Alexandre Aja, who specialises in horror films for a living, is a badly funny director - and that's the only thing I like about him over the past few years. What makes people wonder is whether this kind of bad taste should be attributed to "natural stupidity" or "black belly".
At the premiere in Paris today, the audience gave this compatriot a warm applause. The unshaven director, with half a pair of curly jeans dragging on the ground, made a concise and powerful speech: First, thank you for being so enthusiastic, because this film is really simple to make ( A certain inner os: It depends on what you take as the standard, if it is a film you made before...), second, the hardest and most time-consuming part of making this film is 3D and special effects (a chest shot: compared to those Recently, there have been a lot of movies that you can see better without glasses than with glasses. The 3D effect of this one is very good.) Third, in fact, I am most proud of casting...
Then the bottom boiled.
The movie's int-12, so the trailer is very subtle - the focus is really still on the piranhas. So I guess those boiling audiences came to join in after watching the movie "playing meat" on websites like u2be.
Then the director spends more than half of his speech time describing his casting... This must be the most important casting in the history of
horror films. In general, the heroine of a horror film is responsible for two things: running and screaming. The male protagonist is a little more responsible: run with the heroine and yell with the heroine.
But this idea doesn't have the fun movie "The Big Monster" that can make more editions than Godzilla - basically every ten years - the focus is all on the heroine, the poster It is very clear from the above: shipwrecks, beautiful girls, blood
is all kinds of milk, all kinds of shaking, and then all kinds of eating.
Director AA is worthy of his initials. It seems that he is much better at shooting this kind of shaking than eating all kinds of food, especially the "mermaid" part (this is also the casting staff who was highlighted before the film and won warm applause. ), it really makes people sigh with regret for his talent - if he changed his career to make adult films, he would not be a generation of wet people (why did I suddenly think of the A version of "Ghosts and Ghosts").
In the midst of these shakes and eaten nipples, the director lived up to the evil image he had established in his mind, adding a lot of jokes about the top and bottom, making this B-level horror film a "recent" The most disgusting comedy I've seen in years."
I'll say one last thing, this movie is rated int-12, which means that a 13 kid can sit next to you and eat popcorn while facing the splattered blood and the broken limbs. Lol, so if you're expecting a horror movie where everyone in the audience jumps two centimeters from their seats in unison... it's definitely not this one.
But if you want to lose weight, or simply want to see all kinds of milk being eaten in various ways after being shaken, it is highly recommended.
Remember that a certain man once said that a good movie should follow the "Taiwan girl" standard:
"A sister, come and dance with me, brother" --> "one night in Kenting (or any other place where you can shake your breasts) I leave a lot of love" --> "Everyone sees me and shouts yes sir to me" --> "Where are you going to shoot the arrow of Eros" --> "Put your hand in the air and lift your clothes up , throw all the bras up"
so I think for male audiences, this should be a good movie. Just the mermaid turning over and over on the bottom of the sea is worth the ticket price.
AA, you are actually a natural fool.
PS: You can go out in a leisurely manner while watching this movie. Basically, whether you have anything in the first 20 minutes will not affect the viewing at all. Due to the problem with the 3D glasses I got, I ran in and out a few times to change the glasses, and when I got back to my seat, I found that I could watch the show without the need for a continuous play.
PSS: You can't care about the plot logic of this kind of film. Even I gave up this kind of thing... The marine police don't need to call "there is a shark", even if it is called "there is Godzilla", or "there is a biological weapon just now" Leaked into this watershed", or even "Aliens invaded the earth from this lake" or "2012 is coming early", those idiots will jump ashore immediately. But the marine police are only willing to call "emergency, please go ashore immediately", how to say it, to use a bad street-although I don't appreciate this unnecessary stupidity, but we should also defend the stupid rights of others.
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