Hurry up and make a "John Vs Hannibal"

Lizzie 2022-04-20 09:01:44

I calmly tasted my mother's cut apples and warmed milk, and finished watching the Russian dubbed version of "Chainsaw 7". Seeing the characters in it being tortured one by one, I felt extremely gratified that the Heavenly Dynasty had provided me with such a comfortable life.

Without further ado, let me explain a few points of my thoughts and doubts, because the first five films were read in high school, and the sixth film was read a year ago, so I have not remembered many small details clearly, but the general direction is still I understand.

1 James Wen, Ray Warner is obviously a great screenwriter. The first three Warners ran through, filled a huge hole, and then ran away, leaving the new screenwriter lamenting in pain, how to fill this big hole what. Then really moved out the most vocal Doctor Gordon.

2 Is there such a perverted murderer in my country? Let's arrest Tang Jun and pass the test. At least let him go to Atlantic University to take the exam first.

3 How can you only find Chester in this part of tearing your back to save the brothers and women, and pulling all Linkin Park over, it must be spectacular. Over here Mike yells: Chester, you fucking bullshit! Over there Mr Hanh is wearing sunglasses and his mouth is pulled out. That way the box office is guaranteed.

4 Are all American police idiots? Soy sauce from start to finish. The second part is excusable because the video screen is not live. After catching the old man and catching Uncle Huo, after so long, if he doesn't improve, he will die when he enters it.

5 The old man is so awesome, his thinking about machinery is really good, but I have no idea what profession he does. Where did the money come from to build these institutions? So, I have a suggestion for investors, you guys continue to find someone to shoot, come to a Saw prequel, and tell the old man's family history. Maybe he also has a teacher.

6 The various behaviors of Uncle Huo make me puzzled. Is it just a psychopath? Also, his old man is an iron man. After being rectified by the big-breasted beauty Jill, he actually sewn his rotten and shapeless mouth so calmly, and then quickly recovered without any scars. The neck was pierced by Jill, but the pain was so small, and the wound on the neck was completely healed. I couldn't help shouting: Uncle Huo, you are a Korean Smecta, you are Smecta, the originator of Korean plastic surgery!

7 The jigsaw disciples really got it right. All those who survived became the disciples of the old man. They truly believed in John and gained eternal life. Being treated like this by the old man, he was not determined to kill Ya, yet he obeyed him so faithfully. If you want to kill all the brothers and sisters in your sect to get the title of chainsaw, don't think about it, killing the master is the most awesome performance. You should join forces to kill John, I know you will definitely die if you fight John alone.

8 When the main actor finally used hooks to hang his pectoralis major muscles, he was really rude. Don't know how to hang clothes and belts?

9 The values ​​of this department are seriously misplaced. American Tang Jun lied and did not die in the end, and his wife was roasted to death without knowing it. Writers, you are all jigsaw traitors!

10 Let's go to the Lantern Festival dinner. Come back and add more, parents can also add haha.

11 When I came back from dinner, I won't complain about how annoying this meal was. Then go on, those bastards in Hollywood make movies just to make money, and they're ready to stop when they see the money come back. They don't care about the fragile hearts of us plot reasoning emperors. With so many unanswered questions and so many pits left unfilled, you just want to stop. We do not agree! I hereby express my strong desire to release SAW8 next Christmas. I have already thought about the title, it's called "The Return Of Jigsaw".

12 The big reversal at the end of the first three parts of Chainsaw is awesome, and the later is reversal for the sake of reversal. If you don't reverse, fans can get angry and chain-saw you. So the subsequent reversals were exhausted and adapted. The return of Doctor Gordon is an expected reversal. If you want to have a sequel, you must have it. For detailed analysis, please see the next article.

13 A habit of chainsaws is that a person's death must be clearly explained. For example, in the first part, the guy who was locked up with Gordon (the actor is the screenwriter of the chainsaw haha). In the first part, everyone thought He must have starved to death or something, but in the third (or fourth, I can't remember) it was revealed that Amanda suffocated him to death. So it's hard to tell if Hoffman is dead or alive, although Gordon threw the saw away.

But... But I always feel that Uncle Huo, a pervert, can definitely gnaw off his own feet with his mouth and escape. I wouldn't believe a man really died until he saw him die in flesh and blood. After all, no one knows whether Huo Ershu can open the door. After all, they are also disciples of chainsaws, so maybe they know the customs clearance method very well in this place.

14 Never change the screenwriter for a story. Although there are three stinky beggars and the top one is Ning Caishen, the thinking before and after is different. I especially wanted to know what the most important thing the old man said to Gordon in the video, and the whole secret of the jigsaw.

15 The screenwriter must have watched a lot of Chinese martial arts films. The heavy machine gun fire started just after Gibson finished his phone call. At that time, Uncle Huo was enjoying the climax of stabbing people continuously with an apple knife. It was impossible to monitor him. Are guns smart too?

16 The jigsaw disciples knocked people unconscious and took them away, but they were never caught or discovered once, and the weakness of the American police force was once again revealed.

17 Finally, I sincerely hope that someone can make a "John vs. Hannibal", I really want to see the ultimate showdown between these two perverts.

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Saw: The Final Chapter quotes

  • Dr. Gordon: Bravo! To be able to sustain such a traumatic experience and, uh... and yet find a positive in that grizzly act. It's a remarkable feat, indeed. Remarkable... if not a little perverse.

  • Gibson: [talking to Jill] It's a safe house Jill! Safe. House.

    [Walks out of the room]

    Secretary: We just got this. Hoffman knows she's here.

    Gibson: Goddamnit!