There is no way to give half a star, so you have to know that one star has already sentenced it to death in my heart. I don't know if the marketing account that said it was "tight in the last half of the year of special horror" is just dirty money or if she really thinks that humans in all disaster dramas should be idiots, anyway, I'm holding back for this one Wisdom tooth pain and the garbage movie I watched early in the morning of the Mid-Autumn Festival I was scolding in my heart the whole time I watched the movie.
After watching it, I deeply realized my stupidity - I shouldn't believe in the so-called suffocating horror, I shouldn't have pulled my timid children into the water because I was afraid they couldn't bear it, and watched the whole process by myself. There is no one who complains, and I should not get up early in this traditional Chinese festival to watch the morning show with excitement and hope that the festive atmosphere of this early morning festival can dilute the terrifying atmosphere.
While I was sitting there, a little guy popped into my head and slapped me, asking me why I was sitting here, whether I had read the whole article or figured out the sales tax issue. The last time this happened was that you were still here, but even "Does Bodhisattva know how sad I am" is nothing compared to this stupid father and daughter.
I even had only one thought in the whole process, that the crocodile quickly killed them, and the movie was over, but it didn't. What about your dignity as a crocodile? May I ask you, as a species of the same age as the dinosaurs, why did you not go extinct? And do Americans have any obsession with dogs? Forget it, I don't want to spoil it, you all go to see it, I can't fucking bear it alone.
I thought I'd be able to experience the fun of a private venue but it turns out I'm not alone in this stupidity. In the whole show, besides me, there was a father and son. I was stunned when they opened the egg pancake before the show. I thought to myself, "Oh! As expected of us! Brave people! Popcorn is not worthy of me and other mortals!" I really don't like noisy kids watching movies, but I really hope today that the little boy can talk and talk to his father about the plot to add some fun to me when my phone is out of signal. But neither did he—as quiet as a dead radio. At the end we looked at each other silently and read in each other's eyes - in fact, I didn't see clearly and didn't wear glasses behind me.
The reason I came here was hoping that my swollen face wouldn't meet acquaintances, but God seemed to be playing a really big joke on me because now my face is even more swollen. I tried to define this film, but I failed, let's call it a sci-fi comedy. If you feel that your little wish, Zhu Xian, Conan and Luo Xiaohei can't satisfy your Mid-Autumn Festival happiness, please bring your relatives and friends to watch this giant crocodile storm.
Happy viewing.
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