Americans are not fit to play football

Octavia 2022-04-22 07:01:32

The 213th Amazon Rainforest Cup final was held at the Amazon Jupiter Stadium in Brazil. The Red Army narrowly beat the Blues 4:3. The American player Bruce scored an own goal, which caused the Blues to hate the Jukeng Stadium.

At the beginning of the game, the Blues attacked aggressively under the leadership of Robert, and Robert blitzed and scored a goal in less than 1 minute. The Red Army gradually stabilized under the leadership of Steve, and after 5 minutes, they used a standard heavy artillery bombardment to pull back a city. Then the two sides started fighting in the midfield, and for a while they turned their backs on their horses. Several people on both sides ended up due to injuries. However, the casualties are also worth it. The Red Army and the Blue Army each scored two goals and the score was tied 3:3. The score alternately rises. In the 85th minute, Blue, an amateur football player from the Minnesota countryside in the United States, replaced the injured Fernando Latos. It is said that Blue can only join the Blues because of his kinship. In the 89th minute, Blue received a pass from Robert, and he passed the two Red Army players, Luiz and Dennis, and got rid of the three players of Aaron Joe Lucas and Henderson. Out of the dribbling style of Emperor Li Yi, he broke through the siege of four defenders by Johnson * Ager * Martin and Sebastian Stan, and in the face of Steve's personal defense, he copied the great England Gascoigne Europe. A brilliant shot in the cup, hit the goal with a beautiful upside-down golden hook, the ball scored! ! ! Goalkeeper Peter was powerless to stop this great Uganda! Dragon! ball! 4:3! The head coach and father-in-law, Eduardo, was stunned, and the Blues fans fell silent and walked out in protest. There was not much time left for the Blues. Captain Robert even came from half-time to curse the amateur player Blue, so that the Reds captain Steve pulled the two sides hard to avoid the Newcastle tragedy. The injury time lasted for six minutes, but unfortunately this own goal hit the Blues too deeply, and the Blues lost the Amazon Rainforest Cup final because of heavy casualties and no new force to replace them.

After the game, the Red Army captain Steve said excitedly that the Blue player was the most threatening player in the game. He said that in his 20-year career, no one has ever been able to do what even Ronaldo Messi, Rooney Ribery and Robben have done. Blue is a combination of the above five people, with the speed of Cristiano Ronaldo and Robben, and Messi's excellent dribbling skills, and Rooney and Ribery's excellent bodies, there are ways to face his personal defense. Squeeze out the space and hit an unparalleled golden hook. He said that what he wanted to thank the most was Bru, and half of Bru's contributions were listed on the Red Army's military medals. It is reported that Steve discussed with the Red Army coach and leader Philip after the game that Blue can enjoy the title of the best player of the Red Army for life, with an annual salary of 12 coconuts.

Reds coach and leader Philippe said it was the most exciting and thrilling game he had ever experienced in his life. Bru's goal was crucial, not only helping the Red Army to seal the victory, but also knocking down the Blues' confidence in the game and extinguishing the last hope of the Blues. At the same time, he said that this is of great significance to ensuring the right of the Red Army to enjoy coconut fruit in the next few years, and the Blue Army can no longer threaten the Red Army coconut fruit in the next few years.

In contrast, Eduardo, the Blues head coach and father-in-law, was less polite. He said bluntly, Blue is not part of our team, he belongs to human beings. Players like Bruce from the American football desert should join the England team or the Celestial Porcelain team, so that the majority of fans will not miss the high-quality World Cup games.

Blue's wife, Pearl, said that, after all, Blue came from the football desert in the United States. He had read a lot of Li Yi's jokes, read too many books, did not train well, and did not understand the rules. I hope the majority of Blues fans, especially my father Eduardo, will understand.

The client, Blue, refused all interviews, and the three children refused to admit that the person who played the football was their father.

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Rio2 received bad reviews in North America, with the vast majority of film critics giving bad reviews, with a 47% Rotten Tomatoes score. Although it is still gorgeous, American audiences do not understand the content, especially the football part. Although the US team performed well in the World Cup in the past two years, it has not changed the essence of the United States as a football desert. The film weakens the concept of villain. There are two villain lines. The first is the owner of the logging factory, and the second is the white parrot in the upper part. It can be said that the villain is not so obvious, and I can't understand who the villain is.

The main line of the film is to search for the roots, and the family of five Bruce and Pearl returned to Amazon to find their own family. Because he lived with human beings since he was very young, his way of life is very human. Jewel has had a lot of quarrels with Blue over lifestyle, and has had a lot of quarrels all the way back to Amazon. The part where Bleu was using GPS to find his way reminded me of watching a talk show satirizing Americans in France: Hey, siri tell me where the best restaurants are in Paris, France. SIRI: You idiot Yankee, this is Paris and everything is better than American hamburgers.

After the Blue family found their own clan, they immediately became estranged. Bru was not used to the wild life in the Amazon and was afraid of panic. And Eduardo, the father of Pearl and the leader of the leader group, did not trust Bruce again, and he was disgusted by looking at it, especially the two people had fundamental differences on human issues. In the end, on the football field, conflicts always break out. The ending is a bit of a twist. Blue finds Julio and Linda, and then the parrots defend the rainforest habitat in order to surround their homes and fight the logging work. The white parrot failed to get revenge and ended up with a frog.

All in all, it's still a family entertainment movie worth watching.

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Extended Reading
  • Destini 2022-04-24 07:01:12

    "Come on, give a high five"

  • Jacklyn 2021-12-18 08:01:12

    The plot is rushed, the climax is weak, and the final jungle battle is simply a stew. The characters can only find their presence by their own settings. In addition to the increased laughter, even the music, singing and dancing are far from 1 and they are barely given to 4. star. Taurus Wanda Hall 7.

Rio 2 quotes

  • Nigel: Keep celebrating. I'll be pooping on your party promptly.

    [laughs evilly but Gabi laughs even more evilly until she stops]

    Nigel: It only works when I do it.

    Gabi: Okay. Love ya.

  • Blu: Those are breath mints - not like you need one - but they're good! You eat them!

    [a blue macaw eats the whole box of mints and starts choking]

    Blu: Oh, no, no, no, no, not the whole box! Get that... out of your... mouth!

    [he gets the box of mints out of the blue macaw's throat]

    Jewel: Unbelievable.