Hanhan Storm

Andrew 2022-04-22 07:01:32

I was fooled by the Weibo marketing account before watching it. As a coward, I went with my boyfriend. Before the movie started, I took a deep breath and prepared for it, thinking that there would be all kinds of bloody horror scenes.

However…

All the scary places are forcibly frightened by the sudden appearance of your cuteness (a big tree, a big crocodile), as well as the heroine and her father's various naive behaviors, the big crocodile bite force is like the one who just had his wisdom teeth pulled out. I bite things by turning in circles (?

There are simply not too many flaws: the heroine finally got the phone and didn't know how to find a relatively safe place to hide; several times I thought the heroine and her father were going to burp, but they bleed a little; a father bravely gave The daughter encouraged him to swim with the big crocodile, but after the race, a big wave slapped him and went back to before liberation; the heroine pressed her dad very perfunctory, seriously suspecting that her dad was ticklish, she was just awake; the ending It came too suddenly, and I was over before I had time to be afraid? ?

From the beginning of the movie to the time I walked out of the movie theater, I was surrounded by question marks. Those who said they were scared to pee should not drink so much water before watching movies in the future.

Anything you can say is scarier than this movie: ddl a week earlier, the dean who suddenly appeared in front of the high school student couple, the top of his head is increasingly bare...

The movie ticket money was spent on dedicated vibrating seats and random steam on my face

Finally, what the hell is this?

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