The film review I wrote in 11 years, it is very interesting to turn it out today, I remember the nausea at the beginning

Sofia 2022-04-19 09:02:07

Do you want to make a poignant love story to rival Titanic? Want to make a terrifying disaster film over "2012"? Want to make a new and innovative savior film to make the imitation of the filmmakers change from "007" ("The Matrix") to you? Want to make a sci-fi movie with exquisite special effects, huge scenes, and sighs, compared to all the special effects movies? In the end, all 4 ideas have their shortcomings, but you want to have the advantages of each. Do you want to combine everything and make a whole new type of movie? Haha, finally. The poignant beauty of the love story is not from beginning to end, there is no foundation, there is no contrast, only the thunder beasts of the Zerg in "StarCraft 2"? Corrupted King Insect? puppy? Protecting each other under attack reflects the greatness of love? Even so, the theme is obvious. According to this line of thinking, it is barely possible to continue watching. But what's the point of Kerry in it? Bring us a rich life? To envy us? The rich man invited the male protagonist to join his company? Doubt, what is the main character doing? Why is a person so respected and admired by this person? Also dig him into his own company. The male protagonist also politely refused, and I think this male protagonist is a low-key genius, and the plot will develop according to it. ... in hindsight, this is a complete waste of time. How does this relate directly to previous love? Even if it shows that both parties are not moved by money, they still love each other, showing a little emotion that is rare now. Okay, then, what is Huang Jiguang's behavior of the security guard? Heighten the atmosphere? Warm up the audience's tears first? Then, the confrontation of human beings is also to set off the atmosphere? Showing the beautiful love in adversity? Then again is the only place I feel refreshed: the man's pregnant girlfriend is entangled by the monster, the man who was controlled just now has not fully awakened, and he is full of anger, punching and smashing the "king bug".. It looks really cool. But ah ah ah what did he show? It is roughly the ultimate expression of a man's love for a woman. A little taste of love. But there is also a doomsday line in the film. Do you have to criticize a man whose fists are hundreds of stories high and cannot kill even an atomic bomb, and then save the world and live happily with women? Impossible, or rely on human armies to save? According to this line of thinking, it is completely impossible to continue, and there is no way to explain it. Explain that its theme is not love. In the film, it is repeatedly shown that when people are faced with monsters and despair, the support of aircraft cannons brings hope and saves them. It is a bit like the pessimistic disaster after "2012" to encourage people to live a good life. But the time when hope appeared was nearing its end, and it was impossible to express it. Want to continue in the sequel? Come on, after so long, a movie without a theme can't make a second film at the box office. It is possible that these are foils to the theme of the film. I thought about it, there is also a heroic Huang Jiguang in the film. The character is the security guard of the person in charge... Small characters are impossible... Also, in addition to the boring battle scenes and the old-fashioned love in the film, there is a suspense that has not been explained

——The rich man invited the male protagonist to join his company? Doubt, what is the main character doing? Why is a person so respected and admired by this person? Also dig him into his own company. The male protagonist also politely refused, and I think this male protagonist is a low-key genius, and the plot will develop according to it. ... in hindsight, this is a complete waste of time. I thought about it, where is the theme? It is impossible to lead a new film revolution with a film without even a theme. Be patient until the end, men and women are sucked into the belly of the big monster, the big monster sucks the brains of the sucked people, and uses these brains to make soldiers. After sucking the brains of men to make soldiers, the men are not controlled. .. Instead, he used his brain to control the monster... After discovering that his wife was entangled by the monster, he jumped to save her, is this the explanation for everything? There is no topic, no content, and an explanation for nothing in front of you? How to explain it? It should be that the man saved his wife after controlling the body of the little monster, and then went to save other people, and then the savior? Birth? ? ? Wow, it's over... Like "Inception", it's over with suspense. Oh, the whole film, including "007" ("The Matrix"), "Titanic", "2012", "Huang Jiguang" and "Inception" (the structure of the film: flashbacks and suspense... Although This suspense is a tip of the iceberg of the whole ending...) And "StarCraft 2"... What else, I may not describe enough, but I hope you don't go to discover... Because to discover You have to watch it, it's a complete waste of time... In the end, the whole movie is a rubbish with no theme, no coherent plot, and a lot of talk. You fucking producer, are you broken up and want to comfort yourself by making a movie with "Titanic" in it? After thinking about it, it is too small to comfort yourself, and then go to comfort others. Then, you are still a little sensible and know that not everyone is as broken as you are, but what should you do if you want to comfort them? If you want to take a break and scratch your head (or jump like a happy sheep), you will find a way later. The prophecy of the end of the world recently is very scaring people. There will be an end of the world to scare people, and another person will come out to save mankind. Encourage and encourage people to love life, be positive, and look ahead to life. But it is a bit suspected of plagiarizing "The Matrix". You must know how many plagiarized versions of "The Matrix" exist. Then there are other mixed things, the background is the same as the end of the world in "2012", what caused it? It can't be natural, like the slightly disgusting Zerg (I don't think so) in "StarCraft 2" that you discovered when you were playing games a while ago because of a broken love. Who beat whom? It is your best TvZ (humans fight against the Zerg) Well, with the general background of the story, and a little more clues, let's point to "Titanic". If you have clues and the content is not enough, let's add some stories about the Chinese hero Huang Jiguang that your mother told you when you were a child. Um. In the end, there is the savior. In order not to call the "Inception" flashback like "The Matrix", there is also a final suspense: I don't know how the world is going, so let the audience appear after watching "Inception". Unfulfilled feeling. Not bad. The savior is the man who overcomes everything to protect his girlfriend, love her and care for her. In the end, we can't get together too smoothly, like "Andersen's Fairy Tales", after all, this movie is mostly aimed at non-children. Then change to an ugly and not trashy appearance and love her... but the love between the two parties will not diminish. Trash movie.

No center, no subject, no content, a lot of rubbish.

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