Garfield Quotes:
1. Shh---don't tell them I did a good deed, it will affect my image!
2. You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
3. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
4. It is not scary to have a big belly. What is scary is that there is no good thing in the belly.
5. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone.
6. It's great to have fun with this type of exercise that doesn't make you gain weight.
7. Garfield has three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, and the second is a pig
. 8. If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
9. Ball is also a figure.
10. Garfield's diet tips : 1. Don't plan to eat enough for the second round, get enough food the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5 kg. 3. Never eat diet sugar. 4. Don't make friends with family restaurants or pastries 5. You should eat more vegetables to lose weight, so you should eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits, etc. 6. You should not eat more cold food (except ice cream). — For example, the cherry on the ice cream sundae). 8. Hang out with people who are fatter than you.
11. Today I'm going to do push-ups... uh yah yah... ...Put down first today ....... Tomorrow and then support ......
12, I'm fat I'm lazy -- but I'm proud!
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