e1:
"As early as two years ago, I took the lacrimal gland to the organ bank and sold it for money."
e2:
"The only joy in breaking up with a man is telling him you're a million times better off than you were with him when you return his stuff."
e3:
"One day, you will learn to cry to your heart."
e5:
"Listen, who isn't poor in their twenties, everyone has something to escape. You choose to hide in the freezer, I choose to turn a blind eye and use alcohol to paralyze."
"I'm afraid to see him, max" "Why? He's the one who disconnected." "I dare not see him because I'm a waitress. Last time he saw me I was a billionaire living in a mansion Rich man, now I'm just a waitress hiding in the cold room." "So you're lying on your trust fund all day doing nothing and even letting someone else clean the toilet for you to hold your head up? But now Do you feel like you can't keep your head up while you're on your own? Who cares what he thinks? He's just a hooligan who pays a hundred bucks to dance with horses. He's the idiot, not you."
e6:
"The current life is not what I want. That piece of four cents is like a wake-up call. If you wake me up, your life will be low. If you let it go. Yes, I was hit by life, but now is the time to fight back, I Take control of life." "Yes, life throws me an ill-fitting uniform, but with my imagination, I can change it to the one that best shows my body." "If you write a motivational book, you can write it on Here’s a sweet tip: cutting pictures from magazines is no longer the preserve of serial killers.”
e8:
"Look over there, you can see Manhattan." "Yeah, she's a bitch, always showing you her good side, but you can't." "Yeah. I never wanted to live in Manhattan." "Because you can't live?" "Yeah." "She is beautiful, though." (Johnny looks at max) "Yeah, she is." But not a single kiss. In the end, max's eyes blurred and dodged unforgettable "Maybe you had bad breath at the time. What did you eat? What did you eat yesterday?" "Nothing." "Well, sometimes nothing is worse, because Your stomach starts to digest your own emotions, leaving your mouth with a sour taste."
"Douglas, if you don't mind me putting all these penny-worth items on eBay, why keep this box of chocolate bar wrappers around?" "I'm too lazy to think about it!" "Look, max? It's just the consequences of not dealing with my feelings. At first I just collected chocolate bar wrappers, and then I'm in a nursing home and still wondering why he didn't kiss me back then." "Why didn't he kiss me?" "I don't know... ...why don't you kiss him? Obviously, you like him, don't you?" "Max, stop hoarding your feelings and admit that you like him." "...I like him." " Good, good. This box of chocolate bar wrappers is over."
e9: "You smirk at the world, and the world smirks in return." "You're just a bartender who's been drinking all night, and you're not a drinker. Obviously you're not one to take chances." "Tell Other people's routines are also part of my routines, and then I can do whatever I want."
e10: Max's change for change: "Give you Zhang Twenty, can you break this the way you just broke my heart?" "For me, festivals are like jumping into a pile of leaves to find a used condom like a treasure hunt. "Festivals are all about money. Spending money to buy things to stuff into that bottomless black hole in our hearts, as a reminder that life won't be easy until we die. That's my Christmas card greeting." ."
e11: “Thank you for coming.” “No, thank you for inviting me.”
Max to Li Bao: "I have many disappointments in my life, and I am sure that the future will only get more difficult, but you are so good. When everything is not as expected, you are the only beauty in our life, and you And fluffy. You're super fuzzy, and who's to say there's no love touching something warm and fluffy. Thank you for everything you bring to us, especially one that's so fluffy ."
e12: "I don't want to sacrifice your precious ring, Frodo. If the business fails one day I'll be responsible for your lost memories. Just be selfish. The only life I want to ruin is my own. "Max, business has ups and downs, that's nothing. But this ring represents not only business, but also us, our common future." "Did you just propose to me? ?"
"You don't need to do that." "After I did something like that, it's no use talking, only the oven can represent my heart. Our future is more important than those rings of the past. I said, I'll do it to you Long-term plan. By the way, I hate eating with those two girls, I'd rather share chocolate bars with you in the bathroom." "Sorry I wasn't listening, I was just staring at my new boyfriend. ..I'm going to make out with him!" "You want to hug me, right?" "Yeah..." "But you won't." "I'll...you have to unzip the old lady, I Hit you to death.... praise you first, then beat you..." (A very disgusting hug.)
e13:
"Your mother is unreliable. You have two choices. You can sit here and feel sorry for yourself, or you can talk to yourself and say: I can watch TV all day when my mother is not here, and then run and kick the neighbor's window because of my whim." "Hey, hey, look at me. It's not your fault, it's her fault that she doesn't come. See, I'm lucky you're not going astray and messing around."
"You might think your secret sauce is a spoonful of Belle Burger, but it's not, it's you. It's what you've been through that made you who you are. Will fight to the end for what a box of tampons or a horse feels like, even When a friend is trapped in discount coupons and can't extricate himself, you will even go out for a box of cake flour on behalf of your friend." "If this is a TV drama, then the plot is that I should get up and pee." "I don't know. Who are you trying to deceive, the plot is that you watch the whole movie and you cry."
e14: "If 'Life' had a resume, it would have said 'good at making things worse'." "Here." "max, this isn't a 3D movie." "Whatever, it's 3D glasses. Come on, didn't you say you want to see the world from a different angle?...Stunning." "This swing is so wonderful." "It's for the balcony of my future villa. Why wait for the future? What? The dream is now."
e15:
"Max, you know that you didn't let me into the kitchen to help you bake, right?" "You also know that I know in my heart that there would be no fairies to give us work without you, right?" "If one day you I'm more than happy to need someone to help bake." "It's okay. You do yours, I'll do mine." "Take your phone out, we should record this coming back to life as a picture for our website." "Yeah. Then I counted to three and thought: We made two hundred dollars."
e16:
Max to Earl: "Don't die, or I'll kill you."
"Thanks a lot, but it's not necessary. Actually, you're the best person I've ever met tonight."
"I've always felt sorry for you because you didn't know your father. But seeing you take good care of Earl, I feel sorry for your father who didn't know his daughter. You'll be a good daughter."
e17:
"I think you're wrong, max. You and I still have family — we're each other's family." "We can't be real family until we go to court and accuse each other of being murderers."
e18:
bff: your broke friend forever
"Me and you are not just bff. We are bbf. Bangbus friends."
e19: "I didn't mean to say that you are the frog in the well." "Why are you apologizing? I am indeed the frog in the well, sitting in the well and watching the sky. I think it's not bad for me, at least I can be excited when I see new things, and I can't close my mouth in surprise. .because basically everything is new to me" Earl to max: "At work, you're my vacation."
e21: "I'm standing on a stranger's sesame cold face with broken eggshells at my ankles. You win, max." "That's none of my business." "It means I'm officially in yours. In my bag." "It's all your fault. Before I met you, I never thought about the future. Now I not only have a future, but I'm standing in the trash!" "You said I would file a tax return, but I Really? I said I was going to organize my bag, but I did? Sophie said she would confess to Oleg, but did she say that? The extension was just a way to delay my tax return, And then an excuse to make things worse."
e22: "You can't spell'focus' without us." "Or FU"
e23:
Earl: "But if you were a racehorse, I'd put my life savings on you."
"Then I'll warm up my new stretch car for the girls." "New car? If it's 2002, it's a new car." "I hope so, so I can meet you again."
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