Technology can no longer stop all kinds of gorgeous footsteps of human beings~~I also come to have fun

Wilfrid 2022-04-21 09:02:17

Well, first of all, let me say that before watching this film, I definitely didn’t watch it because I had some kind of fancy fantasy about the title, but because I was watching Weibo happily this afternoon. To a certain article that reads "[Human-Beast Combination] The latest disclosure by British media: In the past three years, more than 100 cases of human-animal hybridization experiments have been carried out in the UK. The purpose of this research is to find a way to cure a variety of human stubborn diseases as much as possible." Bo, at the same time very intimate pictures and videos.

As a very curious person, when others give you such a thoughtful design, it is natural to click on the pictures and videos to watch. After watching the video, my curiosity suddenly expanded dozens of times, so I started to search the Internet to see what I saw. Which film is the masterpiece of the video? The first step was unsuccessful, and I saw a two-and-a-half-minute film. After a lot of hard work, I finally paid off and let me see this film that has been criticized by all kinds of people. A "blockbuster" of saliva.

Well, I admit that this is entirely caused by my own cheap hands.

At first I thought this film was an American film, because only Americans would be so "imaginative" to make such a heavy-flavoured film, but only when the male and female pig feet began to deliver the big slug-like slug did they find out , this language is actually not any kind of language I am familiar with. . . It was only later that I found out that it was Italian. It turns out that the Italian people are also very "romantic imagination"~~~

The story is mainly about a "socially responsible" female scientist and a "very curious and unprincipled" male scientist in order to find as much as possible The method to cure a variety of human stubborn diseases (this sentence is really familiar), and after the successful combination of birds, rabbits, kangaroos and other concentrated animals and the DNA of a certain kind of invisible plant, the "big slug" was invented. Later, the female scientist made a bold idea to add human DNA, so under the premise of hiding from the company, the male scientist hypocritically prevented the attempt and created a hermaphrodite orc, which later became a popular name because of the appearance of a female— —Jenny.

During the seemingly alarming raising and nurturing process, the female scientists developed a monstrous feeling towards the little orcs that they were both mother and daughter, while the male scientists changed from a resisting and guarding attitude to being a research object. Emotions similar to those of a captive pet. After being discovered by the male scientist's younger brother, the male and female scientists resolutely decided to pull his younger brother into the water. At the same time, due to the aggressiveness of the little orcs, they had to leave the laboratory and move to the wilderness. Just move, move or villa. . .

In the rapid growth and evolution, the little half-orc has transformed from a newly born half-kangaroo half-rabbit to a gorgeous little Jenny who still wears "beautiful contact lenses". Amphibians evolved wings when they fell off the roof. Well, there are enough genes. Growing up and becoming beautiful, the dog blood plot began. Because of the scene of male and female scientists having sex when he was a child, the little orc with the female scientist's genes cut the poisonous sting on his tail by the female scientist. In order to experience the gorgeousness at the beginning of man, he seduced the male scientist and launched a "human-beast" game. war". Then, after being discovered by the female scientist Gorgeous, before the male and female scientists could sum up the lessons of the experiment, Little Jenny cheated to death and then Gorgeously transformed into a male Jenny. Then the male Jenny gorgeously pushed the female scientist down when the male and female scientists were looking for it. After being penetrated by the male scientist with a wooden branch, he could actually pull out the wooden branch and stand tall and straight. Knock down with a "boulder". But after the female scientist smashed it, she began to fall in love with her son and daughter, so in her hesitation, the orc found his burial -- the male scientist. After successfully knocking down the male scientist with the poisonous hook on his tail, he was finally beaten to death by the female scientist for the second time. Of course, the dog blood is still going on. Under the "expectation" of everyone, the screenwriter really lived up to the expectations and made the heroine pregnant with a "little orc", and finally ended when the heroine signed the experimental terms and looked into the future. . .

Speaking of this, I can't help but think of several foreshadowings and echoes in the film. First of all, the big slug is actually a foreshadowing of the little orcs. Because of the large slugs, scientists of both sexes wanted to create half-orcs in a whimsical way. Large slugs are androgynous, as are goblins. From the "love" scene in front of the male and female slugs sticking out their tongues and hooking up with each other to the back scene where the two stick out their barbs and pinching each other, the direct mapping is that the orcs started the "human-beast war" with little Jenny hooking up with male scientists to later pushing to female scientists And killed the male scientist. Also, I don’t know if you have noticed that the degeneration of the big slug was a “feigned death” after the “love” of the big slug and the male scientist, when the male scientist went to see his brother and the big slug. The scene where his brother says the big slug is dying and the male scientist suddenly gets angry. Later, during the demonstration in the middle, it became the two males pinching each other. That is to say, half-orcs must also complete the "first experience of love" and suspended animation from female to male, so it is reasonable for the little half-orcs to change from female Jenny to male Jenny. The big slug's love with the original male slug to pinch each other, and the little Jenny and the male scientist's passion to kill the male scientist also correspond to each other. And the female scientist's treatment of the little orcs changed from the original pet complex to the imaginary that Jenny was her daughter. It was also because the half-orcs had the genes of a female scientist, and the female scientist lost her own daughter a long time ago, and she thought about it step by step. , is also reasonable. And because little Jenny carries the gene of a female scientist, it is easy to fall in love with a male scientist. Of course, the inability of male scientists to control themselves can also be understood by this. Of course, except for degeneration, the big slug has no other evolutionary process that is different from the half-orc. Maybe it's because the half-orc gene has such a "good" gene of the human being, but why did it evolve more and more closer to the human, I think It is a subtle assimilation process that they have lived with male and female scientists for a long time, and only the two of them are in the field of vision. Doesn't it mean that couples who have been married for many years will become more and more alike? Maybe that's the reason.

As far as the plot is concerned, it is of course a gorgeous and bloody plot. Looking at everyone's film reviews, it turns out that they were all educated by nine years of compulsory education. After watching it, you must study the central idea of ​​this film, and the director will direct this film. In the scolding, the creative intention of the director and screenwriter has risen to a height that is enough to be admired.

We don't have so many thoughts, and we don't have so many things to sum up, so we just watched the film happily and wrote a review of the logic before and after the movie. However, considering the screenwriter's painstaking foreshadowing and burden, I will give it a moderate review. After all, among the bad films I have seen, this is not bad.

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