I was tricked by shit yxh and ate a piece of shit

Johnny 2022-04-21 09:02:28

Talking about it as a movie itself, in fact, it can only get a passing score. I chose it, because I was deceived by yxh.

But after writing this review, the more I wrote, the more angry I became, and I came back to apologize for my insult to [Passing Level]. I was wrong, this is the real shit?

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1. Photography

Although the thriller is tagged, the scary method is really low-level, only using less than three times of light and shadow skills (the most scary is the lightning and thunder and then a crocodile silhouette). Others are suddenly super loud in a quiet environment, so even if there is a psychological premise, you will still be scared, which is the point of yxh's pointless tout. Friends who have researched on cult or horror films see this, it is simply insulting in many ways??

The soundtrack isn't even decent, it's a free scary sound effect that I can find on my phone for vlogs. It sounds cheap and numb, rendered for the sake of atmosphere.

Oh yes, let me tell you one thing, the panoramic view from the corner of the roof is still very beautiful, from the color to the composition, it is pleasing to the eye.

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2. Script

There are so many loopholes that I and the screenwriter should join Shi Lezhi. The female protagonist can smash your chest with a small hammer. You are a strong man in his fifties with a powerful shovel that can kill a crocodile. Why not yourself Poke the floor open? I threw up? Totally escaping for a hundred minutes to escape.

I won't scold the protagonist's halo. Anyone can scold it. It's really insulting. Everyone can let this go and snipe others.

In addition, the appearance of secondary characters is too weak to promote the plot. What are the three robbers doing? Just to show that the situation is very bad, the heroine has hope and despair, and then congratulations on getting the new item [Broken Ship without Eggs*1]? ? Excuse me? ? And Wayne, you have the same name as Batman after all. Is it too much? I don't understand what these characters are doing at all. The image is not plump or plump, like a few idiots. It was obvious that the previous relationship had brought up the frontiers of Wayne and Beth, but as a result, my sister's farts were useless, it was a waste of plot resources, and it was not used rationally at all.

The framework of the story itself is also very thin, there are no branches, there is a tendon in the front and back, one will die and one will be killed. There is no animal world from the main perspective of the crocodile.

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3. Emotion

Hi everyone, I vomited again. Ordinary and numbing desperate moments of memory killing ➕ BUFF anti-kill settings, and the chicken soup for the soul of the two parents, which are so stinky and long, caused me extreme discomfort. There are no tears, no touching, so my awe of life is actually reflected in the crocodile. The desire to survive is very strong, but unfortunately it has not caused a little bit of resonance.

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4.

The whole movie is like a doomsday-themed stand-alone game that can be cleared in less than 10 hours. With the development of the plot, it is the one that can switch to other NPCs for the first time to play the game. The acquisition and invalidation of various props, as well as the "death-level character guide" that the heroine's father is simply mindless.

Even the camera angle made me seem to see the prompt word [quickly tap the space to escape from the steel pipe] on the right side of the screen. Thinking of this, I thought, maybe the heroine's father didn't pierce the wooden floor at the first time, because the game modeling does not allow damage, haha?

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In the end, I have to admit that the golden key of the thriller industry will always be the first surprise. For me anyway, I'm down. I was scared about four times in the whole process, and at the beginning, the part of the heroine looking for her father on a single machine made people feel a little bit more immersive.

That's all, I probably can't hold the fire down with three sundaes.

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