But, this film is really the most powerless film I have seen this year, uh~ From complaining to being powerless to being powerless and then complaining again, this is a movie from death to death. The painful process is not explained!
It's still a fairy tale movie released during the 6.1 Children's Day, but I ORZ countless times in the middle, is this really for little friends? Do you want to be so serious? fall!
At the beginning of the movie, there was a large CG animation introducing the background of the story. There was actually an important plot prop in it, which directly set the stage for me to recognize a certain dungeon boss later...
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Snow White is here, okay, The eyebrows of the female pig's feet are so thick that even Xiaoxin is shy. I still comforted myself weakly and said, "Uh... maybe she is paying homage to Hepburn's classic makeup...?" Lord Xin: "Obviously longer and more It's rough! Just like the one in "The Princess Diaries"~" (Actually, it's also a princess-themed film, I really can't say that "The Princess Diaries" is so innocent that it was shot while lying down... Really, I That's what I said, so please feel free to have thick eyebrows...) Also, the princess's dark blue lips in the whole movie really make me unacceptable, it's more unacceptable than the thick eyebrows that people complain about. , I just want to roar to the producer: "Will you die if you change to a pink and shy lipstick?! Do you want to freeze me to death in June by looking at that dark blue lip color? Year-old beautiful princess, the Korean makeup of the last century has long been out of OK~ Well, you guys won, but the green environmental protection has to use strawberries instead of lipstick... Do you want to save so much?!" (And princess, you really It's so stingy, cutting an apple is just feeding the seeds to the birds...)
Well, let's not talk about the princess, let's take a look at the male pig's feet - His Royal Highness~
Then we slowly remove the hands covering our eyes. Okay~ At this time, the prince and his entourage appear. Yes, until the "Giant Thieves Group" appeared... In fact, any children's shoes who are familiar with the fairy tale "Snow White" or have a little associative reasoning can guess based on the two keywords "giant" or "group": The Seven Dwarfs Appeared! Okay, the normal scenes end everywhere. I'm only interested in complaining about the dwarfs robbery on stilts. After all, this is a movie for little friends, and it's natural to be lively! However, isn't the ending of this robbery a bit too much? ! Is this really meant for little friends? ! The male pig's feet have just appeared on the stage and then staged a male-male half-naked bundling scene or something, is it really a man? Is such a heavy mouth really cute? (And the setting of the follower, what is the purpose of your existence? Just to form a pair of male and male CPs with the prince, come to a bondage, and then be responsible for complaining about the prince? Didn’t the prince ask you to pick up clothes? Did you use gold to rescue soldiers? What are you waiting for the last scene to show your face? Are you playing soy sauce?) In fact, the prince in this film is responsible for selling cute meat and rot~~~
I once saw a debate topic: Men work hard or women work hard.
If you choose men to work harder to watch this movie, you will see how hard women are! ! ! As long as you see the beauty process of the queen, the cruelty, you will definitely become a supporter of the theory that women are harder, believe me! All kinds of worms, all kinds of feces, all kinds of juices, all kinds of slimy tsampa... uh, unknown thing? (I'm sorry~ I'm out of words, and I can't find a suitable adjective) I think the queen definitely said to herself in her heart: "Women, you just have to be tough on yourself!" (Is it really just tough? It's too heavy... ) I was too naive before, I only knew that Cleopatra would wash her hair with camel and lion urine, Empress Dowager Cixi would bathe in human milk, and medieval women’s waistbands would be made of whalebone… But now I know that these are too unreliable Oh, it really hurts to be a woman! If I were that magic mirror, when the queen asked me, "Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?", I would definitely answer without pressure and surrender: "Of course it's you, the queen!" For the sake of beauty, You are so cruel to yourself... In fact, to be fair, the main character in this film is the Empress, who is more real. She is not a complete villain. She loves beauty, longs for love, and pursues a comfortable life. These are not What a heinous mistake, compared to the black-bellied and scheming Snow White, the queen is naive and easily believed the bag of offal brought back by Minister Xiaoqiang (well, I really don't want to complain about that sausage... )
The queen later sent a monster to hunt down Snow White, but was that monster really the one that made the people feel frightened and pay taxes obediently? Do you want to be so cute~~~ It's a whole furry winged dragon-shaped cute beast, but its strength and agility are still worthy of recognition, so it can't do anything to Snow White, all kinds of tearful all kinds of "woo" "Wow, coquettish, do you want to be so tricky, and then I saw that the cute beast actually wears the star and moon couple necklace of the same style as the queen on its neck, so I know the truth - that cute beast can't be a king, right! ? (So, the queen actually didn't kill anyone~)
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The Queen meets the Baron's real chess game, it feels like the magic chess game in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone~~~ But that's it The artillery of the warship on the head can really be fired, this is a bit interesting~
Modeling cruelty index: ★★
The prince's dinner party is like a beast party. The queen is a red peacock (like Lord Shen in "Kung Fu Panda 2" said~), the princess is a white swan (that hat is just a "2"~), and the prince is Black rabbit (shameful to be cute...), Minister Brighton is brown Xiaoqiang (I didn't realize the lower limit of the film at first, I kindly thought it was a cricket, but it turned out that I was wrong, it was indeed Cockroaches~), and the first animal shape I saw was actually a man with a pig's head... (could it be more cruel...)
