Just like crap

Alessia 2022-04-21 09:02:25

Text/Dream Poetry and Book

Diaosi's Counterattack to Become a Special Agent is not impossible to be a wonderful comedy action movie like "Ace Agent", but the so-called "Dormant Agent" setting of "Waste Agent" was difficult to attract attention from the beginning, and As it unfolds, the humor of love is not only blunt and rigid, but also the bloody violence is unbelievably amazing, just as mediocre as waste wood.


Whether the spy film can be introduced into the game, the plot is undoubtedly the most critical reason. Although "Bad Agent" imitates "The Bourne" in content and has indeed forged its own movie style, no matter whether it is used as a test product The agent, or the blackening of the CIA, pretends to play a different trick, but in fact it is only abrupt and even unfolded in various ways. Without a foundation, it is impossible to support the compactness that a spy film needs. The atmosphere is far-fetched, and at the same time, there is only the embarrassment that this random story cannot be included in the play and the dog blood that can't bear to look directly like a farce. The complete failure of the plot is the biggest criticism of this work.


From the perspective of the finished film, this film hopes to combine American comic humor and love, but the American comic humor that can be unbearable on the one hand is faulty in the film, and the blunt absurdity is not enough as a comedy. , On the other hand, the love scene between the two people, except for the comparison between the tree and the car, has some new surprises, the whole movie's portrayal of love is extremely bad, and the lack of character foreshadowing makes the love between the two only reduced to a running account to increase the drama. A beautiful conjecture with a happy ending.


The use of violence and blood is already an expression of film aesthetics. For example, the use of Quentin-like ghosts in "Kill Bill" is even more brilliant, but in "Abandoned Agent", although this method can also be described as fast. It was fierce, but it failed to really serve the plot. In the context of being limited to a small town, many fights that were not clean at all followed, which actually made the plot of the movie even more chaotic, although the last supermarket battle finally It's a small success, but in order to promote the deliberate nature of violence, it's like a low-level game.


At the end of the movie, it seems that he still wants to make a sequel, but it is hard to imagine how embarrassing this useless work will be when watching Jesse Eisenberg pretending to be in broken Chinese.

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  • Colleen 2021-12-20 08:01:06

    "Sorry, I don't know dei, I can speak Chinese" hahahahahaha

  • Osbaldo 2022-04-21 09:02:25

    ...popcorn chips, just look at it.

American Ultra quotes

  • Mike Howell: Yo, Phoebe, where are we going?

    Phoebe: We are leaving. We are getting the fuck out of town!

    Mike Howell: No, I can't leave town. You know that.

    Phoebe: Well, you didn't have people trying to kill you before, I was thinking maybe that could motivate us here.

    Mike Howell: Okay, fine, so where do you want to go?

    Phoebe: Oh fuck, I don't know!

    Mike Howell: Alright listen. We'll take my car and we'll go to Rose's house, okay?

    Phoebe: What? You want to get high right now? Mike?

    Mike Howell: No! I don't want to get high. Rose has like guns and shit, okay. He can help us hide out and I'm still in handcuff.

    Phoebe: Okay, you are not in any position to be making the plan right now.

    Mike Howell: Really? Well, who is? The cops are all dead.

    Phoebe: The guy in the thing. In the cell thing, doesn't see the gun, You don't point at it and go, gun!

    Mike Howell: Okay, no I recognize that now as, like, a faux pas. I'm sorry.

    Phoebe: And if someone who's trying to kill you goes "wait!" You don't go, oh what do you want to talk about?

    Mike Howell: Okay! You're right. I'm sorry. Please just don't yell at me, okay?

  • Sheriff Watts: How many times have you been in this station, Mike? Since you were 22? Your probation officer must be the Michael Jordan of bullshitters because I've never seen you gone more than a couple of hours. Mike, tell me you didn't kill these people.

    Phoebe: They attacked him. He was defending himself.

    Sheriff Watts: Excuse me?

    Phoebe: What was he supposed to do?

    Sheriff Watts: You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?

    Mike Howell: It was just a thing. It was just a thing that happened. I didn't mean to.

    Sheriff Watts: You didn't mean to? Two men are dead, Mike. There's no walking away this time.