Have you been dancing for a long time? It only started yesterday afternoon. I know, I'm already jumping 40 meters, and I'm learning fast. How old are you? 22 years old. In Norway, ski jumping started at the age of six. Six years old, or younger. No, you are a little late, Mr. Britain. Well, I still have a lot to think about, so I'll say goodbye. Well, British idiots. I bet he fell to his death before this week. Are you the mysterious elf who destroyed my ramp? Are you the only one without a hoe? Did you know that if you want to ski jump, you should start training at the age of five or six? The Norwegians have already told me, did they tell you that you look funny in this outfit? At least I'm wearing a ski suit. Here's my ski suit, man, maybe you should wear one too. Drinking is not for me. Ski jumping isn't for you either. If I want to know how to shovel snow drunk, I'll come to you. Don't even think about the 70-meter platform, I don't want you to collect your body after you break your neck. Whatever you do, how will you know if you don't try. Get off my ramp. Becoming an Olympian has been my goal for as long as I can remember. During training, I only drink milk, calcium supplement, to make bones stronger. Look at these ghosts, what are they, they want to turn everyone into machines, they don't understand the paradox of skiing, it's not just sports, it's an art, it needs to be experienced, bro, first of all You have to let your mind fly, as if you want to fly, yes, the feeling of flying. What is the ski paradox? What's the most basic for any jump? Take off. Very good, very good, the paradox here is that when you jump up, people also lean down, which is unnatural because people are down after you take off, right? Your body has to lean forward to give you the strength to support you, like a bird's wing, come on, man, be that wing. That's right, then the skis are lifted up, the legs are stretched back, the body is leaning forward, and the whole person is falling down at 70 miles per hour, taking off, reaching back, leaning forward. After you fell in love with the sport, it all started with this little baby, this 15-meter-tall naughty little naughty, you managed to land successfully because it made you fascinated by the sport, otherwise you wouldn't want to try it, 40-meter platform , if you accidentally fall, you will have a blue nose and a swollen face. I don’t need to explain it too much; 70-meter platform, you will break your bones, and you are lucky if you can walk again; 90-meter platform, goddess level, if it is in the western wasteland, They'll even prepare a coffin for you before you jump on the platform; don't forget what I said, boy. The conversation is over, now for the demonstration. Any suggestions? Don't fall to your death. OK. Pierry is the most talented ski jumper I've ever taught, but he's also the most let down, he could have Being my most proud champion apprentice, but his energy is not always on skiing, he simply does not understand that the most important thing for a real Olympian is not having great talent and skills, but whatever happens Don't give up on anything. The only thing you can do is to play your best, even if the current result is a failure. Let's be honest, you've done the hardest step, which is having the guts to jump, you know? Most people just take one look and never try it for the rest of their lives. Before I start, let me ask you, who is your favorite female movie star? Seriously? Yes. Boudelle. very good. Every time you jump from here, I want you to feel like having sex with beautiful Boudelle, okay? Okay. It's like foreplay at the beginning. After you go in and explore, you slowly find the pattern, and then the moment you take off is your coolest moment, understand? The same facial expression, the same muscle tension, and the same pleasure after release, if you do it right, of course, when you have sex, there is only one way to make sure you do it right, you know? Yes, do you fall asleep by yourself? put her to sleep? Well, you see. Everyone urges you to think of every jump as the last of your life, but we all think it's pretty simple. I know that feeling. This British guy is stupid, he must be dead, haha. These companies will only spend money on capable athletes who strive for excellence and victory. I've been kicked out by various teams every time before, and now I finally have a chance to prove myself. You never take ski jumping seriously because you never take yourself seriously. Or don't do it, just do it. Don't take this as a moment of glory, please, they'll look down on you. A person who is not too close, prefers to speak with his grades. He may not be able to soar like an eagle, but he looks like a man. The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not victory, but participation, and the important thing is not triumph, but struggle. A person cannot be taller than a mountain. Buddy, go all out. Ski jumping is the only thing that matters, and if I don't jump, I'll just drink and go to bed and waste my time. Although I won the gold medal, I didn't play well. If I did my best, I would be happier even if I lost my name. Do you think I'm putting on airs? No, no, no, you and I are like one o'clock and eleven o'clock, we're closer to each other than to everyone else, winning, losing, these are all things that nobody needs to think about, like us People, we jumped to release ourselves. We are the only two people who may make history today. If we fail to do our best under the watchful eyes of the whole world, we will be very sad and regret it for a lifetime. Some have broken world records, some have set many personal records, and some have soared like eagles. The real challenge begins now.
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