Suppose, I mean, what should the director of the Celestial Dynasty, Shanzhai, do?

Jaime 2022-04-19 09:02:06

One day, a certain group of copywriters and directors got together, thinking about remaking this play, I think it will be roughly like this!

Seaside - changed to riverside, turtle - changed to crayfish. The male and female protagonists are eagerly waiting for the crayfish to come out of their shells, and then, the picture changes, and a pot of hemp is small. Hot and spicy, the male and female protagonists eat happily. They also feed each other.
Piano - changed to lute, Julia - changed to Central Court. Men and women, play the qin and drink tea.
Christianity - Changed to Buddhism.
Glass Statue - Changed into a clay sculpture of Bodhisattva.
The soft advertisement in the play--clog shoes, changed to fitness shoes for the elderly, or the dancing shoes of the square dance aunt.
Beach volleyball - directly changed to square dance.
Milkshake - sponsored, changed to milk tea!
The mansion of the male protagonist has been transformed into the Forbidden City in Hengdian!
Dad, the cancer is cured! This is a must. Because Putian Department gave sponsorship!
In addition, the male protagonist's inaction, the female protagonist's infertility, and the inadvertent pregnancy, and their remedies, can all be paid for by the Putian department.
The female protagonist dropped by the whole thing, and the male protagonist took it for a delay.
car? The car is better. The domestic SUV. Domestic pickup. Domestic car. It's all sponsored.
Wedding sponsorship, too. Baidu has it all at once.
The most important thing is that if you let an actress be the first female lead, then you won't have to worry about the investment money. Chow Yun Fat will be the father and Gong Li will be the mother. Sun Honglei's male lead, Huang Bo's villain male lead. Song Jong Ki is the most popular in Korea, right? Play the younger brother.
Bless you all the big names! Good luck to you.

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The Last Song quotes

  • Steve Miller: Ronnie...

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: You lied to me dad.

    Steve Miller: I didn't lie.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Yes you did. You said you were fine. You're not fine! That was a lie!

    Steve Miller: I hoped. I didn't lie it's not the same thing.

    Steve Miller: It's alright to be angry.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Good!

    [pause]

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Is this why you brought me here this summer?

    [pause]

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Is it? So you wouldn't have to be alone while-.

    [Crying]

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Why didn't you tell us?

    Steve Miller: It's not what I wanted this time to be about.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Well it is. It is now, daddy...

    Steve Miller: It's not. This is just another... another part of our terrific summer. Not one of the better parts I admit.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: [Crying] I love you.

    Steve Miller: Sweetie, I love you too.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: [She lays down with him in his hospital bed, crying] I love you, daddy.

  • Will Blakelee: Evening!

    [he puts his chair on the sand. Then takes out a lantern]

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Are ya movin' in?

    Will Blakelee: Hey, if I wanna get some sleep, I'm gonna need something to scare off the racoons. They don't like bright lights or music.

    [pulls out a radio and turns it on]

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: You're planning to sleep here?

    Will Blakelee: Well, the truth is, the town sorta got together and we decided we just couldn't take another one of your bad hair days.

    Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: [she hits him with her book repeatedly] What's the matter with you?

    Jonah Miller: [from the porch] This doesn't look good. You're not okay with this, are you?

    Steve Miller: [shakes his head 'no']

    Jonah Miller: Then we better maintain visual contact.

    Steve Miller: [nods his head 'yes']