very bloody educational film

Alexander 2022-04-19 09:02:00

Not sure how to start the first review.
However, if this is a horror film, it is better to call it a bloody educational film.
In front of it is a lively beach, bright sunshine, and crazy college students, all enjoying a paradise without teachers, homework and parents.
There are these different people on this coast who are
a bit naughty but still belong to good children -> the protagonist, his girlfriend, and his younger siblings
so they all survived without any scars, just because of their naughty, so they were fished frightened.
Naughty slutty and disobedient -> the group of exposed people who jumped into the water after hearing the cops let them back to the shore
were bitten or killed, most of them were missing a bit of meat, let her come back later Can't show up either.
Belonging to the bad boy -> the one who bullied the protagonist at first and then wanted to escape by himself
was dragged into the water by everyone and died, and even the body was gone. .
Then it belongs to the bad guys -> the two girls who made porn films were
killed by fish, because one of them was a little kind, so let her live a little longer, but she still had to die
the worst -> the one who made porn films
Houhai didn't die immediately after the director was bitten, poor *brother* was eaten and vomited, and finally was thrown down as fish food.
This is teaching us to be good children. . The good kids are in the classes reported by their parents during the holidays. How can they have time to go to the beach to play and expose themselves?
So I would like to thank our parents for tiring us for our safety. After all, we cannot have both, and life safety is more important.
Of course, there are also good people who died for
the heroism of all American movies, so
the last one left to die is the director's cannon fodder for the bottom of the next movie. . .

However, it was really bloody, and the appearance of dying was not boring at all, there were all kinds of things. Plasma is everywhere, not stingy at all.
If you just watch it for the blood, this movie is not bad, but the plot and everything are floating clouds. . . .
However, the only regret is that the effect of 3D is not particularly obvious. If you feel 2D, the effect can be similar.
PS bloody movies are always pornographic, so don't watch them with your parents, it's embarrassing!

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Piranha 3D quotes

  • Brett: [to Jake] Hey, ass wipe. Cool shirt.

    [splashes Jake with his slurpee]

  • Zane Forester: [to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or something?