Modeling cruelty index: ★★★★☆
The queen gave the prince a drink of love The potion (it's Harry Potter's terrier again...), unfortunately mistaken for a puppy (about the effect of the prince's traditional Chinese medicine, it's really all kinds of saliva, all kinds of nauseous lines, heavy mouth...), held 5th (probably) wedding in my life. In fact, the queen's wedding dress is quite gorgeous, but the appearance of the guests is too bright, like a group of clowns in a circus preparing to sing an
opera
. At the banquet, Snow White's clothes are traditional colors, but the orange bow is so cruel, the queen has turned into a witch with a black cloak (poor queen, you can't fight the black-bellied Snow White, look~ The "elderly first" sentence of the poisonous apple has sent me to a dead end, so pitiful~), I forgot what the prince was wearing, the king and the rest of the public were wearing quite normal... (Sure enough, ministers Brighton and The maid Margaret is together, right~)
Modeling cruelty index: ★★☆ (This time, it's mainly Snow White's contribution...)
In fact, the flaw in this final scene is not the styling, but the Bollywood style The singing and dancing of the song and dance shocked the audience at that time... Okay, director, you are an Indian, I shouldn't ignore this, so please be free...
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Although this fairy tale movie It's not a fairy tale at all (then what kind of castle is too un-fairy tale, it's small and file, like a white mushroom with golden onions~), but after thinking about it, it's not wrong, in fact, the original fairy tales are all It's bloody and heavy!
For example, in "Snow White", why is the queen as a stepmother jealous of Snow White to the point of intolerance? That's because His Majesty the King took action on his own daughter... (This ethics drama is quite heavy, but it was just a side dish for people at that time~)
Let's take "Cinderella" again, do you think the stepmother's two Is it very easy and common for a daughter to cut off her toes and heels with a knife in order to wear a crystal slipper?
Another example is a story similar to "Cinderella" about a princess who speaks and loses gold (this is much better than spitting lotus flowers~), the villain witch and her daughter were finally put into a socket. Isn't it cruel to be rolled down the hillside in a big wooden barrel full of sharp knives?
Fairy tales have always only belonged to "beautiful" (this is the key point) kind-hearted princesses, and only beautiful appearance is the foundation of happiness. It's just the story of how "handsome" and "female diaosi" were solved~~ This process is full of blood and cruelty, but most people don't know, or just pretend not to know~
So for the queen of this film, I just want to say to Snow White on her behalf One sentence: "You are beautiful, but I am not unbeautiful, it's just that my beauty was sealed in the past by time, you won this time, but when the time comes to visit you, I hope you can greet you calmly..."
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This movie is tragic. Most of the audience are little friends. The consequences are: all kinds of noises, all kinds of jumping, and all kinds of magical remarks about all kinds of heavy scenes in the film...
The most correct decision I made this time was not to prepare any food or drink, otherwise it would be even more tragic...
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