Bradshaw: Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!

    Samantha Jones: [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?

    Charlotte York: Oh, I... I don't know.

    Samantha Jones: [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!

    Miranda Hobbes: Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.

    Charlotte York: Ah... okay.

    Samantha Jones: [obliviously] Thank you!