Dishonored Agent

Cordie 2022-04-20 09:01:44

- The title of a movie where a Chinese restaurant eats buns and is inexplicably killed by a satellite that falls from the sky obviously indicates that this time the movie ticket money is in vain again
- The plot after that has repeatedly hit new heights
- 1 The senior officials of the CIA had a meeting in the building, and the leader was a very ugly aunt
- a group of bad guys suddenly broke into the leader, Donnie Yen, who fell directly through the glass window on the roof, a set of close-fitting bunt Chinese kung fu, or Ip Wen's way to defeat the crowd The armed men snatched a box and ran off under the cover of an Indian beauty playing with a gun, a silly big black thick man, and a yellow-haired grand monkey jumping up and down
- Ugly aunt got a group of helpers to lead the way Lao Fan is obviously blessed. His once proud chest has drooped and his abdominal muscles have turned into fat. It is buckled on his stomach like a pot lid and plays the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without makeup. The simple and honest smile of a peasant man, a few subordinates, a bizarre girl, and a woman who plays with guns. This is not beautiful, but she can use rope to tie herself into a Japanese actress and tie it to a tree. You made your debut in pornography, right? There is an uncle with a shaggy beard and a dirty beard. His speciality is that he can crash a car. The last one is not to mention his speciality is that he can make the night scene hilarious, but the actor selection is really good. Wu Yifan is just qualified for such a role that does not require any acting skills
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The team swaggered to the field of the Ye Man team and looked at each other for a while, and then they started to fight. When they were really happy, a team of regular troops suddenly fell from the sky and wanted to destroy both teams of men and horses together, so they ran away and took it away. After getting the box, the beautiful Indian gunman was kidnapped by the way
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles took the box with great joy and found the ugly aunt to cross it. Suddenly they found that the box was useless. The useful thing was another box, so when they were looking for another box, the two teams They started chasing and fighting again, but they suddenly stopped fighting, and they started chatting, and the more they talked, the more they almost turned enemies into friends. Then the two teams united as one, and finally found out the culprit behind the scenes and got another box-
but go When I crossed the line, I found that another box was useless. There were countless boxes.
- What's even more devastating is that the ugly aunt suddenly revealed her true identity and said that she was the mastermind behind the scenes, and she had to kill two groups of people, so the two teams united once again to find out the mastermind and win the final victory-
Is this the agent version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Don't you want to call them agents? Uncle Colin, that's Agent Craig, that's Agent Brosnan, that's Agent S.H.I.E.L.D., that's Agent S.H.I.E.L.D.
- Not to mention the details, in short, a hero never dies, jumps down from several floors and never kills a gun, a knife, a knife and a knife, and falls off a plane
. Make money from movies, save chicken feathers, gather dusters, set up a grass-stage team to make money and smash two popular 2B stars, and then gather a bunch of gangsters who have been out of touch. You can make a lot of money by hanging out for two hours together
- I'm really curious what kind of director And the screenwriter was able to fry a bowl of cold rice that was not good in the first place. I looked it up on the Internet and it turned out that there is no decent work. The director is just like this movie, and the screenwriter can't even find a photo
- I didn't plan to watch it. Such a low-rated film can't be recommended by a friend. I was about to question my friend's taste. Suddenly I remembered a gay man who was in love. I'm afraid that the movie would be too good to watch after two hours on the credits.

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Extended Reading
  • Jackie 2022-03-22 09:01:57

    The collection of male protagonists in the first and second episodes, repeatedly emphasizing that the extreme agents help each other, should be able to summarize the entire series. But the story is too bad, just after watching the bluffing scenes, I have no memory. What is more worthy of admiration is the addition of several female characters, which are very dashing - Ruby Rose, who can bend some people, Nina Dobrev, and the beautiful and dashing Indian female agent are all excellent, and it saves the film a little bit.

  • Luciano 2021-12-17 08:01:04

    Spy films are the most advanced genre films, and each series of films perform their duties, XXX is enough to burn. The combination of extreme sports and the environment is very good, serving the action design. Van Diesel is simply the John Wayne of the new century. By the way, Samuel Jackson played the same role as him in Captain America 3.

xXx: Return of Xander Cage quotes

  • Xiang: I'm in this hospital bed. I'm barely conscious. Delirious. Drowning in my own blood. And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day. Today's the day you die."

    Xander Cage: I'm touched.

    Xiang: Then a man comes along, tells me a story about a drought in California. About skateboards and swimming pools. About a man named Xander Cage.

    Adele Wolff: [on ear-piece] Oh, shit. He's Triple-X.

    Xander Cage: I heard he was dead.

    Serena Unger: Is he?

    Xiang: We are all Triple-X. We just have different agendas. She wants to destroy it. I'm gonna use it. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the NSA.

  • Paul Donovan: Yo, asshole. We gonna have a problem?

    Xander Cage: Oh, no problem. How was your trip? I'm just doing the math.

    Paul Donovan: Oh, yeah? What math?

    Xander Cage: Air velocity divided by distance. So, when I stuff you down the toilet, search and rescue will know where to find you between China and North Korea.

    Paul Donovan: Keep talking, little man.

    Xander Cage: Hold that thought, G.I. Joe.