1. Police, brain damage index:
At the beginning of the five-star film, the police "mashed potatoes" will escort three high-risk criminals, and one is even the BOSS in the first film. However, let's take a look at the equipment configuration of the lovely policemen: a escort car with very thin armor, 6-7 unarmored jeeps, a few cops who are huddled in the car and know nothing about the outside world, two A shotgun that can't find bullets. The escort convoy in "Fast and Furious 7" at least still has people on the roof guarding with heavy machine guns or bazookas, and this group of stupid police officers have no defense at all, and even two criminals didn't even bring handcuffs. ! 【If you can't even afford handcuffs, you can forgive them. . . . . 】Okay, if you don't install a machine gun, then at least someone has to open the window with an assault rifle to see what's going on? But, no, not at all! At a glance, you can tell that these second-hand goods are purely designed to create a spike-killing fight. Sure enough, the villain smashed all the jeeps away within a minute, and when the police in the escort car responded, they were the only car left. . . . . . Finally, the police picked up their guns after searching for bullets for a long time, but GAME OVER had not fired three shots [one shot missed].
2. The trio of turtles, brain damage index: Samsung [as brain damage as this mobile phone]
After the police all painted the colors, the turtles drove the garbage truck [Attention, it's a garbage truck! 】 swagger appeared. I thought the protagonist was going to come up with some super high-tech weapon [one of the four turtles is an inventor] to abuse the villain, but. . . . . What is the weapon on the so-called "Turtle Chariot"? Sewer manhole cover launcher! On-board nunchucks! The only gun was taken out at the end! I want to say, are you TMD joking!? Needless to say, The action failed, the BOSS teleported and fled! I saw this violent on the spot. Especially when the helicopter came to pick up the person, the Turtles could obviously destroy the plane swaggeringly hovering above the escort car, but they chose to choose a smaller target , people who are much harder to hit! Please, you are not training on the battlefield if you want to train shooting skills! You should really get them a "Four Turtles Group for Children with Intellectual Disabilities." . . . . .
3. The BOSS and his thugs in the first part, brain damage index: The five-star
director may also have noticed the stupid B of the police gang, so he specially arranged a group of villains who are also stupid. The villain has the world's best M1A2 main battle tank and military transport aircraft, but what is shocking is that the villain's killers take sticks without exception! [Tanks and planes should not have been stolen. . . . . . 】Even the villain BOSS just wears a suit of armored warriors, without a pistol! I said, the villains are too good at spending money. It is obviously better to buy a tank and a plane than to equip each person with a gun! [And the tank plane was controlled by two simple-minded animal mutants, all of which landed in the Amazon rainforest. . . . . . 】The villain's killers are all very skilled. They can kill 4~5 policemen with a stick alone. If they are equipped with a gun, it will not be more hanging! But the villains are so clueless. As for the BOSS, it is even more 2. Going alone [actually without a gun or a horse] to meet the alien "ally", please, when have you ever seen an alien keep their promise? The aliens are much stronger than him, and as a result, he is going to be stupid without guards and guns. The IQ of such a 3-year-old baby deserves to be killed by aliens!
4. The alien villain [only one person], the level of brain damage: 3 stars [it's a mobile phone again. . . . . . 】
This Samsung is purely for the powerful technology of aliens. The aliens do have a huge round battleship, but why don't you pack it up and bring it to Earth? Teleport to the earth to reload, and die! And even if that’s the case, we have to use a small ball that can be lifted by a small drone and can be pulled down by a 6-year-old child to guide the assembly. Isn’t this a bigger death? , no matter how powerful your fortress is, it is useless when it falls apart!
After talking about the brain damage of the characters in it, let's talk about the plot setting. The aura of the protagonist of this movie is so big that it scares people to death, and it is basically distributed according to the following rules in decimal: turtles - decent characters - mutant animal people - villain killers - police officers. 5~6 policemen with guns can't beat a villain, is this normal? Dozens and hundreds of police officers with live ammunition in the police headquarters were
easily broken into by a dozen people with sticks. As a result, as soon as a dozen villains with iron sticks came out, they were KOed by a person with a baseball bat [one of the protagonists]. , a baseball bat can hit so many people? It should have stopped long ago! Besides, in front of the police, why did the villain killers of 666 soften when they came to the protagonist? So, wouldn't the protagonist be able to pick up a hundred cops with a baseball bat? ! Also, the police don't wear a single handcuff to the villain, why do they rush around with a group of people to raise their guns when they meet a good person? !
All in all, this movie is full of weird, brain-damaging atmosphere. However, the special effects and fighting are still quite exciting, I recommend everyone to watch it!
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