Brainless cool film, you will lose if you are serious

Rahul 2022-04-19 09:02:11

I've always been skeptical about this movie being defined as a thriller. This is the ancient usage of the word "thriller" that I just came out with:

"Continued Biography of Sheep in the Later Han Dynasty": "The commander is greedy, the officials and the people are good and cunning, and everyone knows the situation, and the county is shocked, and everyone is shocked."
Jin Ganbao's "Sou Shen Ji" Volume 18: "There are dozens of carp, flying under the hall, and the people sitting are horrified."
On the volume of Song Wenying's "Xiangshan Wild Records": "Suddenly there was a house in the field, and there was a sound of children chanting books. Xiangjun led the way to do it. It was an old man who taught the village children. The old man left the table in horror, changed his face and thanked him."
Ming Lucan's "Gengsi Compiled Jiangdong Sign": "Sir read the first sentence and bowed down in shock."
Qing Pu Songling's "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai·Jiangcheng": "Life is destiny, four-body horror."
Guo Moruo's "Tujiabu" IX: "When we arrived at Tujiabu, it wasn't that the results from nearly a year ago terrified us... But there was something at the station that terrified us."
"Old Tang Books: Taizong Ji Shang": "Secretly saw Taizong's celestial appearance and martial arts, military majesty and solemnity, horror and admiration, and privately called Yin Kaishan, saying: 'The true hero is also!'"

It is understandable that the meaning of horror should be something that is not in line with human nature, or something bizarre and supernatural, something that makes people think more and more afraid. Therefore, I don’t think this film can be regarded as a thriller, it can be regarded as a disaster film or a fright film. All the points in the audience are all crocodiles that suddenly appear in silence. The degree of fright depends entirely on my eyesight and the cinema. audio sound.

Various bugs make people unable to complain:

1. Halo of the protagonist, can you swim over a crocodile in the water? Even if it is possible, what is the probability of being bitten by a crocodile in the water and starting to roll over to death, not hanging, not breaking a bone, just skin trauma?

2. Why did the father and son escape from the basement to find a boat? instead of going upstairs?

3. Why do some thieves care about distress signals in hurricanes and showers?

4. The police know that there are crocodiles in the sewers, but they still lie down? No danger awareness?

5. Father said: You can do it. And then let her daughter risk her life?

I really admire people who can write such a long text with pictures and film reviews for such a bad film.

To say that the only good thing about this film, I think it is to praise the spirit of never giving up.

In a word, it is recommended not to watch a mindless frightening film.

However, the object of the conversation strongly suggested to go to the cinema, my daughter-in-law held my arm and watched it all the way. . . no thanks!

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