After a while, "Extreme Agent 1" was released in 2002, but for me, that was the beginning of a cultural break, so that in 2008, when I saw "Extreme Agent 1" for the first time, I felt at that time. Yes, wow, it's so pretty! Better than Jackie Chan and Jet Li! After a search, there is also "Extreme 2", wow, it's so beautiful! Better than Jackie Chan and Jet Li! As for why the file was discontinued, it is inconvenient to elaborate. In short, from 2002 to 2008, my cultural life was basically a vacuum. Let me give an example of exposing my age: in 08, I thought Jay Chou's more popular song was "William Castle"...
Continue to talk about my apprehension, I am quite worried that "Extreme 3" will fail.
I don't know what's wrong, but I have been having headaches during the viewing process. It may have been blown by a gust of wind before entering the theater. The early spring breeze in Beijing is still very cool. With a headache, I watched the whole movie, of course, along with my embarrassment.
Yes, embarrassing.
If I could be embarrassed for the director and writer, I think I did. In other words, the entire creative team, like practitioners in the service industry in the current economic downturn, is so weak in speech and behavior that the editor is too lazy to make it up for you.
At the beginning, no matter where he goes, Uncle Musser, who looks like an official face (in other words, this guy is getting fat, the world is getting fat?) tremblingly took a chopstick and ate beef noodles and fooled Neymar to join him to save the world, suddenly Just two robbers. Well, I'm too lazy to change the routine. I'm still here to rob the two bandits, but Neymar is more cooperative. It happened that there was a prop for him to shoot in the air, and he shot the bandit. The extreme agent, and then continued to show a mysterious idiot smile, was caught in the palm of Zhou Xingchi who fell from the sky, oh no, it was a big fireball, I was bored there and hung up.
Anyway, it's not the first time he faked his death, and he's too lazy to make it up, so the plot has to continue.
Then there was a meeting of a group of people who looked like dogs and said that there is a big killer that can control the world. It's too awesome. Everyone said it happily. , Papa Papa, it must be a disaster, otherwise, how would Boss Fan appear?
Boss Fan came out and helped the people in the village repair the cable TV. After he was busy, he had to go home to do his homework, which made him feel distressed. Then came the stalk of the test, a bag of fake bombs, a bunch of soldiers with their faces blocked, Boss Fan said that I am too old, can't we change such an obvious test? I thought to myself, if it were me, suddenly there would be such a bunch of people, I would think it was fake, and it would be hard for Boss Fan to say so many reasons for being a gangster. It reminded me of our national quintessence Peking Opera, obviously bad people. After they all came out, the protagonist still babbles and sings for a long time, and pretends not to see the bad guys. Relatively speaking, I prefer the "Extreme 1" test, which is when I learned the reason why restaurant waiters don't wear high heels. It doesn't matter, where did this go?
In "Extreme 2", in order to ease the embarrassment of changing the leading role, Uncle Miao said that Mr. Fan had died. Now what? It was embarrassing to think about Boss Fan again. However, a good mature woman has come to round up the field. In order to invite Boss Fan to come out, he still has to play the emotional card, and Boss Fan has also come out of the mountain. By the way, in the big plane left by Uncle Miao, in front of a good mature woman, I threw away some garbage soy sauce, and slept with a group of young ladies and sisters who ate hard but not soft (it's really hard to translate the subtitles), and it started. Team up.
There is a sniper girl who likes to do good deeds without leaving her name, a two-knife driver who doesn't know if it's really stupid or not, and a little fresh meat. I'm too embarrassed to say about his skills, really.
His skills actually turned the audience around!
This kind of thing should be left to Yu Qian, or Yue Yunpeng!
Moreover, I didn't see how hi, Sanlitun randomly found a cameo to play a job that a DJ could do, why did Wu Xianrou get dried out? Well, it can only be said that the director gave him some mystery in this skill.
The team has also been formed, and the Fan family is going to challenge the Ip Man team.
I won't talk about this stupid guy on the boat, at least he contributed a stalk of "Cage let me stay on the boat". The Ye Wen version of the Peace Hotel, known as the paradise of criminals, doesn't even arrange for a patrol, so this girl hangs herself on a tree like a bacon and carries a big gun. Who wants to aim at whom? In order to allow the Fan family to complete the task, the director had to lower the IQ of Ip Man's team, basically to the level of a warm water bag, and the IQ of the flashlights was higher than theirs.
