Douban's first film review was actually spit noise because I was on the pirate ship

Anibal 2022-04-20 09:01:43

Originally, I just used his computer to surf the Internet in my father's room. He put a disc to watch it, and I followed it.
I'm too on the pirate ship, I don't watch many thrillers and don't dare to give points.
It's really frightening that Americans are so disgusting! What the hell!
I have endured the bloody skeleton, I have never seen it, and the leg is bitten into a blood bone man who is still screaming and talking.
When two people supported a wounded man, it was interrupted! ! ! What is this! ! !
The fish came out of the mouth of the human being, and your horse bit it directly from the stomach to the head and then came out of the mouth! ! ! !
I'm watching it at home! What should I do with the 3D...
The screen is full of blood, fish, bones... The eyeballs are directly cut out, I rely on it!
Bite your hair and drag people into the water! I want to cut my hair short...
and finally told me that these are all juvenile fish... their parents haven't appeared yet... It
's like Godzilla told me that the big ones haven't come out yet after filming for a long time. This is a prequel!
I watched a movie about a rat disaster before and I had a shadow on the toilet...now I have a big shadow on the beach! ! ! Summer doesn't go away! ! I just took a shower and felt like a fish was about to come out of the water...

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Piranha 3D quotes

  • Brett: [to Jake] Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.

    [splashes Jake with his slurpee]

  • Zane Forester: [to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?