I plan to write a detailed thesis on movie snacks. The first part is called "On the adaptation of dried sweet potatoes to bloody scenes and splashed intestines (Note: Movies in bed)". The arguments are as follows -
1. Compared with the dry and crunchy snacks like popcorn, dried sweet potatoes will not drop slag. Even if you see a horror scene and shake your hands, it will not leave any crumbs. It can be easily groping to pick it up from the bed and continue to eat;
second, compared to snacks such as fruit platters, hot dogs, drinks, dried sweet potatoes can be more intimate to prevent people from chewing things in their mouths with the broken palms on the screen. The scalp and the rotten abdomen are associated together, which ensures that the frequency of discomfort during the viewing process is reduced to a minimum;
third, dried sweet potatoes are sweet and nutritious, rich in crude fiber and carbohydrates, which can provide consumers with There is enough energy to speculate on the plot, and the nutritional supply after vomiting is beyond the reach of other foods.
Fourth, the second shelf of the campus supermarket on the west side of the apartment is the innermost shelf from the bottom to the top. There are dried sweet potatoes on the second and third floors, near the water floor. , good quality and cheap;
5. Dried sweet potato is really delicious and definitely a treasure for watching movies in bed. People who have tried it say yes;
6. Leave it blank and add it at any time...
even if the scene on the screen No matter how much your brain splashes, your eyes jump, your intestines run wild, you must remain calm. This is the most important chapter in the self-cultivation of foodies. As the best partner of a bloody movie, dried sweet potato is destined to go down in history forever, because it buffers a lot of discomfort in the process of watching the movie, and gives new hope to the poor people in despair.
This is an important part of history, the most important part. Yes, the most important thing.
As for [Chainsaw] itself, the biggest bug in the first part is that if Zep, a clerk in the hospital, seeks a doctor to detoxify when he is told that he is chronically poisoned, there will be no further plots, okay? This is a very serious thread, and really, this is definitely a major oversight by the writers.
Later, there were too many digging and filling holes, and the timeline was pulled in a chaotic order. After a few episodes, I suddenly realized. Those people who have been waiting year after year are really hard, there is absolutely no joke, really, it is hard.
As for John's dark laws of self-mutilation, sophisticated device design, magical design sketches, and near-perfect puzzle marks... these things can only be used to surprise, and I have learned a profound The truth of life - live well, be kind to others, abide by principles...
Be a person who is not targeted by Johns, and protect your blood, brain, limbs, tongue, intestines and dried sweet potatoes. This is the most important thing.
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