Dishonored Agent

Imelda 2022-04-20 09:01:44

- The title of a movie where a Chinese bun eating buns was inexplicably killed by a satellite that fell from the sky obviously indicates that this time the movie ticket money is in vain again

- Subsequent episodes have repeatedly hit new heights

- A group of high-ranking CIA officials is leading a meeting in the building is a very ugly big mom

- A group of bad guys suddenly broke into the lead Donnie Yen and fell directly from the glass window on the roof. A set of close-fitting bunt Chinese kung fu or Ip Man's way to knock down a group of armed men and grabbed a box and under him an Indian beauty who played with guns Silly big black thick man jumped up and down, a yellow-haired monkey, and ran easily under the cover

- Ugly aunt found a group of helpers, and Lao Fan, who was leading the way, was obviously fat. Her once proud breasts had sagging, and her abs had turned into fat. It was buckled on her stomach like a pot lid and she played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without makeup. The figure and spirit of the year have disappeared, only a simple and honest smile like a peasant man is left, a few subordinates have a game, a wonderful woman, and a woman who plays with guns. This is not beautiful, but she can use rope to tie herself into a Japanese actress. On the tree, you made your debut in porn, right? There is also an uncle with a shaggy beard and a dirty beard. His specialty is that he can crash a car. The last one is not to mention his specialty is that he can make the night scene hilarious, but the actor selection is really good. Wu Yifan is just competent. Such a role that does not require any acting skills

- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles swaggered to the ground of the Ip Man team and looked at each other for a while, and then they started to fight. Suddenly, a regular army descended from the sky and wanted to destroy the two teams together, so they ran away from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The team took the box and took away the beautiful Indian gunman.

- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles team happily took the box to meet Ugly Aunt, and suddenly found that this box was useless and the useful one was another box, so when they were looking for another box, the two teams started chasing and fighting again. All of a sudden, we stopped fighting and started to talk. The more we talked, the closer we became

- However, when I went to make a trade, I found that another box was useless and there were countless boxes.

- What's even more devastating is that the ugly aunt suddenly revealed her true identity and said that she was the mastermind behind the scenes, and she had to kill the two teams, so the two teams united once again to find out the mastermind and win the final victory.

- This is the agent version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, isn't it? Are these pieces of material too embarrassing to call them agents? The secret service team can call the seniors as secret agents.

- Not to mention the details, in short, the hero never dies, jumps down from several floors and doesn't die, shoots and hacks to death, falls from the plane and doesn't die, not only does he die, but he has to hold the beauty back in the end

- Seriously doubt which Chinese native turtle is this big guy watching other people make movies to make money You can get a lot of votes

- I'm really curious about what kind of director and screenwriter can cook a bowl of cold rice that is not very good. I checked the Internet and found that there is no decent work. The director is just like this movie. did not find

I didn't plan to watch such a movie with such a low rating. I couldn't stand my friend's recommendation. I was about to question my friend's taste. Suddenly, I remembered a gay man who was in love. I'm afraid the movie would be too good to watch after two hours on the credits.

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xXx: Return of Xander Cage quotes

  • Xander Cage: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?

    Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.

  • Jane Marke: Agent Clearidge worked closely with Gibbons. She'll handle support for the operation.

    Becky Clearidge: And I bet a guy like you needs a lot of support. What are you? Like 220? 230? Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.

    Xander Cage: Oh, come on.

    Becky Clearidge: I'm kidding. It's not like I have a safe word, or anything. It's "kumquat." Never really think about it. Kumquat.