Well, the plot continued to flow. First, three people drank and threw grenades after a sip. They didn't see how thrilling this place was, and suddenly another group of people came and got off the special helicopter. I have to say that Ip Man's team has done a really good job of security, and the Peace Hotel has built a public toilet, so you can come and go as you want.
Then they started to fight, ping ping pong pong, banging, Ye Wen ran off on a motorcycle, and Boss Fan chased him into the sea. What, it suddenly lights up? Cough, Boss Fan's temper, it doesn't matter what the sun is, it's the plot that matters.
The big killer was carried in his hand like a German sound radio, and then smashed with one shot. It must be fake, and the story continues. Finally locked in the real location of the target, everyone drove the car to find it, so it was a thrill, I thought the car would eventually crash into the building and then people jumped out of the broken front windshield, which was very urgent. Woolen cloth?
Traffic jams, times! It's like the North Great Ring at 9:30!
The road was blocked, and both groups were blocked.
Embarrassed? The two groups of people were murderous, but the road was blocked, with big eyes and small eyes.
Saying hello, inappropriate,
not saying hello, inappropriate.
I can't wait to find a hole to drill.
This setting is too down-to-earth!
Well, just when I was wondering if they would jump on a paragraph like the beginning of "La La Land", it finally started! And it was "measure the opponent, catch and fight", so Boss Fan and Ye Wen started to race, but this time there was no motorcycle.
Inexplicably thought of Tom and Jerry.
Jumping around on top of the big car, I was like, why didn't Mao put a bunch of gold coins in their path?
From the outside, the building seems to be heavily guarded. After the two of them entered the building one after another, my breathing became quicker. Could it be that the big action scene where the sword, light, sword, shadow and flesh are flying is finally here? Well, I'm embarrassed again. A CIA director, a bureau-level cadre, is doing things that destroy the world, so can't he send a few more people to protect himself? Hire some young and dangerous boys as security guards temporarily, okay? It doesn't cost a lot of money for a dragon set! I asked a little brother with only twelve bullets to guard the door. When Ye Wen stretched out his hand, he would beep, and when he reached out, he would beep. I played this game with my classmates when I was in elementary school. I grew up.
To deal with such a boss, use two of the world's top agents? I can do this on the way to work with two real estate agents, without delaying the sale of the house.
I finally saw the big boss. The big boss didn't look like a big boss, and he couldn't say anything earth-shattering. He was a little absent-minded, and he talked a lot, chattering and waiting for bullets to burst his head.
I was so embarrassed that I couldn't be more embarrassed.
Finally, the bad guy was killed, it's time for a big reunion to jump out and sing congratulations on your fortune.
No, I look at the time, it hasn't come yet, oh, the plot has to be reversed.
Sure enough, a good mature woman turned into a bad mature woman, leaving two mines on the plane, waiting to explode.
Keep hitting.
Fan Wen group played on the plane, and the younger club played on the ground.
To tell the truth, when Fat Cooper appeared, I was still a little excited. The male protagonist of "Extreme 2" pouted. I like his face that everyone owes him two hundred bucks. So when he said the lines that the extreme agents supported each other, he still felt quite burning.
Of course, if the director doesn't continue to embarrass you, you underestimate him.
On the plane, let's not talk about the weightlessness, the time of the fall, the chaotic editing, these,
these are not a problem, anyway, the director is happy.
It's just that the bad mature woman was pulled down by a parachute for Mao? The director was reluctant to move his mind at all. I seemed to see him casually telling him not to push himself too hard when he saw the screenwriter racking his brains to arrange the last scene to kill the bad guy and the mature woman, and go out to eat skewers!
In fact, there are only three things. There are some remarkable things in "Special 1" and "Special 2", such as the coherent scene of skydiving on the bridge, such as the scene setting of the train falling into the river, such as the group as long as there are wheels. The cute thieves who can steal it, in "Special 3", I have not seen such a good thing. Instead, they cooked some cold rice. Maybe they thought that everyone would always like the meme of driving the boat to land. In any case, the fat boss Fan is almost middle-aged, and Brother Ye Wen is also a person who is approaching 60 years old. According to the Chinese custom, he is going to have a long life. In the passage of time, there are always some inadvertent things, a scene, a place name, a song, a movie, or a name, they carry some memories that belong to you, so that when you are looking for memories, you will not Empty. Therefore, I am still willing to praise such a movie. After all, he gave me the opportunity to go to the theater to make up for the ticket money owed for the first two episodes, and also let me see what happened to the former extreme agents, and the former extreme agents. I.
After all, movies are for dreams, and memories are dreams.
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