I've taken off my pants, so you're going to show me this?

Virgil 2022-04-20 09:01:45

This uncle didn't tell you that you are a willful retired old cadre in the city, right? Why don't you hold other people's grandsons at home, do something beyond your ability to get angry with yourself and the world? As soon as a wave came over, the mouse ran away. The pouring rain poured on your head, did you remember Yufan?

You are so old, do you need to be organized and still use my junior to tell you? I've observed you several times, and you always wake up and blink your cute eyes, thinking it's Nanke's dream that the time and space have changed and the universe has shifted. If we are like you, why do we need transportation? Go to Guomao after a good night's sleep. Of course, although I say this to you, I do have to sleep in the car to get to China's Dabei Kiln. Sometimes I even need to sleep twice, but I won't overturn the car. I am happy to come to work and return safely. go home. Besides, you really like sleeping so much that the big steamer passes by you without even looking at you. You know, there are too many uncles and aunts who are diving now. Who dares to be humble and brave if they are not the rich second generation? To put it bluntly, a huge freighter is also a taxi. See if you sleep well, who dares to take the risk of the world? To get you out. You didn't fire the flares on the big freighter during the day, but put off a cold fireworks, so you shouldn't let it go at night. Passing by, I would rather miss saying that you are old. Who can blame this? Take a look, I don't need to tell you how much you have delayed sleeping.

The same people from the end of the world, do you think that the Sao Nian faction is more difficult than you? Xiao Xiao Sao Nian was in a boat with a ferocious diger, and he was almost killed. In the end, there were all kinds of dangers. Compared with you, you are really handsome and rich. To be honest, there is nothing else, that is, I don't think you rescued too many necessities such as food and fresh water, but you rescued a lot of clothes? Presumably, when you were young, you were like a little bee in the flowers. "Cheat Within Cheat" was really romantic at that time.

It is unbelievable that you are being pitted like this now. Now in our country there is a kind of liar who pretends to be a donkey buddy, wearing a new jacket and a full set of outdoor equipment such as a new backpack. No, no, don't worry, I'm not talking about you. I mean someone must have told you to do this.

Your ability to survive in the wilderness in the second half is completely inconsistent with your previous IQ? You certainly don't know the idiom of planning ahead. Look, you realize that the ability to obtain fresh water is superior to Lord Bei. In addition, you can learn to use a sextant by scanning the instruction manual. How can you not rescue the oar at that time? At least you don't have to go with the flow and make a fuss on the merchant shipping line. Not a navigator, not an adventurer, not a good radio technology, with more than 100 clothes to die, I really doubt that you are going to feed the fish and seek death.

Seeing you start a fire on your life raft...I knew you must have lost your mind and showed us what no zuo no die is. At that time, you stared at the sky for a long time, and you must have meditated in a heartbreaking silence: Silly director!

Having said so much, you must think that I am having trouble with you. This time you are wrong again. I grew up watching your "Cheat Within Deception". You were so fine at that time, nothing could be hard on you. Only because of your deceit, no one will deceive you.

I'm usually a person with chaotic logic, so once this kind of bullshit logic sneaks up on me, I sympathize with each other. I believe that the accuracy of every detail is the premise of a good movie, rather than using unreasonable existence to lower the audience's IQ. If you can get people to support you by your understanding, you should have been a Communist Party long ago. Experts watch the doorway, laymen watch the fun, even a layman like me thinks this boat is too far-fetched. Would you let a professional watch it as a comedy? I don't like movies that don't make sense, it not only kills the actor's ability, but also makes the actor look stupid. That's right, it's stupid!

"Gravity", which also has technical bugs, can make people ignore these flaws. The protagonist does what a normal person should do. He didn't set fire in Tiangong-1, and he didn't play car shock with the Soyuz. . The basic point is that your personality should be logical, don't just hang a sail, sleep a few times, look in the mirror with ink on your face, forget to take a lifebuoy when you run away, don't be crazy if your brows are on fire. .

Take 10,000 steps back, you are really not the one who went to sea, and you didn't deliberately seek death. There is no reason to go to sea. Don't think that if you make the characters hypocritical, the audience will automatically make up the top 70 characters on the shore. Years of misery. There is no reason to go overseas, no reason to make any shit movies. Therefore, the art youth is the most fucked up. As soon as you ask him to pay back the money, he will talk to you about art!

Writing a low-scoring movie review for an inflated movie quickly becomes a IQ-testing fishing post, and it's a fucking constant. The key is that they can't even say one, two, three, and they confront you with the face! It was just that Cui Yongyuan went out to buy food and was robbed by Fang Zhouzi with a knife.
To be honest, don't you think it has nothing to do with me whether you like or not like any movie? What movie I don't like makes you so obsessed? And then there are some famous sayings that some terminally ill patients are not convinced to fight. Do you have the courage to cover the people and withdraw first when the popular terrorists attack the people? If you are like me, you work with your mouth. Goods, don't have to say rhetoric, down-to-earth no can no bb

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    Title Card: 1700 nautical miles from the Sumatra Straits.

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